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50 Cent admits he's 'ignorant' after joking about Japan tsunami

Rapper had been tweeting about floods and 'bitches'

Tue 15 Mar, 2011

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If there is a God, then some People/*unts dont deserve the good luck bestowed on them. I hope he regrets his comments and makes a full apology. Seeing little children decomposing in the streets of these Japanese villages on the News makes me weep. I hope Gadaffis $Million helps this twat sleep at night. C*nt.

Wed 16 Mar, 2011

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Jon Bon Jovi: 'Apple's Steve Jobs is killing the music business'

Singer says 'kids today miss the experience' of discovering music

Tue 15 Mar, 2011

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Oh Dear Jonny Boy, are you going to take all your Albums off iTunes then? HANG ON.....wasnt it yourself that promoted USteams launch for the iPad, by playing 4 songs from your Dallas gig? ........ what a fucking wanker.iTunes and Jobs didnt kill the Music Industry, your Coked up record company executives did. You didnt see it coming......you didnt see the Internet, you didnt grasp the nettle. You fucked up. Admit it. Instead of buying Napster, the record companies shut it, with the help of the odious fucking Metallic, and their Dubious lists of File Sharers....Another Rich Celebrity talking boloks. Go suck Al Gores dick.......

Tue 15 Mar, 2011

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The Strokes' Nick Valensi: 'Making 'Angles' was awful'

Guitarist speaks about 'fractured' recording process

Thu 10 Mar, 2011

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Valensi should remember the quotes from his Bandmate, the Album was made as we all have 'Mortgages' to pay..... you sold your soul. Now piss off and take this shit with you.

Thu 10 Mar, 2011

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Mick Jagger working on new album by Eurythmics' Dave Stewart

His brother Chris confirms the news

Thu 03 Mar, 2011

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Fuck Me, like anyone gives a toss about Jaggers solo output, its shit, always has been, and always will be.Richards is your backbone mate, you spinless fuck.

Fri 04 Mar, 2011

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Download organiser: 'Booking Metallica would have been 'boring''

Andy Copping says Def Leppard are worthy headliners

Thu 03 Mar, 2011

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Hes right. Mettallica are fast closing on their Sell By Date. But jesus, Def Leppard, do me a favour. lets hope they lay off the meat pies before their appearance, flabby fuckers.

Fri 04 Mar, 2011

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Emily Eavis booked Beyonce to keep Glastonbury 'diverse'

Organiser also says she is 'lucky' to get Coldplay

Wed 16 Feb, 2011

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Another case, of the little girl becoming more interested in her publicity, than the festival. Anyone that buys a festival ticket, or any festival that advertises tickets, before the line-up is announced, can only mean one thing. Its really not about the music, its about the name GLASTONBURY. How much longer before Emily appears in Hello.....or in the Bizarre column of The Sun? The bill this year is shit.

Thu 17 Feb, 2011

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My Chemical Romance to headline a UK festival this summer

Gerard Way says band will top a bill somewhere

Mon 14 Feb, 2011

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Hmmmmmm I can hear the bottles of Piss being filled as we speak........ Headline? Do me a favour.

Tue 15 Feb, 2011

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Johnny Borrell in Milan fashion party fight - Daily Gossip

Lil Wayne's Twitter hacked, Ronson to wed? – your music gossip stop

Mon 17 Jan, 2011

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Johnny Borrell.....didnt he used to front a pub band, whose drummer left when he realised they were shit, and started a band, that was 100 times better?

Tue 18 Jan, 2011

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Kate Bush set to release new material this year

Spokesperson says a relese should be expected, but maybe not a full album

Mon 17 Jan, 2011

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Wow, that is unexpected, and something to look forward too. Cheryl Cole....nominated for best British Vocalist.......do me a favour!!!!

Tue 18 Jan, 2011

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Liam Gallagher now selling capes and leopard print blazers - Daily Gossip

Cee Lo duets with Gwyneth Paltrow, Dizzee messes with his mum - your music gossip stop

Thu 06 Jan, 2011

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I dont think he is a Money Grabbing Cretin, the Times reports he is worth tens of millions......i actually think he is keeping himself busy, and at least giving jobs to people.....you cant ask fairer than that....... at least he isnt sat in his mansion jacking up, like some of his ilk.....fair play to him. Cant wait for the Oasis Reunion tour of 2013 though.....hahaha.

Sat 08 Jan, 2011

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Kings Of Leon beat Prince Harry at table tennis - Daily Gossip

Flo to move to LA?, Brother continue Liam Gallagher feud – your music gossip stop

Fri 07 Jan, 2011

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When Brother have one fucking ounce of what Liam has in his knob, then we will all listen.......the lowest form of Publicity, Lee Newman...........who are you? Who are you?

Sat 08 Jan, 2011

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Marina And The Diamonds: 'I'm pissed off I'm not bigger'

Singer says she 'feels more like a failure than a success'

Fri 07 Jan, 2011

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You had all the exposure any group could have wished for, from Absolute Radio, Radio One, BBC and all the independents......and you still fucked up......because your not up to the test. Your music is throwaway......end of.

Sat 08 Jan, 2011

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Robert Plant: 'I can't relate to Led Zeppelin any more'

Singer describes reunion speculation as 'a bit of a pain in the pisser'

Fri 07 Jan, 2011

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My god, one of the only true rock stars in the world that talks some fucking sense! Well done Plant, the legacy will live on untouched. Nice One.

Sat 08 Jan, 2011

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Mona's Nick Brown: 'I beat the shit out of our old guitarist' - video

Band speak to NME about the violent departure of a former member

Fri 07 Jan, 2011

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Does anyone actually fucking care? You whinging little shit. Youll be signing on by the end of the year. Talentless cunt.

Sat 08 Jan, 2011

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Guns N' Roses' Axl Rose sues 'Guitar Hero' makers over Slash

Frontman wants $20million from Activision

Wed 24 Nov, 2010

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......sad wanker.....does anyone care?...... Slash has more dignity in his little finger than this jerk has in his body.

Thu 25 Nov, 2010

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Korn's Jonathan Davis: 'I wish I could do drugs again'

Singer says his children keep him on the straight and narrow

Wed 24 Nov, 2010

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....yet again, what a sad fuck.......the term getting publicity, really reached an all time low with that comment. I wish hed do them and fuck off.

Thu 25 Nov, 2010

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Peter Hook to re-record Joy Division songs for new EP

Bassist will work with former Happy Mondays singer Rowetta

Wed 24 Nov, 2010

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.....what a sad fuck........a really sad fuck.

Thu 25 Nov, 2010

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Justin Bieber planning anti-bullying stand after being called a 'faggot'

Singer wants to join campaign after Richmond incident

Mon 18 Oct, 2010

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I am really sorry, but is this the sort of news story, that the NME is going to start reporting? Are the NME readership, the slightest bit interested, in another Manufactured american teen star? Because if they are, then i am afraid, i will have to leave. I for one, am sick to death of what the NME used to stand for, being watered down, bending to pressure from Editors, that simply do not have a fucking clue, what is going on. This is from someone, that has been reading the NME since 1974. The Publication now, is just a shadow of its former self, basically, just an 8pp Pamphlet......with adverts.I've been in Print and Publications since 1979, and i can smell a desperate rat, and to me, someone in that NME office needs their fucking asses kicked well and truly out the door.Get a grip for fucks sake.

Tue 19 Oct, 2010

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Watch My Chemical Romance's 'Na Na Na' video on NME.COM now

Band give us the first track from 'Danger Days: The True Lives Of The Fabulous Killjoys'

Thu 14 Oct, 2010

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What a load of shite. You robbing motherfuckers. Check this out, as this has been solely rippied off from the great Cozy Powell........http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4aOllJXtpk and yes, the opening riff from Powells song, has been ripped off many times.

Fri 15 Oct, 2010

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Kiss' Gene Simmons: 'The music industry didn't have the balls to sue file-sharers' - video

See video of the bassist talking about illegal file sharing on NME.COM

Sat 09 Oct, 2010

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You see, Mr Simmons is right, he might be a cock, he might be an arrogant motherfucker........but hes right.Instead of embracing Napster, buying the little fucker out, and turning it around for a tool for there own good, the record companies, and especially that odious group Metallica, chose to sue the poor little housewife, or kid in some council estate, or Project. Thats really big of them, instead of going for the East European Mafia, that had complete websites, and distribution of illegal cds, the great Music Industry chose to pick on the little defenceless people, that could hardly afford to eat and feed their kids, than the Mafioso, that would, without doubt, taken a few of the wankers in Record Companies out.........the record industry took its eye off the ball, and is now paying for it, by the billions..........

Mon 11 Oct, 2010

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P Diddy: 'I'm nervous about singing properly on my new album'

Rapper tells NME about his plans for Diddy-Dirty Money

Thu 07 Oct, 2010

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I just cant believe the NME is giving space to this prick. Him being mates with Helders, hardly warrants all this shit printed in the NME. Jesus.........

Fri 08 Oct, 2010

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Roger Waters responds to 'The Wall' anti-Semitism claims

Former Pink Floyd man says 'there are no hidden meanings in the 'Goodbye Blue Sky' video'

Tue 05 Oct, 2010

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Waters says......"The point I am trying to make in the song is that the bombardment we are all subject to by conflicting religious, political, and economic ideologies only encourages us to turn against one another, and I mourn the concomitant loss of life.".........I COULDNT HAVE PUT IT BETTER MYSELF.........fucking religion.

Tue 05 Oct, 2010

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Mark Ronson's 'The Bike Song' climbs to the top of the NME Chart

Producer's latest knocks Brandon Flowers from top spot

Mon 04 Oct, 2010

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How the fuck Mark Ronson, can be mentioned in the same sentence as NME, let alone appear in the Magazine.....is fucking beyond me. Publisher pressure to appeal to the mainstream me thinks............

