Technical difficulties blamed for shambolic performance
Sat 09 May, 2009
It couldn't be that she's a massively overrated sack of shit then? No, course not.
Mon 11 May, 2009
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Website's four founders handed one-year sentences
Fri 17 Apr, 2009
Good. They tried to portray themselves as robin hood figures when in reality they were self-promoting twats backed by a neo nazi.
Fri 17 Apr, 2009
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Legendary singer credits 'Atlas The Dwarf' as early inspiration
Thu 16 Apr, 2009
I'm surprised you sold any records too Bob, seeing as how when you sing it sounds like a bee trapped in a tin can.
Thu 16 Apr, 2009
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The Scot was not impressed by singer's talent - and thought her name was silly
Fri 10 Apr, 2009
Lady TwatTwat more like.
Wed 15 Apr, 2009
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They will tour North America starting in May
Tue 14 Apr, 2009
So they're still alive?
Wed 15 Apr, 2009
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"It's a mix of past and future," Victoria Hesketh tells NME.COM
Thu 09 Apr, 2009
That is absolutely fucking hideous... a strong contender for the top 20 most appalling album covers of all time. Looks like it's been thrown together by a blind kid.
Thu 09 Apr, 2009
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Watch 'We Made You' on NME.COM now
Tue 07 Apr, 2009
Eminiem has long since stopped being relevant in any way. His music has gone right down the shitter as well.
Tue 07 Apr, 2009
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Mathew Horne and James Corden host the evening
Fri 13 Mar, 2009
"Mathew Horne and James Corden host the evening"That's enough to guarantee a cuntfest right there.
Fri 13 Mar, 2009
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Plus band reveal festival plans
Fri 13 Mar, 2009
Klaxons are fucking TERRIBLE. Finally someone at their label has realised this. Fingers crossed they'll get dropped soon and end up washing cars for a living.
Fri 13 Mar, 2009
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He Twitters that Cornell’s record makes him uncomfortable
Thu 12 Mar, 2009
"he twitters"... jesus that's the wankiest thing I've ever heard
Fri 13 Mar, 2009
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The Police star tries his hand at gardening
Thu 12 Mar, 2009
Message in a bottle... of piss
Fri 13 Mar, 2009
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Duo play debut gig in a Nashville office
Thu 12 Mar, 2009
Look at him, he's been dead for years but hasn't realised yet.
Fri 13 Mar, 2009
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Will the King Of Pop be playing a greatest hits set?
Thu 12 Mar, 2009
The king of PAP
Thu 12 Mar, 2009
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The singer is invited to perform at music business class
Thu 12 Mar, 2009
"Get some Strepsils??"
Thu 12 Mar, 2009
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Babyshambles man says he supplied Julian and co with acid
Thu 12 Mar, 2009
Very interesting Pete, but what we really want to know is when exactly you plan to FUCK OFF AND DIE?
Thu 12 Mar, 2009
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King Of Pop to play at the venue in August and September
Wed 11 Mar, 2009
What kind of stupid wanker would pay to see Wacko? I'd pay to see him drowned in a vat of his own piss.
Wed 11 Mar, 2009
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The Mentalists' 'Kids' has had over 180,000 views
Mon 09 Mar, 2009
The day you're described as a "YouTube hit" is the day you need to seriously consider suicide.
Mon 09 Mar, 2009
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Band to play to 3D glasses-wearing fans
Mon 09 Mar, 2009
Will it make their music any less dire?
Mon 09 Mar, 2009
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Drummer says he just wanted to 'try it'
Mon 09 Mar, 2009
Did he think it was as shit as everyone else?
Mon 09 Mar, 2009
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Calvin Harris, Lily Allen, Noel Gallagher your music gossip stop
Fri 06 Mar, 2009
Christ she's fucking repulsive.
Fri 06 Mar, 2009
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The band will release their third LP this June
Thu 05 Mar, 2009
Love it!
Fri 06 Mar, 2009
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Hotel pastry chef arrested over incident
Tue 03 Mar, 2009
Good, frankly.
Tue 03 Mar, 2009
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He reckons Thom Yorke snubbed him at the Grammy Awards
Sat 28 Feb, 2009
What a gold plated CUNT Kanye West is.
