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Akon 'fan tossing' trial postponed

Rapper will now appear on December 17 in Fishkill, NY

Tue 02 Dec, 2008

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"he allegedly tossed a fan off a stage at a show last year" Thank god there was no typo there and no one substituted "a" for "on".

Wed 03 Dec, 2008

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Nirvana's Kurt Cobain's ashes 'to be smoked in spliff'

Artist claims she will smoke the late frontman

Wed 01 Oct, 2008

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Careful with that spliff love, I've heard its that strong it'll blow yer head off.

Wed 01 Oct, 2008

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Barenaked Ladies frontman arrested on drug charges

Steven Page is accused of cocaine possession

Wed 16 Jul, 2008

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So now we know the secret behind those fast "cram in as many shite lyrics as you can" verses.

Thu 17 Jul, 2008

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Happy Mondays recording new album

Shaun Ryder announces follow-up to 'Uncle Dysfunktional'

Thu 22 May, 2008

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I loved the Mondays years back but lets all be honest here this new album will be nothing but utter dogshit from start to finish. Shaun lost his ability to write quality tunes 10 years ago.

Sat 24 May, 2008

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Nickelback singer sentenced for drunk driving

Chad Kroeger's license is revoked

Fri 02 May, 2008

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"Everyone makes mistakes," they do Chad. Your biggest mistake was to get into the music industry and fill my dainty little ears with the half arsed, lazy, unimaginative fucking dribble that passes for Nickleback's entire output to date.

Fri 02 May, 2008

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Cheeky Girl to marry MP Lembit Opik – Tabloid Hell

Gabriela Irimia will wed the Liberal Democrat

Tue 22 Apr, 2008

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I know, you can imagine how that "chatting" went. "I am a cheeky boy, you are a cheeky girl, I am a cheeky boy, you are a cheeky girl, etc..............."These too looneys getting married makes me feel quite ill, he has that weird mouth thing going on and she looks like Dracula's daughter.

Wed 23 Apr, 2008

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Pete Wentz denies fatherhood rumours – Tabloid Hell

He says pop star fiancée is not pregnant

Mon 14 Apr, 2008

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phew, that's a relief i was worried i would not sleep tonight.

Tue 15 Apr, 2008

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Oasis' Noel Gallagher: 'Jay-Z wrong for Glasto'

The guitarist says hip-hop is 'wrong' for the British festival

Mon 14 Apr, 2008

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Now i'm no Jay-z fan but Noel declaring that he is not right for glasto is bullshit. What is not right for glasto is a great band like Oasis trudging through a fucking half arsed set as they did a few years back in an effort to rekindle the old magic which disappeared after "morning glory"

Tue 15 Apr, 2008

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Mariah Carey reveals 'E=MC2' album title meaning

Singer explains reasoning behind new album name

Sat 12 Apr, 2008

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Egotistical=MariaCarey2

Tue 15 Apr, 2008

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Eminem's mother sued over son's biography

Book is due out in the US this week

Tue 08 Apr, 2008

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What goes around....

Wed 09 Apr, 2008

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Ringo Starr 'beheaded' in Liverpool

Floral Beatles tribute decapitated

Wed 09 Apr, 2008

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That's Ringo's point made then.

Wed 09 Apr, 2008

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Pete Doherty jailed for 14 weeks

Spokesperson tells NME.COM he's 'looking at appeal'

Tue 08 Apr, 2008

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Its the Deirdre Barlow incident all over again!

Wed 09 Apr, 2008

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Thu 01 Jan, 1970

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No nothing is surprising about Amy, however this is clearly bullshit, come on people it's April Fools Day!

Tue 01 Apr, 2008

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Mariah Carey to meet fans in London store

Diva to sign new single at Selfridges

Fri 28 Mar, 2008

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'Spectacular fashion' what will that be then, surfing in on a wave of her own arrogance, ego and self importance?

Mon 31 Mar, 2008

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Will Young to play T In The Park

Singer set to perform in Scotland this July

Sat 29 Mar, 2008

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That's a window to go to the beer tent then, mind you so will everyone else.

Mon 31 Mar, 2008

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Keith Richards doesn't know 'if Mick Jagger shoved it up the shitter'

Plus the guitarist talks about stealing his band-mate's girlfriends

Thu 27 Mar, 2008

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wonder if that's the real meaning behind "Brown Sugar"

Fri 28 Mar, 2008

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Leona Lewis' 'Bleeding Love' tops US singles chart

The 'X Factor' singer is first UK woman for 20 years to make top

Thu 27 Mar, 2008

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Bleeding big deal.

Fri 28 Mar, 2008

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Madonna to play live dates?

Madge may preview 'Hard Candy' album live next month

Thu 27 Mar, 2008

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here, here. mind you she is the main breadwinner now old Guy has lost the ability to make movies that people actually want to see.

Fri 28 Mar, 2008

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Goth killing: 15-year-old found guilty of murder

Mother says victim was killed because of the way she looked

Thu 27 Mar, 2008

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animals, pure and simple. I hope they all get life.

Fri 28 Mar, 2008

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Kurt Cobain 'honoured' with signature trainer

Nirvana man gets his own Converse shoe

Tue 18 Mar, 2008

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This idea is more about boosting the brand image of converse. This has nothing to do whatsoever with music. It goes against everything Nirvana, Joy Division and the Pistols stood for. It's simply corporate, marketed bollocks.

Tue 18 Mar, 2008

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Lily Allen treated for depression – Tabloid Hell

The 'Smile' star has been undergoing treatment in London

Wed 05 Mar, 2008

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been allowed out to film that shit TV show she is doing may not be the best cure for depression. I only watched it once and I was almost suicidal.

Thu 06 Mar, 2008

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Simon Cowell offered £1million to be face of Viagra – Tabloid Hell

'X Factor' judge says he was 'insulted' to be approached by the sex drug firm

Mon 03 Mar, 2008

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If he did do a Viagra campaign it would at last explain those fucking ridiculous high trousers.

Mon 03 Mar, 2008

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Glastonbury announces new late-night entertainment

Shangri-la covers four acres and runs until 6am

Fri 29 Feb, 2008

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Light night entertainment area, sounds good to me. What will that be I wonder, will it consist of 100,000 people trudging through a flooded swamp in an effort to catch up with their floating tents whilst under the influence of six litres of pear cider?

Fri 29 Feb, 2008

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The Horrors tells The Enemy they have 'defied natural selection'

Faris Rotter gets hold of Tom Clarke at Shockwaves NME Awards ceremony

Thu 28 Feb, 2008

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What did the Horrors win again, oh yes that's right, absolutely fuck all. I am not a massive fan of the enemy but maybe Faris could try and evolve into something other than a posh, self indulgent, art school drop out and try writing some decent tunes.

Fri 29 Feb, 2008

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Manic Street Preachers bring Shockwaves NME Awards Big Gig to climax

Bagpipes, flags and star guests come out for the Godlike Geniuses

Thu 28 Feb, 2008

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Well done the Manics about time! If Holy Bible was released today it would still get a 10 in the NME, simply one of the greatest albums of all time.

Fri 29 Feb, 2008

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