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Michael Jackson's autopsy will take longer than expected

LA coroner says process will take two more weeks

Fri 17 Jul, 2009

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plastic that thick must be a bugger to cut through.........

Sat 18 Jul, 2009

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De La Soul to invite Damon Albarn onto next album

Plus, hip-hop legends to contribute to new Gorillaz album

Fri 29 May, 2009

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It'll be crap if Albrans (pun intended) getting involved.

Sun 31 May, 2009

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David Gray reveals new album details

Annie Lennox makes a guest appearance

Thu 28 May, 2009

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Bet I've farted better

Thu 28 May, 2009

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Glastonbury festival 2009: full line-up announced

Find out who will be heading to Worthy Farm next month

Mon 25 May, 2009

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Best line up for years, shame about the headliners for the main satge though. I don't get it, I stop going and the line up improves?

Tue 26 May, 2009

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Nine Inch Nails fans raise thousands for heart transplant

Trent Reznor asked fans to donate to a worthy cause

Fri 22 May, 2009

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Nice guy.

Sun 24 May, 2009

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Keane complete Ibiza Rocks line-up

Tom Chaplin and co sign up to play white isle

Fri 22 May, 2009

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Why call it Ibiza Rocks when clearly none the acts listed are ROCK?

Sun 24 May, 2009

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Morrissey celebrates his 50th birthday

Raise a glass to former Smiths singer

Fri 22 May, 2009

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He sings like hes got one stuck in his throat.

Sun 24 May, 2009

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Suspect in Dolla murder pleads not guilty

Aubrey Berry remains jailed on $5 million bail

Sat 23 May, 2009

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He's missed an R off the end of his name

Sun 24 May, 2009

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Amy Winehouse cancels London show

Singer pulls out of Island Records bash

Fri 22 May, 2009

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Thats not news, its predictable. She looks like an emaciated blow up sex doll.

Sun 24 May, 2009

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Blur set to release new compilation

Double CD spans band's 'Midlife'

Wed 20 May, 2009

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Why come back, early life, mid life, later life all absolute cack. Hope they turn up too late for glasto.

Wed 20 May, 2009

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Michael Jackson delays London O2 Arena gigs

Singer postpones first four dates of residency

Wed 20 May, 2009

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How obvious, whatever the excuse, I still bet that he won't make through all the gigs.

Wed 20 May, 2009

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The Kills' Alison Mosshart responds to Jack White brawl rumours

'This rumour is particularly grotesque,' she says

Tue 19 May, 2009

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bet Jack White pulls hair like a girl, nothing half decent from him since White Blood Cells.

Wed 20 May, 2009

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Arctic Monkeys premiere new songs online

Band post up clips of two songs in new video

Tue 19 May, 2009

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bad move ratcatcher, you're gonna get shot down.

Tue 19 May, 2009

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ABBA-penned musical to get English language debut in NYC

'Kristina' is set for two nights at Carnegie Hall

Tue 19 May, 2009

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Oh no, if a movie isn't bad enough. NO MORE!!!

Tue 19 May, 2009

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Libertines reunion: Carl Barat speaks about more gigs

Barat speaks to NME.COM about reunion show

Tue 19 May, 2009

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Why reunite? Leave it all in the past, Libertines are now irrelevant.

Tue 19 May, 2009

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Jennifer Love Hewitt to relaunch singing career

Actress currently writing country music

Tue 19 May, 2009

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Now that is funny, great comment.

Tue 19 May, 2009

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Green Day's UK shows 'could last four hours'

Plus Billie Joe Armstrong admits to being 'terrified' about playing live

Mon 18 May, 2009

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It would start as fun but could become rather tedious. There are only a couple of bands who could get away with that length of gig.

Mon 18 May, 2009

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Babyshambles play 'secret' Great Escape show

Pete Doherty play open-air afternoon gig

Sun 17 May, 2009

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Babyshamles and Dirty Pretty Things - the sum of the parts is greater..... Its time to stop holding on to something. The Libertines weren't that good anyway.

Mon 18 May, 2009

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Michael Jackson 'denies skin cancer reports'

A doctor claiming to be the 'Thriller' singer's spokesman has denied reports he is battling the disease

Sun 17 May, 2009

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Bet he doesn't do all them London O2 dates!!!

Mon 18 May, 2009

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Kaiser Chiefs 'not dropped by record label'

Ricky Wilson and co deny tabloid claims

Sun 17 May, 2009

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shityourlegoff, there you go again, shooting your mouth off. Its very big of you to sit in your bedroom slagging bands off, when to their faces you'd be sucking them off! Get on with your revision stupid boy.

Mon 18 May, 2009

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Radiohead urge fans to follow Barack Obama's climate change lead

Thom Yorke has asked US fans to sign the Stop Climate Change petition

Sun 17 May, 2009

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shityourlegoff do actually like anything on this site or do you just amke stupid comments on every article. You sound like a right cockhead, fuck off!

