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Thu 01 Jan, 1970

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You have to be joking....you really do......The Strokes come out top......... voted for by a ''panel of musicians, producers, writers and record label bosses''.....is it any wonder why the world music scene is in such a fucking mess commercially......jesus fucking christ.......this has to be joke of the year......

Wed 18 Nov, 2009

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Fiery Furnaces' Eleanor Friedberger: 'We're not in a feud with Radiohead'

But bandmate Matthew Friedberger definitely isn't a fan...

Thu 12 Nov, 2009

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Yawn.......your nothing more than an upcoming pub band, now fuck off.

Fri 13 Nov, 2009

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John Lydon: 'PiL reunion tour funded by Country Life butter adverts'

Singer also praises Take That's Gary Barlow

Thu 12 Nov, 2009

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Good Luck to him. Advert or no Advert......he does what he wants.......

Fri 13 Nov, 2009

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No Johnny Depp as Babybird plays London comeback gig

Singer also slates Morrissey at intimate show

Fri 13 Nov, 2009

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BABYBIRD...........who the fuck are they...........judging by their pictures, a swift course of Slim Fast Milkshakes is in order...........

Fri 13 Nov, 2009

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Strokes' Julian Casablancas preparing 'Pink Floyd laser show' for UK gigs

Frontman reveals ambitious set-up for live shows

Fri 06 Nov, 2009

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Is this bloke actually going to release any music......its just the same old shit......Strokes' Julian Casablancas BLAH BLAH, Strokes' Julian Casablancas BLAH BLAH.....its very tiresome after a while.

Mon 09 Nov, 2009

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Fiery Furnaces' Matthew Friedberger calls Radiohead 'bogus'

Singer gets himself into a case of mistaken identity over Harry Patch single

Thu 05 Nov, 2009

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I thought the song was beautiful. As for Friedberger, exactly who the fuck are you?

Thu 05 Nov, 2009

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Robbie Williams 'cancelled MTV EMA gig due to budget cuts'

Singer's spokesman reportedly says his performance would have been "compromised"

Sat 31 Oct, 2009

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hmmmmm thats a good way of keeping the MTV-Williams relationship on a strong foot holding.....what a dopey fucker, his performance would have been compromised due to the awfulness of the song for Christs sake, face reality Williams, you will be sucking the sweat from Barlows Balls and pleading to join Take That by the middle of next year........Take That for Glastonbury. Not such a sick joke.

Mon 02 Nov, 2009

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Footage of Bloc Party announcing Oasis split onstage in Paris emerges - video

Kele Okereke calls Noel and Liam 'inbred twins'

Tue 01 Sep, 2009

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To brand 2 people Inbred, that have, whether I like it or not, have written the soundtrack to a Generations lives, and label them 'Inbred'.......shows a very interesting insight to Kele Okereke and his bandmates. Of course the 'Inbreds' are no saints, but fuck me, they are the biggest Rock and Roll stars this country has produced in years.... Okereke would give his right Bollok to have 1 percent of the song writing talent that Noel has. Bloc Party, who the fuck are they?

Wed 02 Sep, 2009

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Manic Street Preachers' Nicky Wire compares Take That to Neil Young

''Patience' greatest comeback single in history' says bassist

Tue 18 Aug, 2009

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I agree with Wire, Barlow is a superb writer. I dont particularly like his stuff, but there is no denying, the man writes and plays excellent pop songs.There are plenty of lightweight groups in this country that have squandered the adulation that have been bestowed on them by the NME and hard working fans alike, most if not all, would love to have 5% of the song writing skills of Barlow. And as for the comments about the 'Whole band going missing' how Crass and insensitive to Richey Edwards family and friends, that miss one of this countries great lyricists....you should be ashamed.Wire, Bradfield and Moore, stepped up to the table when Edwards went missing, and to my mind, have done an immense job, of producing albums and singles, lyrics and music, that is second to none, by any British band.Good luck to them. Thanks to them, Ive read more books, and seen more films, than any fucking English teacher could have inspired me.

Thu 20 Aug, 2009

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Nine Inch Nails' Trent Reznor rants about Twitter again

He also says NIN Blackberry app has been delayed

Thu 30 Jul, 2009

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I love my NIN iPhone App........ Its a pity Reznor doesnt get as much exposure for his art, as wannabee fucking Pub Bands like FOB, PATD, and all the others that are polluting the once pure waters of the NMe.

Fri 31 Jul, 2009

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Panic At The Disco name new members

Ian Crawford and Dallon Weekes join the band

Thu 30 Jul, 2009

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I would rather suck the bolloks of a dead goat, than listen this shit, even if Beck and Clapton were on fucking guitar. And that singers comb over, one to rival the twat from Fall out Boy.........damn they are ugly......

Fri 31 Jul, 2009

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Madonna contributes article to Israeli newspaper

Her piece will be published this Friday (July 31)

Wed 29 Jul, 2009

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That woman looks more like a corpse every week. Man, there is something wrong there, but I can put my finger on it.......

Fri 31 Jul, 2009

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My Chemical Romance: 'We've written our version of Springsteen's 'Born To Run'

A 'wildly different' album is on the way, according to singer Gerard Way

Thu 30 Jul, 2009

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What a complete twat. Talking bolloks again Gerard? I'd compare your group to a 3 day old dog turd on my village green, youre shit, we know it, you know it, the whole fucking world knows it. Now go bullshit somewhere else.