Tue 05 Oct, 2010

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Glastonbury's Michael Eavis to announce 2011 headliners when tickets sell out

Plus festival boss says he has no plans to retire any time soon

Thu 30 Sep, 2010

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How utterly fucking arrogant. To announce a lineup, when the 'tickets have sold out'. Shows pure and total contempt.

Fri 01 Oct, 2010

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The Charlatans' Tim Burgess to curate gig at Salford Lads Club

The youth centre made famous by The Smiths will host the likes of Factory Floor, Hatcham Social and The Heartbreaks

Fri 01 Oct, 2010

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......speaking of which.....what the fuck has happened to Ian Brown.........

Fri 01 Oct, 2010

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Eels frontman E takes revenge on London after false terrorist accusation - video

He turns UK capital into a toytown in the band's new video

Thu 23 Sep, 2010

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......what a load of boloks. You had your hit, years ago, now fuck off with inane drivel, and a backing beat that used to come free with Botempi organs......twats.

Sat 25 Sep, 2010

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The Zutons' Dave McCabe accused of breaking man's nose over girlfriend insult

Prosecution opens at Liverpool Crown Court

Mon 20 Sep, 2010

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Anyone that writes a lyric.......'i miss your ginger hair'..... should go to jail, directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect your royalties.........calm down calm down.

Wed 22 Sep, 2010

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Manic Street Preachers Nicky Wire: 'Nick Clegg reminds me of David Brent'

Bassist brands the Deputy Prime Minister a 'desperate politician'

Fri 17 Sep, 2010

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That motherfucker Clegg, sold out regarding Immigration, to form a coalition with a Condervative Government........selling out, especially when you have been bleating on about immigration for years, actually makes me believe, he is Cun*.

Tue 21 Sep, 2010

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Amy Winehouse hits out at Mark Ronson

She accuses him of taking her credit

Sat 18 Sep, 2010

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Mark Ronson, the Producer with the Silver Spoon in his mouth....... bumming off other peoples talent. Knob.

Tue 21 Sep, 2010

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Nicky Wire: 'The Drums make me feel ill, they've just taken Ian Curtis' dance'

Bassist thinks current crop of frontmen have no true soul

Wed 15 Sep, 2010

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Nicky Wire nicked David Bowies look.........Jesus, how far off the mark is that.......thank god for the Wire.......thank god for his words, i might not agree sometimes, but the fucker makes me think, makes me pick up a book, listen to something i may not have done, i learnt more reading books about Thatcher, the Miners, Chomsky, than any teacher could have incited me. God bless him.

Thu 16 Sep, 2010

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Faith No More announce their last gig

Band will close their reunion tour in Chile before splitting for good

Wed 15 Sep, 2010

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I wonder if the RHCP's will be there, after all, they nicked FNM's identity for the last 20 years.....

Thu 16 Sep, 2010

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Mani accuses Peter Hook of 'living off Ian Curtis' money' as Freebass split

Bassist rants on Twitter as the group break up before album release

Thu 09 Sep, 2010

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I feel very uncomftable watching Peter Hook since he started all this Joy Division stuff. If he is indeed, keeping all the money himself from these shows.......he needs a fucking good butt fucking.

Wed 15 Sep, 2010

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Lou Reed made Susan Boyle cry over 'America's Got Talent' refusal

Former Velvet Underground man refused to let her sing 'Perfect Day'

Thu 09 Sep, 2010

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I never thought id see the day, when the NME runs a story about Susan Boyle and that shit 'Talent' show.......come on........its Tabloid Gossip at its worst.......totally un newsworthy......

Wed 15 Sep, 2010

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NME Radio launches new autumn schedule and app

Station's new look shows kick off today (Sept 1)

Wed 01 Sep, 2010

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Can i have a job please..........i have a good radio voice........Please.

Wed 01 Sep, 2010

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Axl Rose demands apology for Guns N' Roses Reading Festival controversy

Singer also thanks fans on Twitter

Sun 29 Aug, 2010

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Rose knew full fucking well, that events such as Reading have curfews, and to keep the Festivals integrity, and keep on the right side of Reading Borough Council, and Berkshire County Council, the promoter has to stick to them. There are enough people in Reading that would like to see the Festival lose its licence, and its Old Has Been Wannabees like Axl Rose, and his Guns and Roses Tribute band, that put the Festival under a lot of pressure with the local residents. He knew about the curfew, he knew that by coming on an hour late it would cause a problem, and if he thinks that sitting on the main stage, accoustically, is rock and roll, then he is one deluded motherfucker. He knows, the best way, was to come out on time, give 2 hours of relentless Rock and Roll, and give a performance that Reading would have expected. ..... he didnt, he wimped off. Its artists like him, that jeopodise the Reading Festival, a festival that if steeped in history, and to be quiet honest, it really doesnt need Prima Donnas like Rose throwing tantrums, to a dwindling crowd, that chanted 'what a twat'!!!!!. Long live the Reading Festival, and fuck lazy shits like Rose. Fuck off back to your LA Mansion, and leave the Rocking to the likes of the Foos, Raidiohead, Chillis, et al.

Mon 30 Aug, 2010

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Calvin Harris advises V Festival crowd to start dancing

Producer and performer gets Chelmsford's feet moving

Sun 22 Aug, 2010

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Calvin Harris is a talentless fuck. He has absolutely no reason, whatsoever, to be mentioned on this website, or NME publications.

Tue 24 Aug, 2010

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'The X Factor' bosses admit to using vocal enhancement on show

Spokesperson says post-production work is necessary

Mon 23 Aug, 2010

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.........so have the public been conned, whilst using their money to vote on the telephone...some artists, it appears, have had a helping hand with Autotune...????? ..... if they have, then surely the Great British Public, has been conned...i feel a massive investigation into this programme, that will, hopefully bring it to its knees and die.

Tue 24 Aug, 2010

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Maximo Park's Paul Smith to release solo album

'Margins' is set for release in October

Fri 06 Aug, 2010

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Jesus Christ, heres another one, lead singer does solo album.....for fucks sake, is anyone interested in Maximo Park, let alone Paul Fucking Smith.......anyone, anyone....

Fri 06 Aug, 2010

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Fans split on Kings Of Leon's 'pigeon shit' gig walk out

Plus watch footage from the St Louis show

Tue 27 Jul, 2010

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.......come back to Reading you Scardey Cats, fucking pigeon shit, getting a strop on through pigeon shit? Some of your countrymen are taking RPG's on the head every night, and you worry about fucking pigeon shit. Damn you lame motherfuckers!!!!!!!

Thu 29 Jul, 2010

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Mercury Prize-nominated Villagers: 'Being selected is a real honour and a surprise'

Although frontman Conor O'Brien admits he wants to 'maintain a little bit of distance' from the award

Wed 28 Jul, 2010

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Conor O'Brien wants to keep some distance.....if its good enough for Weller, then its good enough for you.....if your that bothered, pull out.......simples! Fucking whingers!

Thu 29 Jul, 2010

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Ice-T arrested for driving without a seatbelt

Rapper pulled over for not staying safe behind the wheel

Wed 21 Jul, 2010

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Listen Mr T, for fucks sake, driving with a suspended licence and expired insurance, and no seat belt, what the fuck did you think you were going to get...... even old has been rappers that have sold out get to be arrested. Suppose you had hit someone, some child, someone elses car, what then? Grow up, and you call Soulja Boy childish.........jesus.

Sat 24 Jul, 2010

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Foals 'tricked' into attending Mercury Prize nominations ceremony

Oxford band reveal they had no idea they were up for the award

Tue 20 Jul, 2010

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I was tricked into listening to their latest album.......and i was fucking angry too.......... wasted valuable minutes of my life, listening to watery, 80's dross........utter shite.

Wed 21 Jul, 2010

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Edwyn Collins announces London show and ticket details

Former Orange Juice frontman to play 100 Club

Tue 20 Jul, 2010

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Although not a fan of Edwyns music, his story has to be one of the most heart warming stories in music ever. He ceases to amaze me, a true legend along with his partner. A musician to be admired. Give that man a massive round of applause.

Wed 21 Jul, 2010

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The Killers' Brandon Flowers announces first solo shows

Frontman heralds 'Flamingo''s release with US August dates

Tue 20 Jul, 2010

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Brandon Flowers solo shows....whats the fucking point of that anyway. HasBeen.

Wed 21 Jul, 2010

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Florence And The Machine envious of Bat For Lashes' Brett Easton Ellis cameo

Singer hoping for musical namecheck in writer's novel

Tue 20 Jul, 2010

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I agree with Marmota, we have a law at work, its called 'Florances Law'......each time that screeching ginger comes on, the radio is turned off. Overrated, Overstated, just utter shite.

Wed 21 Jul, 2010

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Metallica's Lars Ulrich: ''Some Kind Of Monster' film was a stupid idea'

Drummer suggests he regrets letting cameras in on the band's world

Tue 20 Jul, 2010

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.......what a spoilt little prick, sad little rich man, with big houses, big cars, £millions of pounds of Artworks, massive succesful band, and still the silly litte gonad has something to moan about. Get a life for fucks sake......... go sell some of youre art for £20 Million.

Wed 21 Jul, 2010

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Eminem delayed at T In The Park because of laser pen fears? - Daily Gossip

The Kills joined by Kate Moss and The View become mates with Jay-Z - your music gossip stop

Mon 12 Jul, 2010

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What a load of bolloks. What a fucking load of bolloks. Scared of a laser pen, he wants to get his fucking ass on the front line, and see how shit scared some of his countryment are facing RPGs in a war, that nobody, least of all musicians, seem to give a fuck about. Scared of laser pens.......for christs sake.......stand up Mathers, you fucking pussy.

Tue 13 Jul, 2010

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Eminem stays tops of the NME Chart for third week with 'Not Afraid'

Florence And The Machine and Bombay Bicycle Club also chart

Mon 12 Jul, 2010

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Can someone tell me, at what point did this little talentless fuck, deserve to be anywhere near an NME chart? Please, in the name of Music, dont give oxygen to this little twats publicity machine anymore. Please.

