Thanks for informing me in advance, NME.I can now book the two weeks before the date of the album's release off to shove my head firmly under a pillow and escape the pants and screams of adulation from the media's wart-ridden penis being shoved deeply into Coldplay's crusty musical buttocks.
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Coldplay reveal new album release date
Find out when 'Viva La Vida' is in the shops
Mon 14 Apr, 2008
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