Fri 31 Jul, 2009

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Woman fined millions for music file-sharing in US

Mother of four handed $1.9 million (£1.2 million) fine

Fri 19 Jun, 2009

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Absolutely pathetic. I dont condone filesharing, but for fucks sake, why dont RIA go for the Russian and East German websites allowing Millions of songs for free download with links etc? WHY? Because a mother of four poses no threat to the Lawyers and faceless bastards at record companies that took their eye off the ball 10 years ago, and did fuck all to embrace electronic media. A mother of four is pretty defenceless, but, on the other hand, Organised Crimes gangs pose a threat of retribution to any Coke Snorting Record Executive.....they choose the easy target, cowards................truly shameful.

Fri 19 Jun, 2009

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Ozzy Osbourne sues Black Sabbath bandmate

He says Tony Iommi wrongfully claimed band name

Fri 29 May, 2009

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I know which one of the two has the right to the name, as if anyone gives a fuck. Tony Iommi deserves to have the name, and Ozzy and wife can get back to their Reality shit programmes and shit American Festival appearances. Iommi has more talent in his left bollok, than Osbourne has in his entire body.

Sun 31 May, 2009

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Downloading 'costs UK economy £12 billion per year'

Seven million people estimated to use illegal sites

Fri 29 May, 2009

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I brought the new Enemy album last week, its the biggest piece of shit I have listened to, since the Killers new album. Its no wonder there is illegal file sharing, when Bands are putting out Turd Shit Albums tarted up as Masterpieces. Try telling a kid on a housing estate, whos parents live of £80 a week, that he cant have some music for free, or the kids that sit in their bedrooms, abused by their parents, that their one outlet in life, is to be taken from them.............its all bolloks, YOU the music industry failed to see the importance of the net and making MP3 software available ............you failed miserable with the introduction of the CD..........you just didnt have the foresight to see what was round the corner..................Killing off Napster was the single, most dumbest thing that the Worldwide music industry did, because they thought they could control there ever diminishing industry.......we have all been ripped off by shit albums for years, and now the little kids in the street are kicking back, and its fucking hurting.

Sun 31 May, 2009

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Green Day knock Bob Dylan off album top spot

'21st Century Breakdown' debuts at top of the chart

Sun 17 May, 2009

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Its a shit album. American Pop Punk............utter shite.........and that singer BillyBob Nob, has the shortest legs in the history of pop, the mans deformed.............

Mon 18 May, 2009

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Kaiser Chiefs 'not dropped by record label'

Ricky Wilson and co deny tabloid claims

Sun 17 May, 2009

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They are a fun band, just leave it at that......nothing more, nothing less.......unless you want climate control thrown down your throats by Hypocritical Rockstars.........leave them Be.

Mon 18 May, 2009

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Eminem: 'I was in a dark place'

Slim Shady discusses rehab spell and Sarah Palin

Sat 16 May, 2009

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I saw him on Jonathan Ross, and there is defo something up with him.....something sooooo wrong. Just look at the state of him. Dont buy him a Christmas Present, doubt he'll make it.....

Mon 18 May, 2009

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Radiohead urge fans to follow Barack Obama's climate change lead

Thom Yorke has asked US fans to sign the Stop Climate Change petition

Sun 17 May, 2009

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Rock Stars having more than one house are rather hypocritical.....dont you think........

Mon 18 May, 2009

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Manic Street Preachers in row with supermarkets over new album

Major chains won't display 'Journal For Plague Lovers' cover

Fri 15 May, 2009

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You can go into my local Sainsbury and get Dildo gel and fucking Anal Sex Cream, but you cant display a fucking record sleeve. I actually thought the kid had the Plague round his mouth, not been battered.......the whole worlds gone mad............

Sun 17 May, 2009

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Enter Shikari announce new album release date

Band set to get political on new effort

Fri 15 May, 2009

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............You cant write soppy songs? You cant write decent songs, ya stupid twats. How the fuck this mob got any recognition is beyond me. Fucking Youth Club Band if you ask me.

Sun 17 May, 2009

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Snow Patrol's Gary Lightbody going solo

Singer/guitarist has two side projects on the go

Tue 05 May, 2009

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I'd concentrate on Snow Patrol Lightweight, your last album was severley lacking in substance.

Tue 05 May, 2009

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Radiohead advised to split up during 'In Rainbows' recording by managers

'You have to be honest if it's not working,' says Brian Message

Tue 05 May, 2009

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Wow, legalise file sharing.....now theres a fucking turnaround. Thats okay, if you have 20 million in the bank, but i aint so Sure Sony would agree.

Tue 05 May, 2009

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Razorlight set for UK tour with new drummer

Howling Bells and The Airborne Toxic Event join them on the road

Thu 30 Apr, 2009

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...........Razorlight..at the O2 Arena??? If they sell half that venue out, I'll join them on stage and suck the sweat from a goats bolloks...........and they still have that guitarist that looks like Karl Pilkington or Bod......

Thu 30 Apr, 2009

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Gallows admit lying about pig slaughter boast

Band issue statement saying that actually they never went to the slaughterhouse

Tue 28 Apr, 2009

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...........sounds like a Ginger Asse started twitching............Them there Animal Lib people can be so unpredictable, eh Ginger.

Wed 29 Apr, 2009

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Iggy Pop car insurance advert banned

It comes after the company refuses to insure musicians

Wed 29 Apr, 2009

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This country is involved in two wars currently, and 12 tossposts see fit to complain about a tongue in cheek advert.........beyond me.

Wed 29 Apr, 2009

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Chris Brown pleads not guilty in alleged Rihanna assault

Singer appeared in court in Los Angeles today (April 6)

Mon 06 Apr, 2009

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............not so fucking tough ayy, ya silly little rapping tosspot.

