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Mariah Carey told off by Scientists for E=MC2 claims

Mathematicians unhappy with new interpretation of Einstein equation

Sun 28 Dec, 2008

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actually the correct formula is: E^2= (m^2)(c^4) + (p^2)(c^2)It only simplifies for a particle with no motion.

Wed 31 Dec, 2008

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New Weezer album in the works

Follow-up to 'Red Album' will begin in November

Fri 19 Sep, 2008

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I've got a leak. Literally!FILTHYRICHMOND.COM

Mon 22 Sep, 2008

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Gym Class Heroes singer arrested at Warped Tour

Travis McCoy was angered by racial slur

Wed 02 Jul, 2008

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OMG Travis McCoy is the MAN! I want to see the video for that!

Thu 03 Jul, 2008

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Queens Of The Stone Age's Josh Homme bottles fan

Watch the frontman's outburst on NME.COM now

Mon 16 Jun, 2008

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All these people hating on Josh are idiots. It's a rock band people! These "fans" need to enjoy the show and stop being pricks. It used to be if you were trying shit like this kid, the other fans would stomp your ass and let security drag his sorry ass out of there! Kid probably went back home and started crying "Mommy, that mean lead singer called me names and threw a bottle at me!" WHAAAAAAAA!!

Thu 03 Jul, 2008

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Gary Glitter planning musical comeback

Shamed singer says he has an album to finish

Tue 24 Jun, 2008

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UNBELIEVABLE. This paedo twat should spend the rest of his miserable life at the bottom of a cesspit. This demonstrates how utterly vile he is... he can't even see how much people hate him

Tue 24 Jun, 2008

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Lily Allen writes song about the BNP

Listen to the singer's latest effort now

Mon 23 Jun, 2008

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So she managed to take a moment out of her busy schedule of being talentless on TV to be talentless on record then?

Mon 23 Jun, 2008

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Babyshambles: 'Boris Johnson won't be Mayor Of London for long'

Drew McConnell speaks out on Rise Festival changes

Mon 23 Jun, 2008

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Boris is a cunt but then so are these worthless ballbags

Mon 23 Jun, 2008

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Guns N' Roses' 'Chinese Democracy' leaks

Nine 'mastered' tracks surface on the internet

Thu 19 Jun, 2008

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This is a farce... they were crap even when they were popular... now it's just a bad joke.

Thu 19 Jun, 2008

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Kid Rock boycotts Apple iTunes

Rapper says the download site doesn't pay artists enough

Wed 18 Jun, 2008

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Brilliant! If enough of these shit bands and "artists" throw hissy fits and decide to keep their dismal "music" off iTunes, the world will be a better place.

Wed 18 Jun, 2008

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Download headliners Kiss: 'Fans have killed the record industry'

Gene Simmonds says band won't release new songs until downloading stops

Tue 17 Jun, 2008

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Thanks christ... if only other equally shit, past-it poodle rockers would stop releasing their terrible records the world would be a better place.

Tue 17 Jun, 2008

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Court hears Amy Winehouse's husband wanted Pete Doherty assaulted

Blake Fielder-Civil allegedly offered £20,000 for the Babyshambles man to be beaten up

Tue 17 Jun, 2008

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It would have been money well spent

Tue 17 Jun, 2008

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Coldplay accused of copying 'Viva La Vida' melody

Chris Martin and co deny Brooklyn band's claims

Mon 16 Jun, 2008

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"Shit indie band seeks free publicity" shocker. Let's move straight past the fact that the moustache bloke looks like he's probably on the sex offender's register and straight on to the fact that yes they're strikingly similar but what are you gonna do about it you no-marks? Sour grapes, anyone? Well done you've made it onto the NME website by complaining so you can shut up now.

Mon 16 Jun, 2008

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The Wildhearts pulled offstage at Download

Set is cut short after torrent of missiles gets out of hand

Sun 15 Jun, 2008

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Are these useless twats still going? They should accept fate and get jobs at Dixons.

Mon 16 Jun, 2008

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The Kooks tell Isle Of Wight VIPs to 'Fuck off'

Luke Pritchard tells the festival guests where to stick it

Sun 15 Jun, 2008

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Perhaps this talentless scruffy ballbag and his band of no-hope turds should heed their own advice. Fuck RIGHT off.

Mon 16 Jun, 2008

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Motorhead cover Thin Lizzy at Download

Metal veterans also debut new track at Donington

Fri 13 Jun, 2008

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That's all well and good--but "Rosalie" isn't a Thin Lizzy song, it's just a cover they used to play. Lemmy got it right, but NME botched the reporting here.

Mon 16 Jun, 2008

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U2's manager: 'Radiohead's 'In Rainbows' album backfired'

Paul McGuinness says U2's next album won't be given away free

Tue 10 Jun, 2008

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Considering how horrendous the In Rainbows website was I'm not surprised if 70% of people gave up and downloaded it elsewhere. I went to the raidohead website with the intention of PAYING, and after 5 minutes trying to come with the horrendous site I gave up and downloaded it elsewhere in seconds. Companies need to realise that when they make their legitimate products far harder to access than the illegitimate ones then people are gonna use the other ones.