Mon 02 Mar, 2009
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Essex ravers' latest shifts 100,000 copies in a week
Sun 01 Mar, 2009
It's bloody AWFUL. Why do they keep pissing on their legacy? Much more of this trash and even your great early albums will be ignored because you'll be such a joke.
Mon 02 Mar, 2009
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Moz is struck by illness
Fri 27 Feb, 2009
He really is massively overrated. Dull dull dull.
Mon 02 Mar, 2009
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Rapper is now getting in trouble behind bars
Fri 27 Feb, 2009
Anything that distracts attention away from your appalling, walrus-voiced attempts at music, eh Earl?
Fri 27 Feb, 2009
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Gary Barlow training spasm ahead of mountain peak attempt
Sat 21 Feb, 2009
Hahahahaha genius!
Mon 23 Feb, 2009
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You can hear the whole of 'No Line On The Horizon' this weekend
Fri 20 Feb, 2009
It's been on bittorrent for three days already. Ha!
Sat 21 Feb, 2009
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Coldplay, Robert Plant and Alison Krauss sell record numbers
Thu 19 Feb, 2009
The record buying public really are a herd of brainless sheep. HERE, BUY DIS YOU CRETINS. OK, HERE, TAKE MY MONEY, I SAW IT ON DE TV. CHRIST ALFUCKINGMIGHTY.
Fri 20 Feb, 2009
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The retailer ceases trading and will disappear from high street
Thu 19 Feb, 2009
Oh no... now where will I get overpriced DVDs and a really shit selection of CDs?
Thu 19 Feb, 2009
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Get the results from last night's ceremony here
Thu 19 Feb, 2009
I would add "fans of good music" to the list of losers
Thu 19 Feb, 2009
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Singer throws up after winning Best International Female
Wed 18 Feb, 2009
Agreed... she's shite
Thu 19 Feb, 2009
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Singer takes home Best Album gong to crown her night
Wed 18 Feb, 2009
Duffer more like. I thought she was Pauline Fowler...
Thu 19 Feb, 2009
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Band say they're looking at new release ideas as they finish contract
Wed 18 Feb, 2009
verymental and bollockinhio, yes you're right. Good bands should just give their music away for a few pence. It's not like it takes ages to make, costs a fortune in studio time, promotion, advertising, and the countless other things you clueless 15 year old freetards know absolutely nothing about. Get back to pirating Shakira albums off BitTorrent you fucking cretins.
Wed 18 Feb, 2009
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Ozzy wants more time to work on his new album
Thu 12 Feb, 2009
More time to work on his new album... hahaha that's priceless. So you'll be spending a full 20 minutes on this one then ozzy?
Fri 13 Feb, 2009
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'It's the last thing I wanna do,' he says
Thu 12 Feb, 2009
It's the last thing we want too, Carl.
Thu 12 Feb, 2009
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Have your say on the shape of music's future now
Thu 12 Feb, 2009
It's good to see that he's keeping busy. God knows nobody's interested in his terrible music.
Thu 12 Feb, 2009
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No explanation given for new title
Thu 12 Feb, 2009
It won't make her any less shit though
Thu 12 Feb, 2009
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Her boyfriend reportedly choked her
Wed 11 Feb, 2009
Usually, anything that stops her singing would have to be applauded. But in this case, a couple of 19 year olds in a Lamborghini, well frankly I find it hard to have any fucking sympathy whatsoever for either of the dreary, overhyped twats.
Thu 12 Feb, 2009
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Band celebrate Vega's 70th by honouring him on vinyl
Wed 11 Feb, 2009
Primal Scream are soooooooooo far past their best
Thu 12 Feb, 2009
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US rockers come to the UK for the first time later this February
Wed 11 Feb, 2009
The Shit Pack
Wed 11 Feb, 2009
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The Marleys have struck a deal to licence the legend's name on merchandise
Wed 11 Feb, 2009
Good to see they're not pissing all over his reputation for a few quid then. Oh. Surely they must have enough money by now?
Wed 11 Feb, 2009
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Brands suspending his endorsement after arrest
Tue 10 Feb, 2009
Good. The sooner companies stop giving pointless twats like this huge sums of cash for gurning into a camera, the better off the world will be.