Tue 07 Apr, 2009

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Eminem disses Amy Winehouse on new single and video

Watch 'We Made You' on NME.COM now

Tue 07 Apr, 2009

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If, as I believe, Eminem is mocking Winehouse for her drug addiction...........then maybe, he would like to look a little nearer to home and to one of his 'Friends'.......then maybe that Friends son, might be here today........... Contrived wanker.

Tue 07 Apr, 2009

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Brandon Flowers accuses Nirvana's Kurt Cobain of taking 'the fun out of music' - Daily Gossip

Madonna, Pete Townshend, The Rakes – your music gossip stop

Tue 07 Apr, 2009

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''Flowers says that he thinks his band is now making American music "a lot more playful and brighter"........No Flowers, you are making it shit...........utterly shit. "are we human, or are we dancers' Im no fan of Nirvana, but given the choice, Id choose them anyday. You conceited little Yankee Twat.

Tue 07 Apr, 2009

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Supergrass and Ash for Truck Festival

Red Light Company, Pulled Apart By Horses and Detroit Social also on bill

Mon 06 Apr, 2009

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The only festival worth going to this year. By the way, the Curry house in Steventon is superb...............Yummy.

Tue 07 Apr, 2009

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Madonna leaves Malawi after failed adoption

Star flies out of African nation after being blocked from adopting second child

Sun 05 Apr, 2009

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I think she should be reminded, that for someone, so hell bent on telling us mere mortals about climate change and the dangers of our Carbon Footprints, maybe she should look at adopting a child from Britain, and stop flying round the world in Private Jets Creating more Greenhouse Gas, than my family in 2 years.........but then, a kid from Brixton, Glasgow or Bristol, isnt so Chic is it....

Mon 06 Apr, 2009

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Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr to participate in public webcast tomorrow (April 3)

Former Beatles promote meditation in schools

Thu 02 Apr, 2009

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....... I laughed when I read the headline........but actually its quite cool......good luck to them.

Fri 03 Apr, 2009

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Babyshambles cancel headline festival appearance

Pete Doherty is 'tired'

Thu 02 Apr, 2009

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Oh come on Pete for fucks sake, just when I thought you had got through the worst, you let down so many fans......come on, money is tight for everyone, and you have let so many impovrished people down, who would spend their last quid to see you. His management need fucking. Get off the train motherfucker, its going to crash.

Fri 03 Apr, 2009

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Bono and Chris Martin mock charity songs for Sacha Baron Cohen - Daily Gossip

Jay-Z, Liam Gallagher, Amy Winehouse – your music gossip stop

Wed 01 Apr, 2009

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Amy Winehouse has warned her 13-year-old goddaughter Dionne Bromfield against duetting with Pete Doherty (Daily Mirror)...................LAUGH MY FU8CKING ASS OFF AT THAT!!!!! Kettle, Black, Painting...........Id rather let my kids spend the day with Doherty, than F*cking Amy Winehouse..............when did she last finish a tour without incident. Jeez.

Wed 01 Apr, 2009

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The View's Kyle Falconer 'faints' onstage during Snowbombing gig

Band's performance is branded a 'joke' by fans

Wed 01 Apr, 2009

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So, you have booked your flight to Austria, to see your favourite bands, spent hundreds of hard earned dosh, to see them fall apart, pissed in front of your eyes. In todays tough financial times for everyone, The View should be utterly and totally ashamed of themselves. They want to support Oasis? They cant even fucking support their own fans. Twats.

Wed 01 Apr, 2009

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P Diddy parties and records music with Arctic Monkeys

Rapper also Twitters to say Simian Mobile Disco are his buddies

Tue 31 Mar, 2009

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"Just kickin' it wit my boy Matt [Helders] from the Arctic Monkeys!" Diddy wrote. "I'm the newest member of the group! I'm signing him to Bad Boy'........Probably one of the most disturbing and sad comments I have heard this year.

Wed 01 Apr, 2009

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Snow Patrol: 'We're like the Village People, only less gay'

Gary Lightbody defends his band against Nicky Wire taunts

Tue 31 Mar, 2009

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Nicky Wire has earnt the right to criticise your band, because he writes half decent tunes. Wire is also very wrong, youre not boring, your shit. You missed an opportunity, and squandered it.

Tue 31 Mar, 2009

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Kate Nash discusses musicians rights with Paul McCartney

The two share a cuppa during the chat

Mon 30 Mar, 2009

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Id start learning some songwriting skills from him love......

Tue 31 Mar, 2009

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Pete Doherty closes solo tour with Lee Mavers and a stagediving stripper

He's also joined onstage by a native American at London gig

Mon 30 Mar, 2009

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That sounds like a really good old night, wish i had been there. Fair play to him for pulling himself out of the gutter this tour. His new album is fucking brilliant.

Tue 31 Mar, 2009

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Kelly Jones: 'Razorlight are in fucking trouble'

Bands will share a stage provided Razorlight 'have any members left'

Mon 30 Mar, 2009

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I agree totally with Jones. And get rid of that guitar player that looks like Karl Pilkington too.

Tue 31 Mar, 2009

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Tony Christie confirms himself for Glastonbury

The old-timer will play this year's festival

Mon 30 Mar, 2009

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Correct me if i am wrong.....but wasnt Eavis bleating on about getting younger acts in, as he felt the last 2 years Glasto was too 'middle aged'? Seems to me, hes forgotton all that pretty rapid. You cant knock him i guess. He does an awful lot for 'Charity Mate'.