Tue 13 Jul, 2010

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Jason Bonham: 'We came real close to reforming Led Zeppelin without Robert Plant'

Drummer said the band worked on material for a year

Mon 12 Jul, 2010

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Much as i admire Jason Bonham......Led Zeppelin, without Robert Plant, is NOT Led Zeppelin.....Led Zeppelin without John Bonham is NOT Led Zeppelin..unfortunately for the remainder of the group, Plant seems happy doing his solo stuff, so fair play to him, even if his solo stuff is mediocre, he doesnt need to prove anything, or re-create, what could possibly, damage Zeppelins legacy. Let it go.......

Tue 13 Jul, 2010

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George Michael arrested after Snappy Snaps car crash

Singer bailed by police after north London crash

Tue 06 Jul, 2010

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Get it together George for Christs sake. You need some new people around you. Ive seen you around Berkshire in your Bentley and Range Rover and you are fast becoming a parody of yourself. Read this, and get yourself the fuck together. Get some new management.

Wed 07 Jul, 2010

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Mark Ronson reveals new Amy Winehouse collaboration

Pair have recorded a Lesley Gore cover

Tue 06 Jul, 2010

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.......what a surprise, Ronson covering somebody elses song..written any decent tunes lately Ronson?...just who give a flying fuck about the DJ with a Silver Spoon?

Wed 07 Jul, 2010

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Liam Gallagher: 'John Lennon would have covered Oasis' 'I'm Outta Time''

Frontman says that the former Beatle would have picked a song that he wrote

Wed 07 Jul, 2010

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I actually agree with him. One of Oasis' best songs.

Wed 07 Jul, 2010

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Julian Casablancas predicts new Strokes album will be out next March

Singer admits record has suffered from delays

Mon 05 Jul, 2010

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.....are any other NME readers getting pissed off with this little jerk......he goes out on a solo tour, album and festival appearances....and plays fucking Strokes songs.....he is torn, in my view, because he isnt sure hes up to the job solo wise....dickheaed

Tue 06 Jul, 2010

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Mumford & Sons announce autumn UK tour and ticket details

Band also release limited EP under their alter ego The Wedding Band

Mon 28 Jun, 2010

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is it me......or is this group the most boring bucket of shit to hit the airwaves in years??

Tue 29 Jun, 2010

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Michael Jackson's sequined studded glove is auctioned off for $190,000 (£126,000)

Las Vegas auction also sees items sold for more than 10 times their value

Mon 28 Jun, 2010

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Id like to see some fucking DNA tests on that Glove!!!!

Tue 29 Jun, 2010

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Kanye West announces new album release date

'Good Ass Job' is due out on September 14

Mon 28 Jun, 2010

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.......hes starting to Morph into that kid that used to shout....'whatch you talking about Willis' PMSL !!!

Tue 29 Jun, 2010

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Nine Inch Nails and more join Zack de la Rocha's Arizona boycott

Acts unite to protest against the US state's controversial new immigration law

Mon 28 Jun, 2010

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Nine Inch Nails......???? Like a disbanded group is going to make one bit of difference to that cause. And why shouldnt the Police challenge anyone that they believe to be an illegal immigrant? There are two huge wars going on in this world at the moment, and not one, NOT FUCKING ONE OF YOU SO CALLED 'VOICE OF THE PEOPLE MOTHERFUCKERS' ARE PROTESTING ABOUT IT!! So get off back to your big gated mansions, and have a fucking good think!

Tue 29 Jun, 2010

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Motley Crue frontman Vince Neil arrested on drink-driving charge in Las Vegas

Singer's bail is set at $2,000 (£1,320) according to Las Vegas police

Mon 28 Jun, 2010

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For Fucks sake, Razzle will be spinning in his bloody grave........

Tue 29 Jun, 2010

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Eminem: 'Selling 80 million copies of 'Recovery' would mean nothing'

Slim Shady also discusses 'problems' with previous albums 'Relapse' and 'Encore'

Sun 27 Jun, 2010

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In other words.....he put out two albums that were shit, and still, expected his loyal fans to shell out millions of dollars on albums he new to be wank. Fuck him.

Tue 29 Jun, 2010

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Stereophonics drummer Stuart Cable's funeral to take place in Aberdare today (Jun 21)

Fans expected to line the streets of Aberdare for procession

Mon 21 Jun, 2010

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Having watched BBC Wales coverage on YouTube, it was very touching to see, how the whole of Stuarts town, came out to pay their respects yesterday. I for one will miss his radio shows. Someone, who, unlike the mediocre yes men of radio, genuinely liked all he played on his shows. What a sad story.

Wed 23 Jun, 2010

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The View ready 'different sounding' third album

Bassist Kieren Webster reveals the new LP features 'a couple of things you wouldn't expect'

Tue 22 Jun, 2010

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Different sounding album? Turning up at your gigs Sober would be a bonus. To me, this bunch of tossers are a very poor LA's pub tribute band. Youve had the ''same tune on for 4 years now.........''

Wed 23 Jun, 2010

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New Radiohead album due this year

Record will be finished 'in a matter of weeks', say band

Mon 21 Jun, 2010

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Is it me, or did he sound like a gibbering goon in that interview.....?

Wed 23 Jun, 2010

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Calvin Harris clarifies Dizzee Rascal World Cup song comment

DJ/producer says he would 'never slate' the rapper

Mon 07 Jun, 2010

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Admit it Harris.....by August you will be a Has-Been.....you atttempted a half hearted diss on Rascal, and when you thought it would harm your career, you back peddle like a loon. Personally, with the wealth that you have accumulated over the last 2 years, I would get your teeth sorted love. If you are going to diss, have the balls to stand and fucking back it up.

Tue 08 Jun, 2010

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Muse force Slayer off MTV with giant UFO

Band's stage prop interrupts signal from Rock AM Ring festival

Sun 06 Jun, 2010

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Why all the talk about cocks........I dont get it......They are fast becoming the biggest live band in the world.......now......I would gladly have a small cock and balls the size of Cheese Puffs, to do what they do.......

Tue 08 Jun, 2010

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Manic Street Preachers announce UK tour and new album details

Band set to return with new record in September

Tue 01 Jun, 2010

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Well thats the best news Ive heard all fucking year. At last, some gigs and an Album, that you know, will make you think, read, educate and give you a good time, all in one...........Hoo Fucking Ray for the Manics.......

Wed 02 Jun, 2010

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The Enemy to break from third album for DJ set

Frontman Tom Clarke set for show this Friday (May 28)

Mon 24 May, 2010

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Dont ya just get pissed off with these singers, going off and taking their eye off the ball.......Kele, Gary Lightfoot, and not this clown Clarke.......if they put as much effort into their side projects, their albums, might, just might be worth the £10 they are ripping us off for, with sub standard sounding drivel.Fucking Primadonnas.

Tue 25 May, 2010

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The Killers' Brandon Flowers reveals solo album details – exclusive

Singer gives first solo album interview to NME

Thu 13 May, 2010

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Shame Flowers didnt put as much effort into the Killers last album.....yet another Singer, on a Solo Masterbation Project......get over it, get back to the Killers, and produce an album that warrants the £10 you charge, that some of your dwindling fans can ill afford.

Fri 14 May, 2010

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Eminem blasts NFL star Ben Roethlisberger on new song - audio

Singer raps star after 'Despicable' surfaces on the internet

Mon 03 May, 2010

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Hmmmm........ they guy hasnt been found guilty...... pretty Despicable thing to have done dont ya think. Maybe Eminem should look a little more closely at his personal habits over the last 8 years........get my drift. Tosser.

Tue 04 May, 2010

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Adam Ant challenges Liam Gallagher to a fight

But pop legend shows love for Lady Gaga and Lily Allen

Thu 29 Apr, 2010

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......Prince Charming, Ridicule is nothing to be scared of.......Go fuck yourself Ant, and your cheap publicity seeking boloks.

Fri 30 Apr, 2010

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Poison singer Bret Michaels 'critical' following brain haemorrhage

Spokesperson confirms rocker-turned-reality star's condition

Sun 25 Apr, 2010

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What a sad story, I hope he pulls through, good Luck Bret.

Mon 26 Apr, 2010

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Eminem: 'There is no 'Relapse 2''

Rapper supposedly cans new song collection

Wed 14 Apr, 2010

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Does anyone really give a Monkeys.......anyone? Please file under 'wank'

Fri 16 Apr, 2010

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Snow Patrol's Gary Lightbody has been singing with a dislocated jaw for eight years

Frontman got the injury after falling down a flight of stairs in 2002

Fri 12 Mar, 2010

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.......hmmmm has he been playing guitar with a broken wrist....that would explain the utter dirge this twat has inflicted on us for the last few years....

Fri 12 Mar, 2010

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Manic Street Preachers attack Radiohead at tiny Glasgow show

Band celebrate King Tut's Wah Wah Hut's 20th birthday

Fri 19 Feb, 2010

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......I couldnt agree more with Wire, fuck off back to your big houses around the world, around the country, and dont the fuck lecture me on Climate Control, you two faced fuckers. The Wire is back, and fuck have we missed him. O'brien is pissed, because he cant make the music he and his band mates want to, because that little fuck of a vocalist, would throw his toys out the pram. We all know around Oxford where Radiohead live, and they dont live a fucking frugal existance, like they would have you believe. Fuck them. Hypocrites.

Fri 19 Feb, 2010

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Florence And The Machine take MasterCard British Album prize at Brit Awards 2010

Florence Welch picks up her first award of the night

Tue 16 Feb, 2010

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Piss Poor Choice. Utterly shameful. Her voice reminds me of a Cat, with its bolloks caught in a Mousetrap........