Wed 11 Feb, 2009
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Band stand up to voice-aiding programmes
Tue 10 Feb, 2009
This band is so dreary that it has to do weak PR stunts like this to get in the news.
Tue 10 Feb, 2009
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Plus the 'Grace/Wastelands' artist reveals her inspiration
Tue 10 Feb, 2009
It looks like his flat - a complete mess of shit, piss and general wank. Still, since this is all that he has ever produced, it's not a huge surprise. And still the cloth-eared apologists will bleat about how "visionary" it is. It's not, it's fucking shit and morons who buy it are the biggest twats of all.
Tue 10 Feb, 2009
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Rose says there is zero chance of a reunion
Fri 06 Feb, 2009
Fingers crossed!
Sat 07 Feb, 2009
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Ian Broudie and co set for new album release in June
Fri 06 Feb, 2009
What we need at the moment is news to make us LESS depressed, not this.
Fri 06 Feb, 2009
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The firm acting for guitarist plan to serve the band a writ at the ceremony
Thu 05 Feb, 2009
Joe Satriani needs to fuck off and get over himself, the sad, washed up old fartknocker.
Thu 05 Feb, 2009
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Pair set to hook up in Los Angeles
Thu 05 Feb, 2009
This looks like the ingredients for the world's most potent cunt soup.
Thu 05 Feb, 2009
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The dance duo give their new EP away for free via a unique sharing system
Thu 05 Feb, 2009
It sounds too complicated for Johnny Filesharer who will wait a couple of days then get the whole thing for free in one go anyway off bittorrent. These schemes are well meaning but you can't compete with totally free, instant access. It's also rather optimistic of Groove Armada to think that anyone will jump through hoops to get access to their particular brand of rather tedious lift music.
Thu 05 Feb, 2009
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Hear the actor's verbal attack – with some pumping tunes
Tue 03 Feb, 2009
Anyone who uses the term "douchebag" is a total wanker. You deserve a Bale-bashing you pricks.
Wed 04 Feb, 2009
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Pete Doherty, Lily Allen in the snow, Madonna – your music gossip stop
Tue 03 Feb, 2009
Let's hope the skanky talentless bitch fucking stays there
Tue 03 Feb, 2009
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Over-eager fan reopens old operation wound
Thu 29 Jan, 2009
Dry your eyes, you irritating mockney twat.
Thu 29 Jan, 2009
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Rapper's manager this time blames logistics
Thu 22 Jan, 2009
lil wanker
Fri 23 Jan, 2009
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The star-studded event also featured readings from actors and politicians
Tue 20 Jan, 2009
will.i.am.a.wanker
Wed 21 Jan, 2009
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The rather revealing image is expected to go for nearly £10,000
Mon 19 Jan, 2009
Words cannot express how stomach churningly horrible said picture is.
Mon 19 Jan, 2009
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Bands avoid each other's sets at America festival
Fri 16 Jan, 2009
The Killers are rubbish but this talentless berk should think seriously about splitting up his own shit attempt at a band and not making any more wanky attempts at music
Sun 18 Jan, 2009
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New look band return with Hull gig
Fri 16 Jan, 2009
Hmm... more like a tribute act without most of the original members. Their last couple of albums were dreadful, and Heaton's solo stuff has been pretty weak. They must be rich enough by now?
Fri 16 Jan, 2009
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Adams says now is the time to 'step back' from music
Wed 14 Jan, 2009
It's not big or clever to pose as Bryan Adams. You're fooling nobody.
Thu 15 Jan, 2009
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Hear and see 'Fire Fire' now
Tue 13 Jan, 2009
He really is spectacularly shit.
Wed 14 Jan, 2009
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There will be no second BBC3 series
Wed 14 Jan, 2009
She is truly shite and talentless
Wed 14 Jan, 2009
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Razorlight, Amy Winehouse, Blink-182 – your music gossip stop
Wed 14 Jan, 2009
Fat, crap 60s ripoff artist with no talent or imagination. Duffer more like.
Wed 14 Jan, 2009
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Longwave will open the March 25 gig at Terminal 5
Wed 14 Jan, 2009
Can the massively overrated, boring as fuck wankers stay over there and never come back?
