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Coldplay confirm free album plan

Band to give away live CD at gigs and as a download

Fri 01 May, 2009

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If you dont like coldplay fuck off and listen to something you do like and you call them boring.They have made some of the best songs of the last 10 years in my opinion and couldnt give a fuck what anyone else says

Tue 12 May, 2009

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Alexandra Burke wins 'The X Factor'

Singer will release cover of Leonard Cohen classic in time for Christmas

Sat 13 Dec, 2008

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slag off x factor all you like but i thought alex did an amazing job performing hallelujah and good luck too her

Tue 16 Dec, 2008

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Coldplay fail to book Knebworth gig but aim for same venue as Oasis

Plus Chris Martin is eyeing up a Take That support slot

Fri 14 Nov, 2008

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ill tell you who says stuff like that someone who doesnt take themselves to seriously instead of strutting round like some fucking big i am rockstar like some do. Chris Martin doesnt mind making himself look a cunt and for that i think he is a better person

Mon 17 Nov, 2008

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Coldplay named biggest-selling act of 2008

Band join Beyonce, Beatles and Leona Lewis at World Music Awards

Mon 10 Nov, 2008

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Must be because they are so shit isnt it rudimentary or because they are the best band out there at the moment, ill go with the second one

Mon 10 Nov, 2008

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Coldplay to play Knebworth gig

Chris Martin reveals band's live plans

Fri 17 Oct, 2008

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This will be the biggest and best gig next summer not oasis

Mon 20 Oct, 2008

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Coldplay in double at London award ceremony

Chris Martin and co also honoured for latest album

Mon 06 Oct, 2008

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people give coldplay awards because they deserve it and i think their album is the best this year but hey its only my opinion

Wed 08 Oct, 2008

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Coldplay: 'We're less shit than we used to be'

Chris Martin also has kind words for Nickelback

Wed 01 Oct, 2008

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Coldplay shit yeah right and i bet you think the bands you all like are soo fucking great arent they.

Thu 02 Oct, 2008

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Coldplay confirm new EP plans

Band say they will release an EP of new material after 'Lost!'

Wed 01 Oct, 2008

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Yeah and it will sell shit loads more than the crap you listen too

Thu 02 Oct, 2008

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Coldplay announce new EP

Band get 'Lost!' on new release

Tue 30 Sep, 2008

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rudimental you love coldplay just admit it.Viva la vida a pile of shite you just dont know what good music is mate, some of you moan more than a load of o.a.p.s

Wed 01 Oct, 2008

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Glastonbury headliners finalised 'pretty soon'

Coldplay and U2 are out of the running though

Sun 21 Sep, 2008

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Coldplay are one of a very few acts who could get the kind of big crowd that headliners get fuck the stone roses

Tue 23 Sep, 2008

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Coldplay to release new EP this year

Plus the band will release an album next winter

Mon 01 Sep, 2008

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Yeah you are right tremor who gives a fuck about being cool i just like good music which is what coldplay make and if you mean oasis B Robson you are taking the piss their new record sounds like all the rest off their shit

Wed 03 Sep, 2008

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Coldplay to rush-release new album?

Band apparently already recorded follow up to 'Viva La Vida'

Thu 21 Aug, 2008

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The reasons these pricks are reading this for is coz they think they are funny. They moan more than a load of o.a.ps and are upset that the shit bands they like cant make music as good as coldplay

Thu 28 Aug, 2008

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Coldplay score first ever UK number one single

It's a chart double for the band as album remains on top

Sun 22 Jun, 2008

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First it is a suprise as coldplay have never had a no 1 single, secondly dont give a shit about album title as long as its good and i would rather chris martin be himself than just standing still like liam gallagher, anthem rock for the masses of sheep like ? baa baa

Tue 24 Jun, 2008

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Coldplay first British band to top US singles charts in a decade

Chris Martin and co go straight to Number One

Fri 20 Jun, 2008

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About time they had a number 1 in the uk

Mon 23 Jun, 2008

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Coldplay album set to top UK chart

'Viva La Vida..' trounces rivals - despite being out for just a day

Fri 13 Jun, 2008

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Rudimentary you could go and give the album a spin , you never know you might like it but you couldnt do that cause its not cool and the nazis were not popular all over the world coldplay are fact ,selling millions doesnt mean its good but its sure dont mean its crap like you say.

Sat 14 Jun, 2008

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Portishead left awestruck by Chuck D guest appearance

'I could give up music now' declares Geoff Barrow of Public Enemy collaboration

Thu 12 Jun, 2008

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Ah yeah the good old days of hip hop i saw p/ enemy about 20 years ago at norwich uea amazing gig

Sat 14 Jun, 2008

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George Michael to quit touring

Former Wham! Man plans two 'final' gigs

Wed 11 Jun, 2008

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You must really love coldplay you cant stop mentioning them

Thu 12 Jun, 2008

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Coldplay follow Oasis with Thursday album release (June 12)

Is 'Viva La Vida or Death And All His Friends' the new 'Be Here Now'?

Thu 12 Jun, 2008

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Be Here Now an amazing album you are having a laugh i can see why you dont like coldplay for, oasis fans just cant handle the fact that they are no longer the biggest and best group in this country , that title belongs to coldplay and you no it

Thu 12 Jun, 2008

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Unheard Beach Boys, David Bowie, Coldplay songs to be released

Pink Floyd, Kylie Minogue and Lily Allen rarities to be made available too

Wed 11 Jun, 2008

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And this is comming from someone who used to like suede

Wed 11 Jun, 2008

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Coldplay postpone North American tour

But free Madison Square Garden show not affected by delay

Wed 11 Jun, 2008

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Yeah it means they get to spend more in this country pissing off idiots like you

Wed 11 Jun, 2008

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Coldplay stream new album online

Fans can listen to 'Viva La Vida Or Death And All His Friends' in full

Fri 06 Jun, 2008

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Boring band in the world you do talk shit yours is one of the most boring comments

Sun 08 Jun, 2008

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Coldplay's Chris Martin struggles with karaoke snub - Tabloid Hell

'It's the ultimate measure of success' says singer

Sat 07 Jun, 2008

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Lets wait for all the Chris Martin is a cock jokes. I like it how he is not affraid to laugh at himself and seems really down to earth, top man

Sun 08 Jun, 2008

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Starsailor preview new album at intimate club gig

'Gavin And Stacey' stars watch James Walsh solo set

Mon 02 Jun, 2008

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piss all over coldplay, chris martin a wanker must mean 1 thing a new coldplay albums coming out and i for one cant fucking wait. Liam Gallagher=wanker. Chris Martin= nice bloke

Mon 02 Jun, 2008

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Coldplay announce UK arena tour

Chris Martin and co. line up gigs for December

Tue 27 May, 2008

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Most of the coldplay haters on here i bet like oasis libertines/babyshambles so 4 non drug taking middle class white boys who make amazing music would wined them up and yeah i also think they are the best band in this country by far and if you dont like it tough thats my opinion or am i not allowed one

Sun 01 Jun, 2008

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