Wed 17 Feb, 2010

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The Strokes begin recording fourth album with U2, Beck producer

Band kick off sessions in New York this week

Wed 03 Feb, 2010

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oh for fucks sake.............so for the next 3 months...........we are going to get a blow by blow account of the making of possibly the most Turgid pieces of shit to hit the shops in years.............bring back The Manics for fucks sake.

Wed 03 Feb, 2010

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Pete Wentz: 'I can't predict I'd ever play in Fall Out Boy again'

Bassist speaks about band being on a break

Wed 03 Feb, 2010

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I second Eddie G...............HOOOO FUCKING RAAAAY..............

Wed 03 Feb, 2010

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Dr Conrad Murray 'to be charged' soon over Michael Jackson's death

Doctor looks set to face involuntary manslaughter charge

Wed 03 Feb, 2010

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Everybody and their dog, knows that Jacko died by falling over his kids Pushchair, so come on, dont 'blame it on the Doctor, Blame it on the Buggy.........

Wed 03 Feb, 2010

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Manic Street Preachers to play intimate show at iconic Scottish venue

Welsh veterans will celebrate 20 years of King Tut's

Sat 23 Jan, 2010

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Glad to see Britains Premier rock band active live again. Gives me hope for the rest of the year, that this year will not be a turgid one on the Music front.

Mon 25 Jan, 2010

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The Killers announce they are going on 'hiatus' after current tour

Las Vegas group to take a break after their Melbourne show next month

Mon 18 Jan, 2010

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Thank god for that. Now maybe, their shitty guitarist can go and learn how to play his guitar live. Because all the performances I have seen of him, lead me to believe, that a 5 year old could do better. Best news of 2010 so far.

Tue 19 Jan, 2010

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Lily Allen, Robbie Williams, Pixie Lott nominated for 2010 BRIT Awards

Friendly Fires, Dizzee Rascal, La Roux also up for gongs

Mon 18 Jan, 2010

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Jesus......where the fuck are the Manic Street Preachers....but looking at an awards ceremony, that gives a Lifetime Contribution Award to Robbie Williams, maybe the likes of them, The Stereophonics, and others, are well fucking out of it. Piss poor reading for the average British Music lover. Complete Tosh.

Tue 19 Jan, 2010

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Andrew WK denies being manipulated by secret svengali

Singer's statement says critics who call him an 'imposter' are misguided

Mon 04 Jan, 2010

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Is anyone really interested in a B rated singer.......is anyone?

Mon 04 Jan, 2010

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U2: We want to leave our mark on Glastonbury festival 2010

The Edge says he's got over scepticism about festival's 'hippy roots'

Sat 02 Jan, 2010

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The Edge is going along to check it out.........for F*cks sake, who the F*ck are you to check anything out.......get on stage, belt it out, feel nervous, feel like you could F*ck up and get the Adrenelin going.......

Mon 04 Jan, 2010

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Radiohead's Thom Yorke crashes UN climate change conference - video

Radiohead frontman obtains a press pass to get in

Fri 18 Dec, 2009

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I think that Musicians that have Multiple Houses around the world, and the UK, should take a close look at how much CO2 they are emitting from said properties. And why, someone, that professes to the Rally Call of Climate change, lives in Multi Million Pound houses, rather rankles my boloks. Dont do as I do, do as I say. Fuck off the lot of you.

Fri 18 Dec, 2009

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Razorlight documentary set for London premier

'Rock And Roll Lies' will also be unveiled online on December 9

Thu 03 Dec, 2009

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.........totally bemusing.......why the fuck would you go and see a film about Razorshite.......the mind boggles.

Fri 04 Dec, 2009

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Ronnie Wood arrested on suspicion of assault

Rolling Stone bailed after 'domestic incident'

Thu 03 Dec, 2009

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Any chance he could be arrested by Surrey Police under the Trades Description Act.....for producing utter shit for the last 30 years, and calling it Music......and that goes for Jagger and Richards too........

Fri 04 Dec, 2009

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Andy Bell to return to guitar for Liam Gallagher's new band - video

Gallagher gives more details about who he's working with

Fri 04 Dec, 2009

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Give Liam a break, okay he relied on his brother considerably....... but he has to be, one of the greatest British Frontman, that this country has ever produced........just look at the shit being offloaded on todays youth.......Johnny Borrell.......Bloc Party.......et al, there is no comparison......as a Frontman, Liam is head and shoulders above the competition........and this from someone that doesnt care much for Oasis....

Fri 04 Dec, 2009

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The Strokes planning to record new album in January 2010

Julian Casablancas and Nikolai Fraiture have been dropping hints

Tue 24 Nov, 2009

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How long have they been saying this.....does anyone give a flying shit about it......no......they fucking dont. Stop giving the pretty boys the column inches......they dont fucking deserve it at all.

Wed 02 Dec, 2009

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Thu 01 Jan, 1970

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You have to be joking....you really do......The Strokes come out top......... voted for by a ''panel of musicians, producers, writers and record label bosses''.....is it any wonder why the world music scene is in such a fucking mess commercially......jesus fucking christ.......this has to be joke of the year......

Wed 18 Nov, 2009

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Fiery Furnaces' Eleanor Friedberger: 'We're not in a feud with Radiohead'

But bandmate Matthew Friedberger definitely isn't a fan...

Thu 12 Nov, 2009

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Yawn.......your nothing more than an upcoming pub band, now fuck off.

Fri 13 Nov, 2009

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John Lydon: 'PiL reunion tour funded by Country Life butter adverts'

Singer also praises Take That's Gary Barlow

Thu 12 Nov, 2009

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Good Luck to him. Advert or no Advert......he does what he wants.......

Fri 13 Nov, 2009

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No Johnny Depp as Babybird plays London comeback gig

Singer also slates Morrissey at intimate show

Fri 13 Nov, 2009

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BABYBIRD...........who the fuck are they...........judging by their pictures, a swift course of Slim Fast Milkshakes is in order...........

Fri 13 Nov, 2009

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Strokes' Julian Casablancas preparing 'Pink Floyd laser show' for UK gigs

Frontman reveals ambitious set-up for live shows

Fri 06 Nov, 2009

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Is this bloke actually going to release any music......its just the same old shit......Strokes' Julian Casablancas BLAH BLAH, Strokes' Julian Casablancas BLAH BLAH.....its very tiresome after a while.

Mon 09 Nov, 2009

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Fiery Furnaces' Matthew Friedberger calls Radiohead 'bogus'

Singer gets himself into a case of mistaken identity over Harry Patch single

Thu 05 Nov, 2009

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I thought the song was beautiful. As for Friedberger, exactly who the fuck are you?

Thu 05 Nov, 2009

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Robbie Williams 'cancelled MTV EMA gig due to budget cuts'

Singer's spokesman reportedly says his performance would have been "compromised"

Sat 31 Oct, 2009

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hmmmmm thats a good way of keeping the MTV-Williams relationship on a strong foot holding.....what a dopey fucker, his performance would have been compromised due to the awfulness of the song for Christs sake, face reality Williams, you will be sucking the sweat from Barlows Balls and pleading to join Take That by the middle of next year........Take That for Glastonbury. Not such a sick joke.

Mon 02 Nov, 2009

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Footage of Bloc Party announcing Oasis split onstage in Paris emerges - video

Kele Okereke calls Noel and Liam 'inbred twins'

Tue 01 Sep, 2009

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To brand 2 people Inbred, that have, whether I like it or not, have written the soundtrack to a Generations lives, and label them 'Inbred'.......shows a very interesting insight to Kele Okereke and his bandmates. Of course the 'Inbreds' are no saints, but fuck me, they are the biggest Rock and Roll stars this country has produced in years.... Okereke would give his right Bollok to have 1 percent of the song writing talent that Noel has. Bloc Party, who the fuck are they?

Wed 02 Sep, 2009

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Manic Street Preachers' Nicky Wire compares Take That to Neil Young

''Patience' greatest comeback single in history' says bassist

Tue 18 Aug, 2009

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I agree with Wire, Barlow is a superb writer. I dont particularly like his stuff, but there is no denying, the man writes and plays excellent pop songs.There are plenty of lightweight groups in this country that have squandered the adulation that have been bestowed on them by the NME and hard working fans alike, most if not all, would love to have 5% of the song writing skills of Barlow. And as for the comments about the 'Whole band going missing' how Crass and insensitive to Richey Edwards family and friends, that miss one of this countries great lyricists....you should be ashamed.Wire, Bradfield and Moore, stepped up to the table when Edwards went missing, and to my mind, have done an immense job, of producing albums and singles, lyrics and music, that is second to none, by any British band.Good luck to them. Thanks to them, Ive read more books, and seen more films, than any fucking English teacher could have inspired me.

Thu 20 Aug, 2009

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Nine Inch Nails' Trent Reznor rants about Twitter again

He also says NIN Blackberry app has been delayed

Thu 30 Jul, 2009

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I love my NIN iPhone App........ Its a pity Reznor doesnt get as much exposure for his art, as wannabee fucking Pub Bands like FOB, PATD, and all the others that are polluting the once pure waters of the NMe.

Fri 31 Jul, 2009

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Panic At The Disco name new members

Ian Crawford and Dallon Weekes join the band

Thu 30 Jul, 2009

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I would rather suck the bolloks of a dead goat, than listen this shit, even if Beck and Clapton were on fucking guitar. And that singers comb over, one to rival the twat from Fall out Boy.........damn they are ugly......

Fri 31 Jul, 2009

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Madonna contributes article to Israeli newspaper

Her piece will be published this Friday (July 31)

Wed 29 Jul, 2009

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That woman looks more like a corpse every week. Man, there is something wrong there, but I can put my finger on it.......

Fri 31 Jul, 2009

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My Chemical Romance: 'We've written our version of Springsteen's 'Born To Run'

A 'wildly different' album is on the way, according to singer Gerard Way

Thu 30 Jul, 2009

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What a complete twat. Talking bolloks again Gerard? I'd compare your group to a 3 day old dog turd on my village green, youre shit, we know it, you know it, the whole fucking world knows it. Now go bullshit somewhere else.