Wed 14 Jan, 2009
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Moz says he doesn't plan to go on much longer
Wed 14 Jan, 2009
thank fuck... no more three note singing, daffodil waving pretentious bollocks
Wed 14 Jan, 2009
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It's due out next month
Fri 09 Jan, 2009
Naming your band after a Family Guy pop culture reference makes you a wanker
Mon 12 Jan, 2009
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Singer says she's clean of illegal substances
Sun 11 Jan, 2009
She is fucking shite, mumbling and honking her way through a load of worthless Motown ripoffs and more famous for her smack antics than her "music". All you apologists have been suckered by her PR machine into thinking that she's good. She's not, she's fucking crap. If she died at least we'd only have to endure a few weeks of you morons blubbing about it and then we'd never have to hear her shit voice, see her shit face or listen to your pathetic pubescent whinging ever again.
Mon 12 Jan, 2009
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Auteurs man will read, play songs and answer fans' questions
Wed 07 Jan, 2009
Now there's a face for radio if ever I saw one
Thu 08 Jan, 2009
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Listen to 'Crack A Bottle' now
Wed 07 Jan, 2009
That's fucking SHITE... he should have stayed retired...
Wed 07 Jan, 2009
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Podcasts featuring the Fab Four are online now
Tue 06 Jan, 2009
Great news, because it's not like you've been able to download everything the Beatles have ever done for free off BitTorrent for ages anyway. Oh.
Tue 06 Jan, 2009
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See the artwork for 'It's Not Me, It's You' now
Thu 18 Dec, 2008
She's spent at least three minutes thinking up those shit, lazy song titles.
Thu 18 Dec, 2008
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Singer gets a fine and community service
Wed 17 Dec, 2008
He's getting violated unexpectedly from behind in that picture. Excellent.
Thu 18 Dec, 2008
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Babyshambles and The Holloways's favourite Nambucca damaged
Wed 17 Dec, 2008
Anything that stops shit indie bands playing gigs has to be applauded
Wed 17 Dec, 2008
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'X Factor' man comes out top in poll
Mon 15 Dec, 2008
Vile, plastic sweaty shithead
Tue 16 Dec, 2008
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'Battle' is set to be a double album, Wolf says
Wed 10 Dec, 2008
He should use some of the money to buy a decent meal and clothes that haven't some from a charity shop.
Wed 10 Dec, 2008
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Bassist admits to being as surprised as anyone by reformation
Wed 10 Dec, 2008
It's rather a shame he's pissed all over any respect he used to have by wittering utter shit on that "Unsigned" program where shit bands play their shit music for clueless "judges".
Wed 10 Dec, 2008
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Kele Okereke says he surprised even himself with 'Intimacy'
Tue 09 Dec, 2008
Speak for yourselves you dreary, tuneless fucks.
Tue 09 Dec, 2008
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Guitarist breaks silence after announcing lawsuit against Chris Martin and co
Mon 08 Dec, 2008
Joe Satriani just wants some free money, the cheesy fucking freeloader.
Tue 09 Dec, 2008
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Carl Barat and co will wrap things up before Christmas
Mon 08 Dec, 2008
They're fucking off? Thank fuck!
Mon 08 Dec, 2008
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The singer will hit the road next May
Mon 08 Dec, 2008
A chance to hear the miserable old fart singing the same three fucking notes he's been singing for the last 20 years... who could resist?
Mon 08 Dec, 2008
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The album features guests appearances from Q-Tip and Busta Rhymes
Thu 04 Dec, 2008
It pains me to say it but judging by how shit every other once-great hip hop artists' new albums have been over the last couple of years, this is likely to be bloody awful.
Thu 04 Dec, 2008
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The singer's version of 'Run' has been downloaded around 70,000 times
Thu 04 Dec, 2008
"The singer's version of 'Run' has been downloaded around 70,000 times" - and thrown away 69,950 times
Thu 04 Dec, 2008
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The Factory Records mogul has been given the freedom of the city posthumously
Thu 04 Dec, 2008
With the greatest of respect that's not going to do him much fucking good is it.
Thu 04 Dec, 2008
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The album will feature reworkings of older tracks plus newies
Wed 03 Dec, 2008
Psyence Fiction was great but everything they've done since has been instantly forgettable, slightly po-faced dance/rock tedium.