Tue 10 Jun, 2008

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The Kooks' Luke Pritchard – 'I want to fuck Carmen Electra!'

Frontman outlines his plans for the future

Thu 05 Jun, 2008

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Another carefully considered pearl of wisdom from yet another talentless, scruffy nob jockey from some faceless wanky shit soundalike guitar band. God save us from this stupid toss.

Thu 05 Jun, 2008

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The Streets name new album – but reveal their days are numbered

Mike Skinner says next-but-one record will be 'final Streets album'

Mon 02 Jun, 2008

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I wonder if, as a gift to mankind, he could make THIS his last album, the mockney twat.

Mon 02 Jun, 2008

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Thom Yorke: 'Prince's 'Creep' was hilarious'

Radiohead want the clip back on YouTube

Fri 30 May, 2008

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Radiohead are Radiohead. No one does their songs better them. Few people write better songs than them. Prince (or whatever he's called) included. Korn are about 1000 times not as good as Radiohead. Fact.

Sun 01 Jun, 2008

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My Chemical Romance march hit by 'internet terrorists'

Fan protest suffers sick web stunt

Tue 27 May, 2008

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How could this happen to meI've made my mistakesgot nowhere to runThe night goes on as Iâ€™m fading awayI'm sick of this lifeI just wanna screamHow could this happen to me

Wed 28 May, 2008

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United Kingdom's Andy Abraham finishes last in Eurovision Song Contest

Plus BBC commentator Sir Terry Wogan says he may quit over voting tactics

Sun 25 May, 2008

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Eurovision is nothing but a shit joke. Nobody gives a fuck about it.

Sun 25 May, 2008

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Pete Doherty announces London club shows

Singer will play two solo shows and a Babyshambles gig

Fri 23 May, 2008

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I wonder how much the talentless bell end would charge to fuck off and shut up?

Fri 23 May, 2008

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The Ting Tings want label to drop them now

Number One band say they need something to write about again

Wed 21 May, 2008

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They should be dropped for being so unbearably shit

Wed 21 May, 2008

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Hot Chip 'free downloads hurt small bands'

Band say the music industry is 'in turmoil'

Thu 08 May, 2008

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"If we turned around and offered our single for free I don't know how many people would bother."True, and it doesn't help that your music is fucking awful either.

Thu 08 May, 2008

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Babyshambles' Drew McConnell plays acoustic pub show

Bassist dedicates set to incarcerated bandmate Pete Doherty

Fri 02 May, 2008

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Do you think you could stop running this picture of them engaging in vigorous bumsex with each other?

Fri 02 May, 2008

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Amy Winehouse voted 'top heroine' for UK youths

Pete Doherty was also voted a hero in the poll

Wed 23 Apr, 2008

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dear micro_cuts Yeah but this is the NME, who a couple of years ago voted talentless shitstain smack enthusiast pete doherty as top of its "cool list". So you can see how concerned they are with providing good role models for their increasingly puerile teenage readership. Bet they don't post this - they never post anything that criticises them.

Wed 23 Apr, 2008

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Pete Doherty jailed for 14 weeks

Spokesperson tells NME.COM he's 'looking at appeal'

Tue 08 Apr, 2008

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the talentless fucker deserved 14 YEARS

Tue 08 Apr, 2008

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This week's releases: 7 April 2008

Album and single releases in the UK this week

Mon 07 Apr, 2008

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Nice to see the nme is suckered by the pr's every time.

Mon 07 Apr, 2008

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50 Cent sued by former girlfriend

Ex claims rapper is trying to evict her along with their son

Fri 04 Apr, 2008

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He should be made to pay compensation to anyone who's been subjected to his awful, dreary mumbling attempts at music.

Fri 04 Apr, 2008

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Calvin Harris loses entire album's worth of material

Laptop is somewhere in Heathrow Terminal Five

Thu 03 Apr, 2008

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So at least some good has come out of this fiasco! We will be spared more dreary disco wank, at least for a while.

Fri 04 Apr, 2008

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Reading and Leeds Festivals: line-up and tickets out today (Mar 31)

Stay tuned to NME.COM for this evening's big announcement

Mon 31 Mar, 2008

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because it's the only thing they have going for them.

Mon 31 Mar, 2008

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The Whip head out on tour

Debut album due out soon

Mon 18 Feb, 2008

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Fans of rehashed sub-New Order gay disco will be pleased!

Sat 29 Mar, 2008

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Thu 01 Jan, 1970

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Shit band admits own shitness shocka!

Sat 29 Mar, 2008

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Music fans picking Wikipedia over MySpace?

Fans looking for band info reveal their web preferences

Tue 25 Mar, 2008

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That's because MySpace's search, like most of its other functions, is utter gash. Never before has a website been so shit yet used by so many. It's about time they were dethroned and revealed for the junk-peddlers they are.

Tue 25 Mar, 2008

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Shockwaves NME Awards 2008: Pete Doherty named Hero Of The Year

Babyshambles man wins the public vote

Thu 28 Feb, 2008

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This is literally retarded. When are the press and public going to start ignoring this idiot, it's what he deserves. Anyone that voted for him should either be recycled into fuel or cattle feed.

Wed 05 Mar, 2008

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