Fri 31 Jul, 2009

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Woman fined millions for music file-sharing in US

Mother of four handed $1.9 million (£1.2 million) fine

Fri 19 Jun, 2009

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Absolutely pathetic. I dont condone filesharing, but for fucks sake, why dont RIA go for the Russian and East German websites allowing Millions of songs for free download with links etc? WHY? Because a mother of four poses no threat to the Lawyers and faceless bastards at record companies that took their eye off the ball 10 years ago, and did fuck all to embrace electronic media. A mother of four is pretty defenceless, but, on the other hand, Organised Crimes gangs pose a threat of retribution to any Coke Snorting Record Executive.....they choose the easy target, cowards................truly shameful.

Fri 19 Jun, 2009

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Ozzy Osbourne sues Black Sabbath bandmate

He says Tony Iommi wrongfully claimed band name

Fri 29 May, 2009

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I know which one of the two has the right to the name, as if anyone gives a fuck. Tony Iommi deserves to have the name, and Ozzy and wife can get back to their Reality shit programmes and shit American Festival appearances. Iommi has more talent in his left bollok, than Osbourne has in his entire body.

Sun 31 May, 2009

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Downloading 'costs UK economy £12 billion per year'

Seven million people estimated to use illegal sites

Fri 29 May, 2009

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I brought the new Enemy album last week, its the biggest piece of shit I have listened to, since the Killers new album. Its no wonder there is illegal file sharing, when Bands are putting out Turd Shit Albums tarted up as Masterpieces. Try telling a kid on a housing estate, whos parents live of £80 a week, that he cant have some music for free, or the kids that sit in their bedrooms, abused by their parents, that their one outlet in life, is to be taken from them.............its all bolloks, YOU the music industry failed to see the importance of the net and making MP3 software available ............you failed miserable with the introduction of the CD..........you just didnt have the foresight to see what was round the corner..................Killing off Napster was the single, most dumbest thing that the Worldwide music industry did, because they thought they could control there ever diminishing industry.......we have all been ripped off by shit albums for years, and now the little kids in the street are kicking back, and its fucking hurting.

Sun 31 May, 2009

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Green Day knock Bob Dylan off album top spot

'21st Century Breakdown' debuts at top of the chart

Sun 17 May, 2009

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Its a shit album. American Pop Punk............utter shite.........and that singer BillyBob Nob, has the shortest legs in the history of pop, the mans deformed.............

Mon 18 May, 2009

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Kaiser Chiefs 'not dropped by record label'

Ricky Wilson and co deny tabloid claims

Sun 17 May, 2009

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They are a fun band, just leave it at that......nothing more, nothing less.......unless you want climate control thrown down your throats by Hypocritical Rockstars.........leave them Be.

Mon 18 May, 2009

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Eminem: 'I was in a dark place'

Slim Shady discusses rehab spell and Sarah Palin

Sat 16 May, 2009

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I saw him on Jonathan Ross, and there is defo something up with him.....something sooooo wrong. Just look at the state of him. Dont buy him a Christmas Present, doubt he'll make it.....

Mon 18 May, 2009

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Radiohead urge fans to follow Barack Obama's climate change lead

Thom Yorke has asked US fans to sign the Stop Climate Change petition

Sun 17 May, 2009

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Rock Stars having more than one house are rather hypocritical.....dont you think........

Mon 18 May, 2009

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Manic Street Preachers in row with supermarkets over new album

Major chains won't display 'Journal For Plague Lovers' cover

Fri 15 May, 2009

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You can go into my local Sainsbury and get Dildo gel and fucking Anal Sex Cream, but you cant display a fucking record sleeve. I actually thought the kid had the Plague round his mouth, not been battered.......the whole worlds gone mad............

Sun 17 May, 2009

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Enter Shikari announce new album release date

Band set to get political on new effort

Fri 15 May, 2009

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............You cant write soppy songs? You cant write decent songs, ya stupid twats. How the fuck this mob got any recognition is beyond me. Fucking Youth Club Band if you ask me.

Sun 17 May, 2009

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Snow Patrol's Gary Lightbody going solo

Singer/guitarist has two side projects on the go

Tue 05 May, 2009

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I'd concentrate on Snow Patrol Lightweight, your last album was severley lacking in substance.

Tue 05 May, 2009

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Radiohead advised to split up during 'In Rainbows' recording by managers

'You have to be honest if it's not working,' says Brian Message

Tue 05 May, 2009

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Wow, legalise file sharing.....now theres a fucking turnaround. Thats okay, if you have 20 million in the bank, but i aint so Sure Sony would agree.

Tue 05 May, 2009

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Razorlight set for UK tour with new drummer

Howling Bells and The Airborne Toxic Event join them on the road

Thu 30 Apr, 2009

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...........Razorlight..at the O2 Arena??? If they sell half that venue out, I'll join them on stage and suck the sweat from a goats bolloks...........and they still have that guitarist that looks like Karl Pilkington or Bod......

Thu 30 Apr, 2009

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Gallows admit lying about pig slaughter boast

Band issue statement saying that actually they never went to the slaughterhouse

Tue 28 Apr, 2009

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...........sounds like a Ginger Asse started twitching............Them there Animal Lib people can be so unpredictable, eh Ginger.

Wed 29 Apr, 2009

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Iggy Pop car insurance advert banned

It comes after the company refuses to insure musicians

Wed 29 Apr, 2009

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This country is involved in two wars currently, and 12 tossposts see fit to complain about a tongue in cheek advert.........beyond me.

Wed 29 Apr, 2009

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Chris Brown pleads not guilty in alleged Rihanna assault

Singer appeared in court in Los Angeles today (April 6)

Mon 06 Apr, 2009

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............not so fucking tough ayy, ya silly little rapping tosspot.

Tue 07 Apr, 2009

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Eminem disses Amy Winehouse on new single and video

Watch 'We Made You' on NME.COM now

Tue 07 Apr, 2009

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If, as I believe, Eminem is mocking Winehouse for her drug addiction...........then maybe, he would like to look a little nearer to home and to one of his 'Friends'.......then maybe that Friends son, might be here today........... Contrived wanker.

Tue 07 Apr, 2009

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Brandon Flowers accuses Nirvana's Kurt Cobain of taking 'the fun out of music' - Daily Gossip

Madonna, Pete Townshend, The Rakes – your music gossip stop

Tue 07 Apr, 2009

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''Flowers says that he thinks his band is now making American music "a lot more playful and brighter"........No Flowers, you are making it shit...........utterly shit. "are we human, or are we dancers' Im no fan of Nirvana, but given the choice, Id choose them anyday. You conceited little Yankee Twat.

Tue 07 Apr, 2009

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Supergrass and Ash for Truck Festival

Red Light Company, Pulled Apart By Horses and Detroit Social also on bill

Mon 06 Apr, 2009

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The only festival worth going to this year. By the way, the Curry house in Steventon is superb...............Yummy.

Tue 07 Apr, 2009

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Madonna leaves Malawi after failed adoption

Star flies out of African nation after being blocked from adopting second child

Sun 05 Apr, 2009

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I think she should be reminded, that for someone, so hell bent on telling us mere mortals about climate change and the dangers of our Carbon Footprints, maybe she should look at adopting a child from Britain, and stop flying round the world in Private Jets Creating more Greenhouse Gas, than my family in 2 years.........but then, a kid from Brixton, Glasgow or Bristol, isnt so Chic is it....

Mon 06 Apr, 2009

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Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr to participate in public webcast tomorrow (April 3)

Former Beatles promote meditation in schools

Thu 02 Apr, 2009

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....... I laughed when I read the headline........but actually its quite cool......good luck to them.

Fri 03 Apr, 2009

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Babyshambles cancel headline festival appearance

Pete Doherty is 'tired'

Thu 02 Apr, 2009

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Oh come on Pete for fucks sake, just when I thought you had got through the worst, you let down so many fans......come on, money is tight for everyone, and you have let so many impovrished people down, who would spend their last quid to see you. His management need fucking. Get off the train motherfucker, its going to crash.

Fri 03 Apr, 2009

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Bono and Chris Martin mock charity songs for Sacha Baron Cohen - Daily Gossip

Jay-Z, Liam Gallagher, Amy Winehouse – your music gossip stop

Wed 01 Apr, 2009

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Amy Winehouse has warned her 13-year-old goddaughter Dionne Bromfield against duetting with Pete Doherty (Daily Mirror)...................LAUGH MY FU8CKING ASS OFF AT THAT!!!!! Kettle, Black, Painting...........Id rather let my kids spend the day with Doherty, than F*cking Amy Winehouse..............when did she last finish a tour without incident. Jeez.

Wed 01 Apr, 2009

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The View's Kyle Falconer 'faints' onstage during Snowbombing gig

Band's performance is branded a 'joke' by fans

Wed 01 Apr, 2009

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So, you have booked your flight to Austria, to see your favourite bands, spent hundreds of hard earned dosh, to see them fall apart, pissed in front of your eyes. In todays tough financial times for everyone, The View should be utterly and totally ashamed of themselves. They want to support Oasis? They cant even fucking support their own fans. Twats.

Wed 01 Apr, 2009

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P Diddy parties and records music with Arctic Monkeys

Rapper also Twitters to say Simian Mobile Disco are his buddies

Tue 31 Mar, 2009

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"Just kickin' it wit my boy Matt [Helders] from the Arctic Monkeys!" Diddy wrote. "I'm the newest member of the group! I'm signing him to Bad Boy'........Probably one of the most disturbing and sad comments I have heard this year.

Wed 01 Apr, 2009

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Snow Patrol: 'We're like the Village People, only less gay'

Gary Lightbody defends his band against Nicky Wire taunts

Tue 31 Mar, 2009

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Nicky Wire has earnt the right to criticise your band, because he writes half decent tunes. Wire is also very wrong, youre not boring, your shit. You missed an opportunity, and squandered it.