Wed 03 Dec, 2008
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Star's spouse reported to have broken out of rehab
Wed 03 Dec, 2008
What an utter cunt
Wed 03 Dec, 2008
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Check out the cover art for 'Years Of Refusal' on NME.COM
Wed 03 Dec, 2008
That's fucking weird
Wed 03 Dec, 2008
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Rapper will now appear on December 17 in Fishkill, NY
Tue 02 Dec, 2008
Akunt
Wed 03 Dec, 2008
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Singer Matt Bowman is struck down with chest infection
Tue 02 Dec, 2008
Finally some good news!
Tue 02 Dec, 2008
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Duo are planning to use a brass section on their new record
Tue 02 Dec, 2008
They really do suck colossal balls
Tue 02 Dec, 2008
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Oasis, Alex Turner, Lily Allen – your music gossip stop
Tue 02 Dec, 2008
It couldn't be because the GnR album is embarrassingly weak shite? Naah, that couldn't possibly be the case.
Tue 02 Dec, 2008
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Argument breaks out after MySpace gives band no choice in the matter
Mon 01 Dec, 2008
MySpace are way more arrogant than their shit website gives them a right to be
Mon 01 Dec, 2008
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Collapse of delivery firm forces retailers to use alternatives
Mon 01 Dec, 2008
The fact that these shitty albums weren't going to make it to the shops was the only good thing that came out of Woolies' collapse.
Mon 01 Dec, 2008
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Footballers not allowed to travel to USA for hip-hop bash
Mon 01 Dec, 2008
That's a lucky escape for those footballers then. Imagine being subjected to the fucking shite that these wankers pass off as music. Akon? Akunt more like.
Mon 01 Dec, 2008
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Venue to shut its doors for last time in January
Fri 28 Nov, 2008
"The venue, which has hosted acts such as Klaxons, J Mascis and Courtney Love"?Sounds like a proper cuntfest.
Mon 01 Dec, 2008
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Live8 man will flick switch then jet to Qatar
Thu 27 Nov, 2008
He really is the most talentless, tedious prick. Just remind us again what you're supposed to be famous for Bob, apart from being a great self-publicist?
Thu 27 Nov, 2008
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Alan Gutman accuses drinks company of 'unmitigated disaster'
Thu 27 Nov, 2008
Anything that distracts attention away from your fucking terrible album eh lads?
Thu 27 Nov, 2008
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He'll perform this Monday at the China Club
Wed 26 Nov, 2008
I'd pay good money NOT to have to listen to this unbearable, goblin-faced twat and his utterly shit attempts at music.
Thu 27 Nov, 2008
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State newspaper condemns Axl Rose's gang
Tue 25 Nov, 2008
It IS venomous! Have you heard it? Fucking torture...
Wed 26 Nov, 2008
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Advance copies are released a day early
Mon 24 Nov, 2008
All this bullshit for a fuckin terrible album that's been on bittorrent for weeks... Yawn. Surely there must be better things to spend their money on?
Mon 24 Nov, 2008
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The drummer is seeking damages from two companies
Sat 22 Nov, 2008
Can we sue him for the dismal music he inflicts on the world?
Sun 23 Nov, 2008
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'How Did It Come To This' will be on the band's new album
Thu 20 Nov, 2008
Take That Big Bag of Heroin
Fri 21 Nov, 2008
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US band play sold-out show in UK capital
Thu 20 Nov, 2008
Does this count as news now? Members of one shit band watch another shit band? Jesus Christ...
Thu 20 Nov, 2008
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Axl Rose and co preview album online
Thu 20 Nov, 2008
17 years to make, 2 minutes to download off bittorrent, five minutes of laughing then one second to bin it. What a joke this album is...
Thu 20 Nov, 2008
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The song is played in a branch of the shop in Preston
Wed 19 Nov, 2008
This is the most interesting thing that will EVER happen in a branch of ASDA. They should be grateful.
Wed 19 Nov, 2008
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Backing band say they could return without disgraced frontman
Mon 17 Nov, 2008
They must be pretty fucking desperate to want to be associated in any way with this vile cunt.
Mon 17 Nov, 2008
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Rapper says he only won because he turned up
Thu 13 Nov, 2008
This vapid cunt has fame and money and he still whinges like a bitch all the fucking time. What a nobhead.