Mon 18 May, 2009

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Pixies to play 2009 Isle Of Wight Festival

Band to play before Neil Young this year

Fri 13 Mar, 2009

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Ye haw! I want a ticket for that night! At last some good music news instead of garbage about Urethra Franklin's hat!!!

Fri 13 Mar, 2009

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Grammy Awards announce 2010 dates

The ceremony will take place in Los Angeles once again

Thu 12 Mar, 2009

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Whats she doing with them... Don't credit poor music, she'll go and try another album now. Some people you just have to let slip by and pass into the musical wilderness.

Fri 13 Mar, 2009

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Jack White launches new band with The Kills' Alison Mosshart

Duo play debut gig in a Nashville office

Thu 12 Mar, 2009

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Might as well do something else, last 2 White Stripes albums have been crap!

Fri 13 Mar, 2009

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Michael Jackson extends London O2 Arena residency into 2010

Gig count up to 37 London dates

Thu 12 Mar, 2009

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YUK!

Fri 13 Mar, 2009

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Pete Doherty: 'I sold The Strokes drugs'

Babyshambles man says he supplied Julian and co with acid

Thu 12 Mar, 2009

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What a tit!!! All praise the tit!!!

Thu 12 Mar, 2009

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Michael Jackson London O2 Arena ticket sales begin

Fans get ready to try and gain entry to the 10 shows

Wed 11 Mar, 2009

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Did you pay with PLASTIC!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Wed 11 Mar, 2009

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Pete Doherty treats fans to double-decker bus ride in Paris

He's pulling out all the stops on the 'Grace/Wastelands' promotional trail

Wed 11 Mar, 2009

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pretentious little tit....

Wed 11 Mar, 2009

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Demand for Michael Jackson gigs crashes ticket website

Fans are faced with long queues

Wed 11 Mar, 2009

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Ping of Kop. Plastic fantastic

Wed 11 Mar, 2009

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Coldplay to give away new album

Band plan to help recession-hit fans out at live shows

Wed 18 Feb, 2009

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I'd be surprised if they shift many, even free they'll still be crap, I gave away X&Y to me old man who's 60 and even he said it was crap!!!

Wed 18 Feb, 2009

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U2 album artwork branded 'rip off'

US artist claims the band copied him on their new album

Wed 21 Jan, 2009

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Does anyone care?!

Wed 21 Jan, 2009

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Alexandra Burke's 'Hallelujah' joins 'million-selling' singles list

The song is one of ten since the turn of the millennium to pass the million mark

Fri 09 Jan, 2009

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Oh dear! Not a good representation of the music buying public, shame on you all! I must say I don't own any of this utter rubbish!

Fri 09 Jan, 2009

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Mani says 2009 is the 'ideal time' for The Stone Roses to reunite

Bassist asks fans to 'start the campaign'

Mon 15 Dec, 2008

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If this thing is going to happen, I hope there is a new album and proper tour, don't do it just for the money.

Tue 16 Dec, 2008

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Coldplay announce new Wembley Stadium gig

Girls Aloud will support the band in London

Wed 03 Dec, 2008

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First Jay-Z then Girls Aloud supporting - guys make up your minds, do the gigs and please call it a day early. Here's to a Coldplayless future.

Wed 03 Dec, 2008

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Dizzee Rascal wants to work with Oasis despite Jay-Z comments

Rapper wants Noel Gallagher for new project

Wed 26 Nov, 2008

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Noel, a few words of advice, DON'T DO IT!!!

Wed 26 Nov, 2008

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Adele 'struggling to write second record'

Plus singer is aiming to finish song with Jamie T

Thu 13 Nov, 2008

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Here's a tip Adele - don't bother doing another album.... Go to the local supermarket and stack shelves but please don't sing while you're doing working.

Thu 13 Nov, 2008

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Razorlight's Johnny Borrell fed up of the 'flak' he's getting

Singer is angry his new album hasn't been given a chance

Thu 13 Nov, 2008

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Bad apples!!! What has Oasis got to do with this... Here's objective Noel writes good stuff and Johnny writes bad stuff, there settled once and for all. It's not about persona its about the music and Razorlight are whimsy poor poop (and they look it too). Thank you and good night!

Thu 13 Nov, 2008

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Coldplay guitarist: 'I'd give it all up for Tottenham Hotspur'

Should Chris Martin be worried about Johnny Buckland?

Thu 23 Oct, 2008

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Sounds like a good idea, disband Coldplay and go do something else thats just as bland.

Thu 23 Oct, 2008

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Guns N' Roses' 'Chinese Democracy' tracklisting, release date revealed

The album will be released in the UK next month

Wed 22 Oct, 2008

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Welcome back GNR - I'm sure the album will be a full on rock fest, I can't wait. GNR for number 1, beats all the other mush thats doing the rounds at the moment!!

Thu 23 Oct, 2008

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