Tue 31 Mar, 2009

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Osama Bin Laden's niece to play London gig

Dufour play tonight in east London

Thu 19 Mar, 2009

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......... Now thats what I call Horny...........

Fri 20 Mar, 2009

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Gallows bring blood and chaos to SXSW

Frank Carter climbs the roofs in Austin

Thu 19 Mar, 2009

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........ what a silly little Ginger Man he is........ I would hit myself over the head if I produced such Inane drivel and Boloks as the silly little Tattoed Ginger Dwarf..........

Fri 20 Mar, 2009

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Green Day '21st Century Breakdown' - album update

Band warn about politicians on new record

Thu 19 Mar, 2009

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............talk about stating the bleeding obvious....... why the fuck would we want to take any notice of these Knobs, especially with their Personal Problems Track record.............fuck me.

Fri 20 Mar, 2009

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Green Day's entire back catalogue to be release on vinyl

Records will be released in chronological order this year

Fri 13 Mar, 2009

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Well Green Day, next time you preach to me about Carbon Footprints, you remember about all this VInyl Re-issue shit that your putting out. Dont do as I do, do as i say. Fucking Prima Donnas.

Mon 16 Mar, 2009

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Trent Reznor says Chris Cornell embarrassed himself

He Twitters that Cornell’s record makes him uncomfortable

Thu 12 Mar, 2009

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I like Chris Cornell......but I have to agree with Reznor.....it is embarassing, its like watching an elderly Uncle at your sisters wedding piss himself on the dancefloor.....very sad.

Fri 13 Mar, 2009

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Burzum's murderous frontman Count Grishnackh to be released from prison

Norwegian death metaller set to be freed

Thu 12 Mar, 2009

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....... I thought it was because he nicked all the green m and m's from his ryder....?

Fri 13 Mar, 2009

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Sugababes, Scouting For Girls, Pretenders for Cornbury Festival

Acts announced for Oxfordshire bash

Thu 12 Mar, 2009

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Why the Fuck are Scouting for Girls......at a fucking music festival......?

Fri 13 Mar, 2009

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Rihanna duet with Chris Brown confirmed

Producer releases statement about controversial collaboration

Thu 12 Mar, 2009

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.......... are they covering Van Halens 'Black and Blue'?..........

Fri 13 Mar, 2009

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YouTube to remove all premium music videos

Videos will be removed from the site from today (March 10)

Tue 10 Mar, 2009

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Once again, the Music Industry, kicking itself firmly in the boloks. I have got into so much music after reading reviews in the NME, by going to Youtube to check the band out. I then download from itunes..........and to the PRS, you stupid fucking morons. You would have sucked 10 yards of cock to get your artists videos on MTV, and now, your going after shittly pixelated content on a website. Twats.

Tue 10 Mar, 2009

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Neil Young to headline Isle Of Wight

Legend joins line-up for 2009 event

Thu 05 Mar, 2009

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..............that is one weak festival line-up. Razorshite, Stereopie Eaters, The Podgidy, Chubbytalatans.............its like fucking Grandad Rock...........

Thu 05 Mar, 2009

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Flaming Lips' Wayne Coyne: 'Arcade Fire are pricks who treat their fans like shit'

Win Butler is shocked by the verbal attack

Thu 05 Mar, 2009

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Arcade Fire...........they sound like Pissed Up Pixies at a Elf Dogging Festival........off with their heads.............theyre shit.

Thu 05 Mar, 2009

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Pete Waterman: 'Michael Jackson won't last past 12 gigs at the O2 Arena'

The pop impresario thinks Jackson's alleged haul of 50 concerts is too much

Thu 05 Mar, 2009

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Hey Pete Waterman.............remember BIG FUN! ? ................. Rick Astley, Jason Donovan, and all the other lip synching pieces of shit you heaped onto the world............ nuff said, Fuck Off Fat Controller.................

Thu 05 Mar, 2009

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Pet Shop Boys accept Outstanding Contribution To Music award at BRITs

Duo introduced onstage by Brandon Flowers

Wed 18 Feb, 2009

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...........lol...........They havent done a bean for 20 fucking years..............how fucking dumb is giving it to them............

Thu 19 Feb, 2009

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Iron Maiden win Best British Live Act at BRITs

Band accept gong via video message

Wed 18 Feb, 2009

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Dont like their music much, but about fucking time. Good for them..............come on your clarets..........

Thu 19 Feb, 2009

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Girls Aloud win Best British Single at the BRITs

'The Promise' bags them the gong

Wed 18 Feb, 2009

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..............pitifull. Absolutely Pitifull. Words fail me..........when Groups like the Manics et al, release such good damn songs, not to be even nominated, is so fucking heartbreaking.

Wed 18 Feb, 2009

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Bernard Butler hits out at 'Britpop reunions'

Former Suede star is 'uncomfortable with nostalgia'

Sat 14 Feb, 2009

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''I just feel uncomfortable with nostalgia."..........you wouldnt think so with all that 'wall of sound' with McAlmont and the 60s esque Duffy..............now would you Bernard............

Mon 16 Feb, 2009

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Lily Allen denies saying 'kids should try drugs'

Singer threatens legal action via Twitter

Sun 15 Feb, 2009

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...........if all this is true, and she has said these things......just to promote her latest Album, then this is an Artist that has lowered herself so low, that maybe she needs to look into the eyes of a few kids that are so hooked on drugs, and see the emptyness and heartache that this shit causes. Lily Allen is a Fuck.

