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Keane at T In The Park: 'Who the fucking hell are Blur?'

Band cover Queen during headline slot

Sun 12 Jul, 2009

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Who the fuck are Keane more like?....i'll tell ya...a big fucking fuck off pile of dog shit..that's what.

Mon 13 Jul, 2009

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Oasis brand Keane 'shit'

Noel Gallagher also reveals life threatening incident

Sat 04 Oct, 2008

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Oasis are spot on....Keane are the worst f**king band ever to grace this planet.

Mon 06 Oct, 2008

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Watch Sex Pistol John Lydon as the face of British butter

See the frontman's commercial efforts on NME.COM now

Fri 03 Oct, 2008

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John's a legend...always will be...what's wrong with him making a bit o money from an advert?? We all have to do things we don't like in order to earn a living..it's called work.

Mon 06 Oct, 2008

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Oasis losing out to Pink in chart battle

The singer is beating the Manchester band... so far

Wed 01 Oct, 2008

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Teenagers and little kids are fans of Pink..they're the ones who buy the singles...Oasis will be no.1 for their album without a doubt.

Thu 02 Oct, 2008

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Oasis' Noel Gallagher: 'Jay-Z wrong for Glasto'

The guitarist says hip-hop is 'wrong' for the British festival

Mon 14 Apr, 2008

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Can't wait to see Jayzee at Glasto, there'll be just him and a coupla fans, cos no-one is interested in that pile of wankshit.

Tue 15 Apr, 2008

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Robbie Williams to host alien radio documentary

The singer will co-present Radio 4 investigation

Fri 11 Apr, 2008

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I wish to god he's get abducted by aliens so we don't have to endure his whining voice/ugly face and crap songs anymore

Sat 12 Apr, 2008

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Have Keane gained an extra member?

New photo fuels speculation that the trio have grown

Wed 05 Mar, 2008

Comments (1)

An extra member? Well they're all a bunch of cocks and one more won't make any difference.

Tue 01 Apr, 2008

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Keane start work on 'tasteless and uncool' new album

The trio are working with Stuart Price in Berlin

Fri 14 Mar, 2008

Comments (3)

When are this so called band gonna die a long and torturous death?

Tue 18 Mar, 2008

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Jay-Z confirmed to headline Glastonbury 2008

Michael Eavis says rapper will top Pyramid Stage

Sat 02 Feb, 2008

Comments (1)

Jay-Z? wtf?? To attract the younger generation? Sounds like a brand of toilet cleaner to me and you need plenty of that at Glasto.

Mon 04 Feb, 2008

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See Amy Winehouse's radical new haircut now

Singer ditches beehive for peroxide bottle...

Wed 09 Jan, 2008

Comments (1)

All this hair cut does is emphasise the sheer size of her head.

Mon 14 Jan, 2008

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Robbie Williams goes on strike

Singer threatening to withhold music from record label

Fri 11 Jan, 2008

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I agree with the above, please do NOT release your next album, not now, not later, not ever and spare us all from your ego maniac behaviour and droning and moanings, Robbie, we don't care.

Mon 14 Jan, 2008

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Britney Spears on mental lockdown

Star is held at LA hospital

Fri 04 Jan, 2008

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Now let me put this nicely...........we do not give a toss about Britney or her ridiculous antics.............please give us some interesting news.........please?

Sun 06 Jan, 2008

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