Tue 31 Mar, 2009

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Kate Nash discusses musicians rights with Paul McCartney

The two share a cuppa during the chat

Mon 30 Mar, 2009

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Id start learning some songwriting skills from him love......

Tue 31 Mar, 2009

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Pete Doherty closes solo tour with Lee Mavers and a stagediving stripper

He's also joined onstage by a native American at London gig

Mon 30 Mar, 2009

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That sounds like a really good old night, wish i had been there. Fair play to him for pulling himself out of the gutter this tour. His new album is fucking brilliant.

Tue 31 Mar, 2009

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Kelly Jones: 'Razorlight are in fucking trouble'

Bands will share a stage provided Razorlight 'have any members left'

Mon 30 Mar, 2009

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I agree totally with Jones. And get rid of that guitar player that looks like Karl Pilkington too.

Tue 31 Mar, 2009

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Tony Christie confirms himself for Glastonbury

The old-timer will play this year's festival

Mon 30 Mar, 2009

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Correct me if i am wrong.....but wasnt Eavis bleating on about getting younger acts in, as he felt the last 2 years Glasto was too 'middle aged'? Seems to me, hes forgotton all that pretty rapid. You cant knock him i guess. He does an awful lot for 'Charity Mate'.

Tue 31 Mar, 2009

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Osama Bin Laden's niece to play London gig

Dufour play tonight in east London

Thu 19 Mar, 2009

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......... Now thats what I call Horny...........

Fri 20 Mar, 2009

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Gallows bring blood and chaos to SXSW

Frank Carter climbs the roofs in Austin

Thu 19 Mar, 2009

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........ what a silly little Ginger Man he is........ I would hit myself over the head if I produced such Inane drivel and Boloks as the silly little Tattoed Ginger Dwarf..........

Fri 20 Mar, 2009

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Green Day '21st Century Breakdown' - album update

Band warn about politicians on new record

Thu 19 Mar, 2009

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............talk about stating the bleeding obvious....... why the fuck would we want to take any notice of these Knobs, especially with their Personal Problems Track record.............fuck me.

Fri 20 Mar, 2009

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Green Day's entire back catalogue to be release on vinyl

Records will be released in chronological order this year

Fri 13 Mar, 2009

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Well Green Day, next time you preach to me about Carbon Footprints, you remember about all this VInyl Re-issue shit that your putting out. Dont do as I do, do as i say. Fucking Prima Donnas.

Mon 16 Mar, 2009

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Trent Reznor says Chris Cornell embarrassed himself

He Twitters that Cornell’s record makes him uncomfortable

Thu 12 Mar, 2009

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I like Chris Cornell......but I have to agree with Reznor.....it is embarassing, its like watching an elderly Uncle at your sisters wedding piss himself on the dancefloor.....very sad.

Fri 13 Mar, 2009

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Burzum's murderous frontman Count Grishnackh to be released from prison

Norwegian death metaller set to be freed

Thu 12 Mar, 2009

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....... I thought it was because he nicked all the green m and m's from his ryder....?

Fri 13 Mar, 2009

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Sugababes, Scouting For Girls, Pretenders for Cornbury Festival

Acts announced for Oxfordshire bash

Thu 12 Mar, 2009

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Why the Fuck are Scouting for Girls......at a fucking music festival......?

Fri 13 Mar, 2009

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Rihanna duet with Chris Brown confirmed

Producer releases statement about controversial collaboration

Thu 12 Mar, 2009

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.......... are they covering Van Halens 'Black and Blue'?..........

Fri 13 Mar, 2009

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YouTube to remove all premium music videos

Videos will be removed from the site from today (March 10)

Tue 10 Mar, 2009

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Once again, the Music Industry, kicking itself firmly in the boloks. I have got into so much music after reading reviews in the NME, by going to Youtube to check the band out. I then download from itunes..........and to the PRS, you stupid fucking morons. You would have sucked 10 yards of cock to get your artists videos on MTV, and now, your going after shittly pixelated content on a website. Twats.

Tue 10 Mar, 2009

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Neil Young to headline Isle Of Wight

Legend joins line-up for 2009 event

Thu 05 Mar, 2009

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..............that is one weak festival line-up. Razorshite, Stereopie Eaters, The Podgidy, Chubbytalatans.............its like fucking Grandad Rock...........

Thu 05 Mar, 2009

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Flaming Lips' Wayne Coyne: 'Arcade Fire are pricks who treat their fans like shit'

Win Butler is shocked by the verbal attack

Thu 05 Mar, 2009

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Arcade Fire...........they sound like Pissed Up Pixies at a Elf Dogging Festival........off with their heads.............theyre shit.

Thu 05 Mar, 2009

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Pete Waterman: 'Michael Jackson won't last past 12 gigs at the O2 Arena'

The pop impresario thinks Jackson's alleged haul of 50 concerts is too much

Thu 05 Mar, 2009

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Hey Pete Waterman.............remember BIG FUN! ? ................. Rick Astley, Jason Donovan, and all the other lip synching pieces of shit you heaped onto the world............ nuff said, Fuck Off Fat Controller.................

Thu 05 Mar, 2009

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Pet Shop Boys accept Outstanding Contribution To Music award at BRITs

Duo introduced onstage by Brandon Flowers

Wed 18 Feb, 2009

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...........lol...........They havent done a bean for 20 fucking years..............how fucking dumb is giving it to them............

Thu 19 Feb, 2009

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Iron Maiden win Best British Live Act at BRITs

Band accept gong via video message

Wed 18 Feb, 2009

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Dont like their music much, but about fucking time. Good for them..............come on your clarets..........

Thu 19 Feb, 2009

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Girls Aloud win Best British Single at the BRITs

'The Promise' bags them the gong

Wed 18 Feb, 2009

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..............pitifull. Absolutely Pitifull. Words fail me..........when Groups like the Manics et al, release such good damn songs, not to be even nominated, is so fucking heartbreaking.

Wed 18 Feb, 2009

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Bernard Butler hits out at 'Britpop reunions'

Former Suede star is 'uncomfortable with nostalgia'

Sat 14 Feb, 2009

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''I just feel uncomfortable with nostalgia."..........you wouldnt think so with all that 'wall of sound' with McAlmont and the 60s esque Duffy..............now would you Bernard............

Mon 16 Feb, 2009

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Lily Allen denies saying 'kids should try drugs'

Singer threatens legal action via Twitter

Sun 15 Feb, 2009

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...........if all this is true, and she has said these things......just to promote her latest Album, then this is an Artist that has lowered herself so low, that maybe she needs to look into the eyes of a few kids that are so hooked on drugs, and see the emptyness and heartache that this shit causes. Lily Allen is a Fuck.

Mon 16 Feb, 2009

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Brandon Flowers: 'I've quit drinking'

The Killers singer admits fatherhood has stopped his partying

Sat 14 Feb, 2009

Comments (1)

Well Brandon, you wouldnt think so, judging by the appalling quality of your latest offering......your group is morphing into Chris De Burgh...............'are we are human........' shit shit shit shit.

Mon 16 Feb, 2009

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Kings Of Leon, Snow Patrol, Katy Perry for T In The Park

Festival's organisers confirm first names

Sat 31 Jan, 2009

Comments (1)

3 Reasons to save your money for the Manic Street Preachers in August.......KOL, hahahaha, working for the Yankee Dollar.......probably one of the biggest sell outs in recent times. Come on Bradfield, get some dates out!!!!!

Mon 02 Feb, 2009

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Lily Allen scores second UK Number One single

Bruce Springsteen beats Franz Ferdinand to the top of the Official Albums Chart

Sun 01 Feb, 2009

Comments (1)

........and i thought it was file sharing that was killing music...............saddest day of the year so far when a chubby strumpet reaches number 1.

Mon 02 Feb, 2009

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Bloc Party's Kele Okereke slams The Killers

Bands avoid each other's sets at America festival

Fri 16 Jan, 2009

Comments (1)

If this Okereke spent less time causing shit, and spent some time on his songwriting, then may be he would be more popular with an Audience, he thinks, like him. Hes got a shittly little band, and i think, over the last 6 months, we can see where hes coming from, and it will, all, end in tears.

Sun 18 Jan, 2009

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U2 planning five different versions of new album

Extras include an exclusive magazine, book and Anton Corbijn film

Tue 23 Dec, 2008

Comments (1)

So much for Bono dictating about climate change, how much extra transport, packaging, print, etc is going to be needed for their album. Do as I say, not as i do. Fuck off you two faced twat. I hope it flops to fuck.

Sat 27 Dec, 2008

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Michael Jackson 'needs a lung transplant'

Biographer claims the singer is suffering from various ailments

Mon 22 Dec, 2008

Comments (1)

............what goes round comes around...........la la la la la........

Wed 24 Dec, 2008

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Led Zeppelin, Madonna, Red Hot Chili Peppers pulled from YouTube

Website and Warners Records go to war

Mon 22 Dec, 2008

Comments (1)

Again.............. the music industry taking the wrong fucking decision, trying to beat it, than use it to its fucking benefit. Look at Metallica, they fucked napster, instead, they could have brought him out, and then set up an Itunes, years before Apple, twats the fucking lot of them, short sighted, coke addled cunts.

Wed 24 Dec, 2008

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The Darkness to reform in 2009?

Justin Hawkins and co supposedly consider dusting off their catsuits

Mon 22 Dec, 2008

Comments (1)

I would rather suck the sweat from a dead Goats bolloks, than listen to this turgid shit.

Wed 24 Dec, 2008

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Cancer scare forces ex-Marillion frontman Fish to 'retire'

Singer says he will be out of action for at least six months

Mon 22 Dec, 2008

Comments (1)

Get well soon Fish, i hated your music, but your radio shows and stories are truly superb. Hope you can keep them up.