Mon 16 Feb, 2009

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Brandon Flowers: 'I've quit drinking'

The Killers singer admits fatherhood has stopped his partying

Sat 14 Feb, 2009

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Well Brandon, you wouldnt think so, judging by the appalling quality of your latest offering......your group is morphing into Chris De Burgh...............'are we are human........' shit shit shit shit.

Mon 16 Feb, 2009

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Kings Of Leon, Snow Patrol, Katy Perry for T In The Park

Festival's organisers confirm first names

Sat 31 Jan, 2009

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3 Reasons to save your money for the Manic Street Preachers in August.......KOL, hahahaha, working for the Yankee Dollar.......probably one of the biggest sell outs in recent times. Come on Bradfield, get some dates out!!!!!

Mon 02 Feb, 2009

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Lily Allen scores second UK Number One single

Bruce Springsteen beats Franz Ferdinand to the top of the Official Albums Chart

Sun 01 Feb, 2009

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........and i thought it was file sharing that was killing music...............saddest day of the year so far when a chubby strumpet reaches number 1.

Mon 02 Feb, 2009

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Bloc Party's Kele Okereke slams The Killers

Bands avoid each other's sets at America festival

Fri 16 Jan, 2009

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If this Okereke spent less time causing shit, and spent some time on his songwriting, then may be he would be more popular with an Audience, he thinks, like him. Hes got a shittly little band, and i think, over the last 6 months, we can see where hes coming from, and it will, all, end in tears.

Sun 18 Jan, 2009

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U2 planning five different versions of new album

Extras include an exclusive magazine, book and Anton Corbijn film

Tue 23 Dec, 2008

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So much for Bono dictating about climate change, how much extra transport, packaging, print, etc is going to be needed for their album. Do as I say, not as i do. Fuck off you two faced twat. I hope it flops to fuck.

Sat 27 Dec, 2008

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Michael Jackson 'needs a lung transplant'

Biographer claims the singer is suffering from various ailments

Mon 22 Dec, 2008

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............what goes round comes around...........la la la la la........

Wed 24 Dec, 2008

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Led Zeppelin, Madonna, Red Hot Chili Peppers pulled from YouTube

Website and Warners Records go to war

Mon 22 Dec, 2008

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Again.............. the music industry taking the wrong fucking decision, trying to beat it, than use it to its fucking benefit. Look at Metallica, they fucked napster, instead, they could have brought him out, and then set up an Itunes, years before Apple, twats the fucking lot of them, short sighted, coke addled cunts.

Wed 24 Dec, 2008

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The Darkness to reform in 2009?

Justin Hawkins and co supposedly consider dusting off their catsuits

Mon 22 Dec, 2008

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I would rather suck the sweat from a dead Goats bolloks, than listen to this turgid shit.

Wed 24 Dec, 2008

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Cancer scare forces ex-Marillion frontman Fish to 'retire'

Singer says he will be out of action for at least six months

Mon 22 Dec, 2008

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Get well soon Fish, i hated your music, but your radio shows and stories are truly superb. Hope you can keep them up.

Wed 24 Dec, 2008

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Frank Gallows: 'I feel like I'm gonna throw up acid…'

Illness pushes frontman's vocals to breaking point

Mon 22 Dec, 2008

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Oh really Frank, i wanna throw up everytime you open your fucking mouth and attempt to 'sing'. You tattoed twat.

Wed 24 Dec, 2008

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Paul McCartney: ' I politicised The Beatles'

Singer claims he was the anti-war member

Sun 14 Dec, 2008

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Hey Paul, you wrote Mull of Kintyre, you can fuck right off. And what anti war sentiment have you spouted off about since the demise of the Beatles? Fuck all.

Mon 15 Dec, 2008

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Leona Lewis holds off Kings Of Leon

Take That also stay top of the album chart

Sun 14 Dec, 2008

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Hahaha. Does anyone else reckon that the new Kings of Leon video, is a complete rip off, of Bon Jovi;s 'Dead or Alive......' , check it out. KOL, sold out to the Yankee Dollar.......

Mon 15 Dec, 2008

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Lily Allen records Britney Spears cover

Her take on 'Womanizer' is showcased by Mark Ronson

Sun 14 Dec, 2008

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Doe these two Clowns actually have any talent, Ronson, is getting so long in the tooth its unreal. ...... DJ's are not Rockstars........... what a couple of twats.

Mon 15 Dec, 2008

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Zavvi calls in 'restructuring team' as Woolworths fallout spreads

Music and DVD store is unable to stock its stores or sell music online

Fri 12 Dec, 2008

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Why, in gods name, would anyone, want to go into Zavvi or HMV and buy a DVD for £16.99, when you can get it on Amazon for fucking £9.99? Its not a question of distributors going bust, its a question of ripping the shit out of the Great British Public, and now we have the upper hand for the first time ever. So fuck you and your large chains, long live the independents.

Sat 13 Dec, 2008

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Kaiser Chiefs: 'We'd support Blur if they asked us'

Band declare Damon Albarn and co's reunion 'brilliant'

Thu 11 Dec, 2008

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.......hahahaha. What The Kaisers.........supporting Blur, I think they are a little above their station. I agree, Supergrass, Astroids Galaxy Tour, but fuck the Kaisers, I wouldnt even download their latest album illegally it was that shit. Viva la Astroids

Fri 12 Dec, 2008

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Robbie Williams: 'I'd love to re-join Take That'

Singer says he's up for a proper band reunion

Thu 11 Dec, 2008

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Hahahaha. So Gary Barlow was the most talented.......Poor ticket sales, poor record sales, Aliens, Obesity, Williams is a joke.