Thu 13 Nov, 2008
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Singer is angry his new album hasn't been given a chance
Thu 13 Nov, 2008
I wonder if he's considered not being such an arrogant, talentless, tramp-looking donkey fucker as a possible solution to this alleged problem?
Thu 13 Nov, 2008
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Dirty Diegos debut is out this month
Wed 12 Nov, 2008
Jesus wept, this is the shittest thing in the history of an already pretty damn shitty universe. They should stick to acting like twats on TV, these wankers.
Wed 12 Nov, 2008
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Kevin Cogill changes his plea to strike a deal
Tue 11 Nov, 2008
They should take themselves to court for making such a laughably pathetic, piss poor record.
Wed 12 Nov, 2008
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TV judge says he does not regret his controversial decision
Tue 11 Nov, 2008
Soundedd is demonstrating his usual illiterate wank stylings... learn to spell. Get a basic education you fuck bucket. And Louis Walsh is a pointless, goblin faced cunt as well.
Wed 12 Nov, 2008
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'The Crying Light' set to hit shops early in 2009
Tue 11 Nov, 2008
He is a berk now. Shit, wailing wanker. Needs to fuck off and shut up ASAP.
Wed 12 Nov, 2008
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A source suggests the album won't be out this year
Tue 11 Nov, 2008
More like Prolapse
Wed 12 Nov, 2008
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Music from Kings Of Leon, Pink and Nickelback available now
Tue 11 Nov, 2008
I'd pay money NOT to have to listen to acts including Kings Of Leon, Pink, Nickelback and Estelle. What a bunch of old shite.
Tue 11 Nov, 2008
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The singer/actress has been filmed for the past few years
Tue 11 Nov, 2008
Will it offer any insights into why we should give a shit? Cos she's the most overrated human in existence.
Tue 11 Nov, 2008
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Winners will get to hear new album early
Tue 11 Nov, 2008
Shit band, shitter album!
Tue 11 Nov, 2008
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Purple One was sued for unreturned equipment and non-pay
Fri 07 Nov, 2008
Good, it's about time this ludicrous midget was given something else to do than aggressively pursuing people on YouTube for extremely tenuous "copyright violations". Talentless little berk with small man syndrome.
Sat 08 Nov, 2008
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The track is available to download now
Thu 06 Nov, 2008
Soundedd, you bore me massively you fucking berk.
Fri 07 Nov, 2008
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Watch the rapper's Newsnight interview online now
Thu 06 Nov, 2008
YES YES BLUD... YOU FEEL ME INNIT... I IZ GONNA BE DE PREZIDENT OF DE UNITED STATES OF BRITAIN... ONE LOVE RESPECTJesus christ, what a tool.
Thu 06 Nov, 2008
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The gigs start next month in Los Angeles
Wed 05 Nov, 2008
What are the chances the dull fuckers will stay over there and stop polluting our airwaves with their tepid drivel?
Thu 06 Nov, 2008
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Find out who made the cut and have your say on this year's run-down
Tue 04 Nov, 2008
Mostly a cavalcade of cunts, as usual.
Tue 04 Nov, 2008
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Singer has been working on the follow-up to 'Back To Black'
Tue 04 Nov, 2008
Will it be called "Back to Crack?" Christ, she's shit and tedious.
Tue 04 Nov, 2008
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Internet death rumours strike across the Atlantic
Mon 03 Nov, 2008
Shit, and I'd already opened the champagne!
Mon 03 Nov, 2008
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The song is available to hear online now
Mon 03 Nov, 2008
That's fucking AWFUL... more evidence that Massive are a washed out, money hungry joke. Compare it to I Against I - that was great. This is shite.
Mon 03 Nov, 2008
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Lily Allen, Take That, Oasis – your music gossip stop
Mon 03 Nov, 2008
I think it's great that she's with him for his looks and personality and not his fabulous wealth and fame. No, really.
Mon 03 Nov, 2008
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Band say 'Talons' may be their last physical single release
Tue 28 Oct, 2008
If we can just get these pointless twats to stop releasing anything at all, the world will be a measurably better place.
Tue 28 Oct, 2008
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The R&B star receives honorary degree
Mon 27 Oct, 2008
Is it a doctorate in proctology? Because he knows a lot about creating shit.