Wed 24 Dec, 2008

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Frank Gallows: 'I feel like I'm gonna throw up acid…'

Illness pushes frontman's vocals to breaking point

Mon 22 Dec, 2008

Comments (1)

Oh really Frank, i wanna throw up everytime you open your fucking mouth and attempt to 'sing'. You tattoed twat.

Wed 24 Dec, 2008

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Paul McCartney: ' I politicised The Beatles'

Singer claims he was the anti-war member

Sun 14 Dec, 2008

Comments (1)

Hey Paul, you wrote Mull of Kintyre, you can fuck right off. And what anti war sentiment have you spouted off about since the demise of the Beatles? Fuck all.

Mon 15 Dec, 2008

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Leona Lewis holds off Kings Of Leon

Take That also stay top of the album chart

Sun 14 Dec, 2008

Comments (1)

Hahaha. Does anyone else reckon that the new Kings of Leon video, is a complete rip off, of Bon Jovi;s 'Dead or Alive......' , check it out. KOL, sold out to the Yankee Dollar.......

Mon 15 Dec, 2008

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Lily Allen records Britney Spears cover

Her take on 'Womanizer' is showcased by Mark Ronson

Sun 14 Dec, 2008

Comments (1)

Doe these two Clowns actually have any talent, Ronson, is getting so long in the tooth its unreal. ...... DJ's are not Rockstars........... what a couple of twats.

Mon 15 Dec, 2008

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Zavvi calls in 'restructuring team' as Woolworths fallout spreads

Music and DVD store is unable to stock its stores or sell music online

Fri 12 Dec, 2008

Comments (1)

Why, in gods name, would anyone, want to go into Zavvi or HMV and buy a DVD for £16.99, when you can get it on Amazon for fucking £9.99? Its not a question of distributors going bust, its a question of ripping the shit out of the Great British Public, and now we have the upper hand for the first time ever. So fuck you and your large chains, long live the independents.

Sat 13 Dec, 2008

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Kaiser Chiefs: 'We'd support Blur if they asked us'

Band declare Damon Albarn and co's reunion 'brilliant'

Thu 11 Dec, 2008

Comments (1)

.......hahahaha. What The Kaisers.........supporting Blur, I think they are a little above their station. I agree, Supergrass, Astroids Galaxy Tour, but fuck the Kaisers, I wouldnt even download their latest album illegally it was that shit. Viva la Astroids

Fri 12 Dec, 2008

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Robbie Williams: 'I'd love to re-join Take That'

Singer says he's up for a proper band reunion

Thu 11 Dec, 2008

Comments (1)

Hahahaha. So Gary Barlow was the most talented.......Poor ticket sales, poor record sales, Aliens, Obesity, Williams is a joke.

Fri 12 Dec, 2008

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Mark Morrison says he is 'Leicester's version of The Beatles'

But rapper says his hometown isn't returning 'the love'

Thu 11 Dec, 2008

Comments (1)

Its not clever to look like the bastard son of Grace Jones and Hartley Hare from Pipkins ......

Fri 12 Dec, 2008

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M.I.A.'s baby is due on Grammy night

Singer reveals her due date is February 8

Sat 06 Dec, 2008

Comments (1)

When you interview her, ask her what her fucking dad does will you, lets clear that fucker up right now...........

Mon 08 Dec, 2008

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MP attacks Dido over IRA-connected lyrics

Singer told to 'clarify her position' after quoting folk song on new album

Mon 08 Dec, 2008

Comments (1)

...............she is still pissed that her only Known work to date involves an overweight American White Rapper.........the rest is shit.

Mon 08 Dec, 2008

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Joe Satriani claims Coldplay plagiarism was a 'dagger through my heart'

Guitarist breaks silence after announcing lawsuit against Chris Martin and co

Mon 08 Dec, 2008

Comments (1)

I've heard it back to back, and no wonder Satriani is pissed off. Its virtually the same. ..........i dont like either of them, but Satriani has a point.

Mon 08 Dec, 2008

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John McCain retaliates against Jackson Browne for lawsuit

Former US presidential candidate seeks damages from veteran rocker

Fri 21 Nov, 2008

Comments (1)

Hmmmm, at least McCain doesnt slap his wife about.

Mon 24 Nov, 2008

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Oasis' Noel Gallagher slams Mick Hucknall after Manchester comment

Noel says Mick’s comments are 'irrelevant'

Sat 22 Nov, 2008

Comments (1)

Hucknell has a cheek, he lives in a Massive mansion in Surrey, complete with lakes, and a posh Pad in Italy. The one abiding memory of Hucknell is that he smells of Sugar Puffs dipped in luke warm piss. And fuck me, what do women see in him.

Mon 24 Nov, 2008

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Prince slams gay marriage

Debate errupts over New Yorker interview with the purple one

Thu 20 Nov, 2008

Comments (1)

He is entitled to his opinion. Like anyone. I dont agree with him, but he's entitled to it.

Thu 20 Nov, 2008

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Prodigy announce extra London Wembley Arena show

Band to play two nights in the capital

Thu 13 Nov, 2008

Comments (1)

Hey, I hope Liam is going to lose some weight, judging by that picture. Are sure hes not in the PodgeEgy

Thu 13 Nov, 2008

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Obituary: Mitch Mitchell 1947-2008

A look back at the life of Jimi Hendrix's drummer

Thu 13 Nov, 2008

Comments (1)

I agree with the above. I was only watching him on YouTube last night. Great Loss.

Thu 13 Nov, 2008

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Razorlight's Johnny Borrell fed up of the 'flak' he's getting

Singer is angry his new album hasn't been given a chance

Thu 13 Nov, 2008

Comments (1)

Comparing yourself to Noel and Oasis...........fucking hell, you too need a reality check. Get real Borrell, your a pub band, no more, no less................and fancy playing a gig on the roof of that Pub in Camden...........what do you think you are, the fucking Beatles. Twat.

Thu 13 Nov, 2008

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Adele 'struggling to write second record'

Plus singer is aiming to finish song with Jamie T

Thu 13 Nov, 2008

Comments (1)

Justin Timberlake, Beyonce, Aguilera...............Adele, needs a fucking reality check.........your not in the same league love........hyped up, with no substance. Admit it, the Brits did you a favour, and now your shit.

Thu 13 Nov, 2008

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'Goth murderer''s jail sentence reduced

Teenager convicted of killing Sophie Lancaster's sentence cut

Wed 29 Oct, 2008

Comments (1)

Bloody disgrace. I hope a nonce gets hold of him.

Wed 29 Oct, 2008

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Killers and Glasvegas caught-up in Ross and Brand BBC ban

Radio phone scandal means Brandon Flowers' band won't play for the nation

Wed 29 Oct, 2008

Comments (1)

What makes me laugh, is that the whole country has gone overboard, including Gordon Brown. While the tabloids are reporting this bollocks, the real issues, like Banks Going bust, the large amount of job losses, the whole Banking system that is in potential meltdown...........and all we are worried about is an old bloke that was famous for 5 minutes, a bloke with a lisp, and a Goth that has too much Harmony hairspray in his hair. Cant the UK see that, its just a smokescreen. I am not condoning it, but come on, the tabloids that have ruined many lives through libel, are calling for the two to be sacked...........kettle, black, boiling springs to mind.

Wed 29 Oct, 2008

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Lily Allen announces second album tracklisting

Plus singer drops lyrical hint for new record

Wed 29 Oct, 2008

Comments (1)

Does anyone give a flying fuck about her and her shit comedy actor dad?

Wed 29 Oct, 2008

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Fall Out Boy attempt to break another world record

Pete Wentz and Patrick Stump set their sights on radio interviews

Mon 27 Oct, 2008

Comments (1)

Patrick Stump, the biggest comb over in Pop. Get a life Stump.

Tue 28 Oct, 2008

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Led Zeppelin to tour with Robert Plant replacement

Band confirm they are after a new singer

Tue 28 Oct, 2008

Comments (1)

Fuck Robert Plant. He owes it to the Millions and Millions of People that have brought the endless compilations, re-hashes, DVD's and Greatest Hits. He owes those people something. I couldnt give a shit if Plant wasnt in the band, good luck to Page and Jones, If any of you have heard any bootleg, Plant sounds shit in almost all of them, i know, I have 50 plus said bootlegs. Fuck him, and fuck his silly Country and Western charade.

Tue 28 Oct, 2008

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Razorlight premiere new album at BBC Electric Proms show

And afterwards Johnny Borrell talks to NME.COM

Sun 26 Oct, 2008

Comments (1)

Intimate gigs is all you will be playing in 12 months, you silly wanker.

Mon 27 Oct, 2008

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Katy Perry hits back at 'knife outrage' story

Singer mocks tabloid newspaper with new picture

Mon 27 Oct, 2008

Comments (1)

Kate who? Here today, gone tommorrow. Bye.

Mon 27 Oct, 2008

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Wiley and Mark Ronson slam Gordon Brown's credit crunch in new single

Listen to pair's new track online now

Thu 23 Oct, 2008

Comments (1)

Big Deal Ronson, and how many hits have you written. As Noel Gallegher said............DJ's are Not Rockstars............who the *uck is Mark Ronson to attack anyone, regardless. Oh, has he dropped Lily, in favour of some 'down with the kids' rapper...........Bolloks.

Thu 23 Oct, 2008

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Guns N' Roses' 'Chinese Democracy' for radio premiere

The wait for the new album is almost over

Wed 22 Oct, 2008

Comments (1)

Guns and Roses without Duff, Slash and Izzy and Sorum.............IS NOT FUCKING GUNS AND ROSES...........when will you lot learn. Just sit back and wait for the reunion, it will happen.