Fri 12 Dec, 2008

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Mark Morrison says he is 'Leicester's version of The Beatles'

But rapper says his hometown isn't returning 'the love'

Thu 11 Dec, 2008

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Its not clever to look like the bastard son of Grace Jones and Hartley Hare from Pipkins ......

Fri 12 Dec, 2008

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M.I.A.'s baby is due on Grammy night

Singer reveals her due date is February 8

Sat 06 Dec, 2008

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When you interview her, ask her what her fucking dad does will you, lets clear that fucker up right now...........

Mon 08 Dec, 2008

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MP attacks Dido over IRA-connected lyrics

Singer told to 'clarify her position' after quoting folk song on new album

Mon 08 Dec, 2008

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...............she is still pissed that her only Known work to date involves an overweight American White Rapper.........the rest is shit.

Mon 08 Dec, 2008

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Joe Satriani claims Coldplay plagiarism was a 'dagger through my heart'

Guitarist breaks silence after announcing lawsuit against Chris Martin and co

Mon 08 Dec, 2008

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I've heard it back to back, and no wonder Satriani is pissed off. Its virtually the same. ..........i dont like either of them, but Satriani has a point.

Mon 08 Dec, 2008

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John McCain retaliates against Jackson Browne for lawsuit

Former US presidential candidate seeks damages from veteran rocker

Fri 21 Nov, 2008

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Hmmmm, at least McCain doesnt slap his wife about.

Mon 24 Nov, 2008

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Oasis' Noel Gallagher slams Mick Hucknall after Manchester comment

Noel says Mick’s comments are 'irrelevant'

Sat 22 Nov, 2008

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Hucknell has a cheek, he lives in a Massive mansion in Surrey, complete with lakes, and a posh Pad in Italy. The one abiding memory of Hucknell is that he smells of Sugar Puffs dipped in luke warm piss. And fuck me, what do women see in him.

Mon 24 Nov, 2008

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Prince slams gay marriage

Debate errupts over New Yorker interview with the purple one

Thu 20 Nov, 2008

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He is entitled to his opinion. Like anyone. I dont agree with him, but he's entitled to it.

Thu 20 Nov, 2008

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Prodigy announce extra London Wembley Arena show

Band to play two nights in the capital

Thu 13 Nov, 2008

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Hey, I hope Liam is going to lose some weight, judging by that picture. Are sure hes not in the PodgeEgy

Thu 13 Nov, 2008

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Obituary: Mitch Mitchell 1947-2008

A look back at the life of Jimi Hendrix's drummer

Thu 13 Nov, 2008

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I agree with the above. I was only watching him on YouTube last night. Great Loss.

Thu 13 Nov, 2008

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Razorlight's Johnny Borrell fed up of the 'flak' he's getting

Singer is angry his new album hasn't been given a chance

Thu 13 Nov, 2008

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Comparing yourself to Noel and Oasis...........fucking hell, you too need a reality check. Get real Borrell, your a pub band, no more, no less................and fancy playing a gig on the roof of that Pub in Camden...........what do you think you are, the fucking Beatles. Twat.

Thu 13 Nov, 2008

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Adele 'struggling to write second record'

Plus singer is aiming to finish song with Jamie T

Thu 13 Nov, 2008

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Justin Timberlake, Beyonce, Aguilera...............Adele, needs a fucking reality check.........your not in the same league love........hyped up, with no substance. Admit it, the Brits did you a favour, and now your shit.

Thu 13 Nov, 2008

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'Goth murderer''s jail sentence reduced

Teenager convicted of killing Sophie Lancaster's sentence cut

Wed 29 Oct, 2008

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Bloody disgrace. I hope a nonce gets hold of him.

Wed 29 Oct, 2008

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Killers and Glasvegas caught-up in Ross and Brand BBC ban

Radio phone scandal means Brandon Flowers' band won't play for the nation

Wed 29 Oct, 2008

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What makes me laugh, is that the whole country has gone overboard, including Gordon Brown. While the tabloids are reporting this bollocks, the real issues, like Banks Going bust, the large amount of job losses, the whole Banking system that is in potential meltdown...........and all we are worried about is an old bloke that was famous for 5 minutes, a bloke with a lisp, and a Goth that has too much Harmony hairspray in his hair. Cant the UK see that, its just a smokescreen. I am not condoning it, but come on, the tabloids that have ruined many lives through libel, are calling for the two to be sacked...........kettle, black, boiling springs to mind.

Wed 29 Oct, 2008

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Lily Allen announces second album tracklisting

Plus singer drops lyrical hint for new record

Wed 29 Oct, 2008

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Does anyone give a flying fuck about her and her shit comedy actor dad?

Wed 29 Oct, 2008

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Fall Out Boy attempt to break another world record

Pete Wentz and Patrick Stump set their sights on radio interviews

Mon 27 Oct, 2008

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Patrick Stump, the biggest comb over in Pop. Get a life Stump.

Tue 28 Oct, 2008

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Led Zeppelin to tour with Robert Plant replacement

Band confirm they are after a new singer

Tue 28 Oct, 2008

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Fuck Robert Plant. He owes it to the Millions and Millions of People that have brought the endless compilations, re-hashes, DVD's and Greatest Hits. He owes those people something. I couldnt give a shit if Plant wasnt in the band, good luck to Page and Jones, If any of you have heard any bootleg, Plant sounds shit in almost all of them, i know, I have 50 plus said bootlegs. Fuck him, and fuck his silly Country and Western charade.

Tue 28 Oct, 2008

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Razorlight premiere new album at BBC Electric Proms show

And afterwards Johnny Borrell talks to NME.COM

Sun 26 Oct, 2008

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Intimate gigs is all you will be playing in 12 months, you silly wanker.

Mon 27 Oct, 2008

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Katy Perry hits back at 'knife outrage' story

Singer mocks tabloid newspaper with new picture

Mon 27 Oct, 2008

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Kate who? Here today, gone tommorrow. Bye.

Mon 27 Oct, 2008

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Wiley and Mark Ronson slam Gordon Brown's credit crunch in new single

Listen to pair's new track online now

Thu 23 Oct, 2008

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Big Deal Ronson, and how many hits have you written. As Noel Gallegher said............DJ's are Not Rockstars............who the *uck is Mark Ronson to attack anyone, regardless. Oh, has he dropped Lily, in favour of some 'down with the kids' rapper...........Bolloks.

Thu 23 Oct, 2008

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Guns N' Roses' 'Chinese Democracy' for radio premiere

The wait for the new album is almost over

Wed 22 Oct, 2008

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Guns and Roses without Duff, Slash and Izzy and Sorum.............IS NOT FUCKING GUNS AND ROSES...........when will you lot learn. Just sit back and wait for the reunion, it will happen.

Wed 22 Oct, 2008

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Michael Jackson moves in next to a school – Daily Gossip

Kaiser Chiefs, Madonna, Kills, Amy Winehouse – your music gossip stop

Wed 22 Oct, 2008

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First. Are the Kaisers going to give the hard earned money back to the kids? Any album that features Lily Allen is bound to be just as shit........Second

Wed 22 Oct, 2008

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The Enemy prepare 'punky' second album

Band speak about upcoming album sessions

Wed 22 Oct, 2008

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Not Punk. I think that when they say 'Punk' they mean they have found a 3rd Chord, bless them. Retro Trainers doth not maketh the band..............

Wed 22 Oct, 2008

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The Ting Tings: 'Bring back Top Of The Pops'

Duo want to be first band to play on revived TV show

Fri 17 Oct, 2008

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Bollocks to fucking Top of the Pops, what about bringing back Chigley and Trumpton.............and........Torchy the Battery Boy.............

Fri 17 Oct, 2008

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Led Zeppelin's Jimmy Page refuses Hollywood Walk Of Fame star

Guitarist refuses to endorse fan's campaign

Fri 17 Oct, 2008

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I guess he just didnt want to be 'Trampled Underfoot'..............yawn.

Fri 17 Oct, 2008

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Oasis' Noel Gallagher slams 'The X Factor'

'Danni Minogue wouldn't know talent if it kicked her in the arse'

Tue 14 Oct, 2008

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He is absolutely right. Everything to do with Tv, and getting the mindless nation that has become the British Isles, to use expensive Texts to boot.I suppos all you youngsters have forgotton Tweedys conviction for assault and the 120 community service, with a 3000 pound fine? How the *uck Cowell can justify having that ****ing **ore on is totally and utterly belief. Check out the pictures of her victim. Keep up the good work Noel, your only saying what the majority are thinking.

Tue 14 Oct, 2008

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The Strokes' Julian Casablancas turns restaurateur

Frontman to open Los Angeles 'BBQ' restaurant

Mon 13 Oct, 2008

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Lets hope his food isnt like his music and gives you the shits. Personally I would rather suck the sweat from the balls of dead goats than listen to that little rich kid..............let alone eat in his glorified cafe. Twat.

Mon 13 Oct, 2008

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Supergrass to release Diamond Hoo Ha Men album

Gaz Coombes and Danny Goffey to release side-project record

Mon 13 Oct, 2008

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Good Old Supergrass, one of Britains un-sung heroes of the last 15 years. They need more recognition for their Work. Good luck to them.

Mon 13 Oct, 2008

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Rolling Stones' manager derides The Verve

Andrew Loog Oldham jokes about the 'Bitter Sweet Symphony' 'steal'

Tue 07 Oct, 2008

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Thats nice Oldham. I suppose you have forgotton about the liberties that Jagger and Richards took lifting and borrowing from the likes of all those impovrished blues guitarists from the 40's and 50's. Twat.

Wed 08 Oct, 2008

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Mark Knopfler declines Dire Straits tour and album

Bassist John Illsley reveals Knopfler isn't keen on a reinion

Tue 07 Oct, 2008

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Come on Mr K, you have proved you can have a succesful career, along with Gilmour and grow old gracefully. Surely one tour wont hurt. I dont particularly like your music, but, jeez there are tens of millions that do.

Tue 07 Oct, 2008

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Robbie Williams ends album strike

New album from the singer due next year

Mon 06 Oct, 2008

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I never like WIlliams but I really went off Williams in a big way for shouting ' I am rich, rich, rich, beyond my wildest dreams' after signing his latest record deal. To the poor kid in the street, that must have been a kick in the balls, fuck off Williams, you are a has-been, Barlow might be fat, but he has more talent in his left bollock than you have in your entire wasted, bloated body. Grow up.

Mon 06 Oct, 2008

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Oasis brand Keane 'shit'

Noel Gallagher also reveals life threatening incident

Sat 04 Oct, 2008

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I would argue that Keane are not shit. I would put forward the opinion that they are FUCKING SHIT! I too am fed up with Chaplin sitting in interviews for ITV and Sky, looking all soft and vulnarable. Hey Chaplin, want some pressure, bring up 3 kids on a housing estate working 14 hour days in a factory on nights......that will give you a reason to hit the bottle............Lightweight Pussy.