Wed 22 Oct, 2008

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Michael Jackson moves in next to a school – Daily Gossip

Kaiser Chiefs, Madonna, Kills, Amy Winehouse – your music gossip stop

Wed 22 Oct, 2008

Comments (2)

First. Are the Kaisers going to give the hard earned money back to the kids? Any album that features Lily Allen is bound to be just as shit........Second

Wed 22 Oct, 2008

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The Enemy prepare 'punky' second album

Band speak about upcoming album sessions

Wed 22 Oct, 2008

Comments (1)

Not Punk. I think that when they say 'Punk' they mean they have found a 3rd Chord, bless them. Retro Trainers doth not maketh the band..............

Wed 22 Oct, 2008

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The Ting Tings: 'Bring back Top Of The Pops'

Duo want to be first band to play on revived TV show

Fri 17 Oct, 2008

Comments (1)

Bollocks to fucking Top of the Pops, what about bringing back Chigley and Trumpton.............and........Torchy the Battery Boy.............

Fri 17 Oct, 2008

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Led Zeppelin's Jimmy Page refuses Hollywood Walk Of Fame star

Guitarist refuses to endorse fan's campaign

Fri 17 Oct, 2008

Comments (1)

I guess he just didnt want to be 'Trampled Underfoot'..............yawn.

Fri 17 Oct, 2008

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Oasis' Noel Gallagher slams 'The X Factor'

'Danni Minogue wouldn't know talent if it kicked her in the arse'

Tue 14 Oct, 2008

Comments (1)

He is absolutely right. Everything to do with Tv, and getting the mindless nation that has become the British Isles, to use expensive Texts to boot.I suppos all you youngsters have forgotton Tweedys conviction for assault and the 120 community service, with a 3000 pound fine? How the *uck Cowell can justify having that ****ing **ore on is totally and utterly belief. Check out the pictures of her victim. Keep up the good work Noel, your only saying what the majority are thinking.

Tue 14 Oct, 2008

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The Strokes' Julian Casablancas turns restaurateur

Frontman to open Los Angeles 'BBQ' restaurant

Mon 13 Oct, 2008

Comments (1)

Lets hope his food isnt like his music and gives you the shits. Personally I would rather suck the sweat from the balls of dead goats than listen to that little rich kid..............let alone eat in his glorified cafe. Twat.

Mon 13 Oct, 2008

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Supergrass to release Diamond Hoo Ha Men album

Gaz Coombes and Danny Goffey to release side-project record

Mon 13 Oct, 2008

Comments (1)

Good Old Supergrass, one of Britains un-sung heroes of the last 15 years. They need more recognition for their Work. Good luck to them.

Mon 13 Oct, 2008

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Rolling Stones' manager derides The Verve

Andrew Loog Oldham jokes about the 'Bitter Sweet Symphony' 'steal'

Tue 07 Oct, 2008

Comments (1)

Thats nice Oldham. I suppose you have forgotton about the liberties that Jagger and Richards took lifting and borrowing from the likes of all those impovrished blues guitarists from the 40's and 50's. Twat.

Wed 08 Oct, 2008

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Mark Knopfler declines Dire Straits tour and album

Bassist John Illsley reveals Knopfler isn't keen on a reinion

Tue 07 Oct, 2008

Comments (1)

Come on Mr K, you have proved you can have a succesful career, along with Gilmour and grow old gracefully. Surely one tour wont hurt. I dont particularly like your music, but, jeez there are tens of millions that do.

Tue 07 Oct, 2008

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Robbie Williams ends album strike

New album from the singer due next year

Mon 06 Oct, 2008

Comments (1)

I never like WIlliams but I really went off Williams in a big way for shouting ' I am rich, rich, rich, beyond my wildest dreams' after signing his latest record deal. To the poor kid in the street, that must have been a kick in the balls, fuck off Williams, you are a has-been, Barlow might be fat, but he has more talent in his left bollock than you have in your entire wasted, bloated body. Grow up.

Mon 06 Oct, 2008

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Oasis brand Keane 'shit'

Noel Gallagher also reveals life threatening incident

Sat 04 Oct, 2008

Comments (1)

I would argue that Keane are not shit. I would put forward the opinion that they are FUCKING SHIT! I too am fed up with Chaplin sitting in interviews for ITV and Sky, looking all soft and vulnarable. Hey Chaplin, want some pressure, bring up 3 kids on a housing estate working 14 hour days in a factory on nights......that will give you a reason to hit the bottle............Lightweight Pussy.

Mon 06 Oct, 2008

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Radiohead and Kaiser Chiefs push for new music rights

Klaxons, Kate Nash and The Verve also join pressure group

Sat 04 Oct, 2008

Comments (1)

Yep, I would agree too. About time. But Robbie Williams can fuck off. Who would want his shit.........

Mon 06 Oct, 2008

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Snow Patrol plot whistle-stop capital cities tour

Band set to play four gigs in two days

Fri 03 Oct, 2008

Comments (1)

If you come to my town you can bloody whistle too. Rubbish, absolute dirge.

Mon 06 Oct, 2008

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Razorlight: 'Making new album 'Slipway Fires' was easy'

Band claim new effort was a 'pleasure' to put together

Fri 03 Oct, 2008

Comments (1)

Never trust a group whose guitarist looks like Karl Pilkington...........head like a fucking organge. Your shit, we know it, you know it, the whole fucking world knows it.

Mon 06 Oct, 2008

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Girls Aloud 'murder blog' author charged

The blog was originally posted on a porn site

Thu 02 Oct, 2008

Comments (1)

Internet Watch Foundation............who the fuck are they...............are they like, Watchmakers from Switzerland, with online ordering......

Fri 03 Oct, 2008

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Metallica reject 'Death Magnetic' CD quality claims

'It sounds fuckin' smokin' says Lars Ulrich

Mon 29 Sep, 2008

Comments (1)

Taking on Napster, instead of buying them, you shortsighted tosser. I wouldnt even illegally download the album. He talks bolloks all time, a kind of Michael Schumacher on Calpol........Knobhead.

Wed 01 Oct, 2008

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Robert Plant: 'Led Zeppelin will not tour or record'

Singer quashes rumours of summer 2009 reunion

Mon 29 Sep, 2008

Comments (1)

Robert Plant always seems to be aloof of the reunion when it rears its head. He forgets who put him in his present position, and the countless millions that have brought every repackaged Zeppelin CD since 1979. I think he is being honest, Jones and Page can still cut it, but his voice sounds like a Sperm Whale, having its bollocks chewed by a load of Dolphins. He is passed it, and he knows it.

Mon 29 Sep, 2008

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Aerosmith's Steve Tyler sues bloggers

Singer sues online impersonators

Thu 25 Sep, 2008

Comments (1)

Can I sue Tyler for trying to impersonate an early 70s Mick Jagger for the last 35 years? Grow up Tyler you silly old Grandad.

Thu 25 Sep, 2008

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Boyzone's Ronan Keating says Thom Yorke is 'an idiot'

Singer is blanked by the Radiohead frontman

Tue 23 Sep, 2008

Comments (1)

.......apparently Yorke was humming Karma Police.............'when I am King you will be first against the wall.........'

Wed 24 Sep, 2008

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The Cure tell fans: 'Don't buy our music from iTunes'

Goth veterans also reveal new album tracklisting

Tue 16 Sep, 2008

Comments (1)

We Wont Robert. How utterly devastating to see that you have allowed any of your songs to remixed by Fall Out Boy and MCR is absolutely beyond me. I suppose The Cheeky Girls will get a crack next. David Gilmour and the like go into the twilight of their careers with dignity and respect, you my old son, have neither now. A Disgruntled Cure Fan.

Tue 16 Sep, 2008

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Alex Zane angry about Xfm suspension

Presenter says station are 'over-reacting'

Fri 29 Aug, 2008

Comments (1)

I have no axe to grind against Lowe, but his show is absolutely awful. How he got a job on XFM is beyond me. He knows nothing of the music he is playing, he is a complete twat. He pops up everywhere, good looks are no excuse for the music acumen of a C*nt. Good Riddence, give his slot to Steve Merchant. I bet the Enemy are laughing their socks off....................LOL!!

Mon 01 Sep, 2008

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Metallica announce super-cheap London O2 Arena show

Tickets cost just £5 for the gig

Wed 20 Aug, 2008

Comments (1)

Thats a nice Gesture. Top marks and you may have a Biscuit.

Thu 21 Aug, 2008

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Subways threatening to 'throw a pint of beer over Pete Doherty'

Billy Lunn is targeting singer at Reading And Leeds Festivals

Tue 19 Aug, 2008

Comments (1)

Billy Lunn. What a Plonka. At least when Doherty is off his Tits, he can still keep tune and Rhythym. You my old son can yell into a microphone all you want, but you couldnt keep pace if it killed you. Sorry mate, its off to the old has-beens corner for you. Pouring beer over a junkie.........................ITS ROCK AND ROLL.......................twat.

Tue 19 Aug, 2008

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Hear brand new Bloc Party album track now

Listen to 'Trojan Horse' now on NME.COM

Tue 19 Aug, 2008

Comments (1)

Probably one of the most hyped bands of recent years. Utter Shite. Totally un-memorable tunes. Rubbish.

Tue 19 Aug, 2008

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Mark Ronson lashes out at Noel Gallagher

Producer hits back at Oasis leader over 'three chords' comment

Sun 17 Aug, 2008

Comments (1)

How on Earth did this Ronson get a Brit, how on Earth does anyone think that his bloke has a modicom of talent. He is a leech. He sucks the blood from artists, using another artists song. He is a knob.

Tue 19 Aug, 2008

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Lostprophets explain guitarist's V Festival no-show

Guitarist misses most of Staffordshire set due to hospital dash

Mon 18 Aug, 2008

Comments (1)

Watkins, you and your and have no style. Your hair is Russell Brand and your guitarist looks like Gareth from the Office. You make most of your videos in the States and drive big american cars. You are about as important to music in this country as Kiss. All mouth and full of ****. Come to Wales darling. Remember ..........Wales..........The Manics do, thats why we are off to tthe Newport Centre this week.Your **** and you know it.

Tue 19 Aug, 2008

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