Mon 06 Oct, 2008

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Radiohead and Kaiser Chiefs push for new music rights

Klaxons, Kate Nash and The Verve also join pressure group

Sat 04 Oct, 2008

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Yep, I would agree too. About time. But Robbie Williams can fuck off. Who would want his shit.........

Mon 06 Oct, 2008

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Snow Patrol plot whistle-stop capital cities tour

Band set to play four gigs in two days

Fri 03 Oct, 2008

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If you come to my town you can bloody whistle too. Rubbish, absolute dirge.

Mon 06 Oct, 2008

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Razorlight: 'Making new album 'Slipway Fires' was easy'

Band claim new effort was a 'pleasure' to put together

Fri 03 Oct, 2008

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Never trust a group whose guitarist looks like Karl Pilkington...........head like a fucking organge. Your shit, we know it, you know it, the whole fucking world knows it.

Mon 06 Oct, 2008

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Girls Aloud 'murder blog' author charged

The blog was originally posted on a porn site

Thu 02 Oct, 2008

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Internet Watch Foundation............who the fuck are they...............are they like, Watchmakers from Switzerland, with online ordering......

Fri 03 Oct, 2008

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Metallica reject 'Death Magnetic' CD quality claims

'It sounds fuckin' smokin' says Lars Ulrich

Mon 29 Sep, 2008

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Taking on Napster, instead of buying them, you shortsighted tosser. I wouldnt even illegally download the album. He talks bolloks all time, a kind of Michael Schumacher on Calpol........Knobhead.

Wed 01 Oct, 2008

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Robert Plant: 'Led Zeppelin will not tour or record'

Singer quashes rumours of summer 2009 reunion

Mon 29 Sep, 2008

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Robert Plant always seems to be aloof of the reunion when it rears its head. He forgets who put him in his present position, and the countless millions that have brought every repackaged Zeppelin CD since 1979. I think he is being honest, Jones and Page can still cut it, but his voice sounds like a Sperm Whale, having its bollocks chewed by a load of Dolphins. He is passed it, and he knows it.

Mon 29 Sep, 2008

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Aerosmith's Steve Tyler sues bloggers

Singer sues online impersonators

Thu 25 Sep, 2008

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Can I sue Tyler for trying to impersonate an early 70s Mick Jagger for the last 35 years? Grow up Tyler you silly old Grandad.

Thu 25 Sep, 2008

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Boyzone's Ronan Keating says Thom Yorke is 'an idiot'

Singer is blanked by the Radiohead frontman

Tue 23 Sep, 2008

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.......apparently Yorke was humming Karma Police.............'when I am King you will be first against the wall.........'

Wed 24 Sep, 2008

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The Cure tell fans: 'Don't buy our music from iTunes'

Goth veterans also reveal new album tracklisting

Tue 16 Sep, 2008

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We Wont Robert. How utterly devastating to see that you have allowed any of your songs to remixed by Fall Out Boy and MCR is absolutely beyond me. I suppose The Cheeky Girls will get a crack next. David Gilmour and the like go into the twilight of their careers with dignity and respect, you my old son, have neither now. A Disgruntled Cure Fan.

Tue 16 Sep, 2008

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Alex Zane angry about Xfm suspension

Presenter says station are 'over-reacting'

Fri 29 Aug, 2008

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I have no axe to grind against Lowe, but his show is absolutely awful. How he got a job on XFM is beyond me. He knows nothing of the music he is playing, he is a complete twat. He pops up everywhere, good looks are no excuse for the music acumen of a C*nt. Good Riddence, give his slot to Steve Merchant. I bet the Enemy are laughing their socks off....................LOL!!

Mon 01 Sep, 2008

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Metallica announce super-cheap London O2 Arena show

Tickets cost just £5 for the gig

Wed 20 Aug, 2008

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Thats a nice Gesture. Top marks and you may have a Biscuit.

Thu 21 Aug, 2008

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Subways threatening to 'throw a pint of beer over Pete Doherty'

Billy Lunn is targeting singer at Reading And Leeds Festivals

Tue 19 Aug, 2008

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Billy Lunn. What a Plonka. At least when Doherty is off his Tits, he can still keep tune and Rhythym. You my old son can yell into a microphone all you want, but you couldnt keep pace if it killed you. Sorry mate, its off to the old has-beens corner for you. Pouring beer over a junkie.........................ITS ROCK AND ROLL.......................twat.

Tue 19 Aug, 2008

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Hear brand new Bloc Party album track now

Listen to 'Trojan Horse' now on NME.COM

Tue 19 Aug, 2008

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Probably one of the most hyped bands of recent years. Utter Shite. Totally un-memorable tunes. Rubbish.

Tue 19 Aug, 2008

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Mark Ronson lashes out at Noel Gallagher

Producer hits back at Oasis leader over 'three chords' comment

Sun 17 Aug, 2008

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How on Earth did this Ronson get a Brit, how on Earth does anyone think that his bloke has a modicom of talent. He is a leech. He sucks the blood from artists, using another artists song. He is a knob.

Tue 19 Aug, 2008

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Lostprophets explain guitarist's V Festival no-show

Guitarist misses most of Staffordshire set due to hospital dash

Mon 18 Aug, 2008

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Watkins, you and your and have no style. Your hair is Russell Brand and your guitarist looks like Gareth from the Office. You make most of your videos in the States and drive big american cars. You are about as important to music in this country as Kiss. All mouth and full of ****. Come to Wales darling. Remember ..........Wales..........The Manics do, thats why we are off to tthe Newport Centre this week.Your **** and you know it.

Tue 19 Aug, 2008

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