Mon 27 Oct, 2008
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Bus explodes on M62
Sat 25 Oct, 2008
This is the most interesting thing Feeder have ever done. Yawn.
Mon 27 Oct, 2008
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Singer suffered a suspected chest infection yesterday (October 26)
Mon 27 Oct, 2008
Let's hope she dies then we can stop having her pointless life rubbed all over the news all the time.
Mon 27 Oct, 2008
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Rapper will appear in '13'
Thu 23 Oct, 2008
Mumbling and staggering about like you're severely constipated does not constitute acting.
Fri 24 Oct, 2008
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The band's new album is available to hear in full before its official release
Thu 23 Oct, 2008
Poo patrol
Fri 24 Oct, 2008
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Sources close to band members say there's no chance of reunion
Fri 24 Oct, 2008
Thank fuck!
Fri 24 Oct, 2008
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Reports say band are close to reunion deal
Fri 24 Oct, 2008
Please God no...
Fri 24 Oct, 2008
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Former Smiths singer set to pen his memoirs
Wed 22 Oct, 2008
Its working title is "How to make a career out of singing three notes and poncing about a bit".
Wed 22 Oct, 2008
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Band say Paddy Boom 'will always be our sister'
Tue 21 Oct, 2008
Now we just need the rest of them to stop and the world will be a better place.
Tue 21 Oct, 2008
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Second capital show added before tickets are on sale
Tue 21 Oct, 2008
He's been genetically spliced with a goat
Tue 21 Oct, 2008
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The classic rockers need 'whipping into shape'
Tue 21 Oct, 2008
But they're not getting a "self awareness" coach to make them realise how ridiculous they look?
Tue 21 Oct, 2008
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Thu 01 Jan, 1970
"Pot, meet kettle". These wank bands are BOTH utter shite.
Thu 16 Oct, 2008
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The band have used another Eugene Delacroix painting for the cover
Wed 15 Oct, 2008
Echo and the Bunnymen suck hefty balls
Thu 16 Oct, 2008
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Diva will play dates in January
Thu 16 Oct, 2008
She really is staggeringly overrated. Being deliberately scary and looking like a bloke does not make you worth listening to. It makes you a tedious fraud.
Thu 16 Oct, 2008
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Uncut wants your queries for the rock legend
Wed 15 Oct, 2008
Isn't it obvious? It's because soundedd is a total and utter cunt bucket.
Thu 16 Oct, 2008
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Bjorn Ulvaeus gets millions
Tue 14 Oct, 2008
How long did it take you to think up that comedy gem, you fucking dunce?
Wed 15 Oct, 2008
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Station celebrates FM broadcast with special show
Fri 17 Oct, 2008
Is It A Lazy, Stupid, Irritating Name, Yeah?
Tue 14 Oct, 2008
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Babyshambles man has responded to claims
Tue 14 Oct, 2008
Yeah, he's a spotty, talentless ratfaced prick
Tue 14 Oct, 2008
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Band reveal album title and release date
Tue 14 Oct, 2008
OH GOD NO PLEASE NO
Tue 14 Oct, 2008
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It features massive photo book and original film strip
Mon 13 Oct, 2008
Their sweeping post-rock soundscapes are the perfect accompaniment to the spectre of their country's economy going down the shitter.
Tue 14 Oct, 2008
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Musician Samuel Bartley Steele claims the singer ripped off his lyrics
Mon 13 Oct, 2008
Hahahaha that's fucking CLASSIC!! 200 billion... go on you mentalist!!
Mon 13 Oct, 2008
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Track appears in Italian flick 'Gomorrah'
Mon 13 Oct, 2008
Don't you mean "3D gets other people to play all the music for a fairly paltry fee then takes the credit"? He's well known for it. Choosing bits of other people's ideas is a pretty poor basis for calling yourself a musician. Frankly I'm amazed they still have the respect they do - haven't put out a decent record since Blue Lines. A soulless parody of themselves these days.
Mon 13 Oct, 2008
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The guitarist was taken into custody for suspected drug offences
Mon 13 Oct, 2008
He should also be charged with making utterly shit music
Mon 13 Oct, 2008
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Gidget Gein was 39
Sat 11 Oct, 2008
I wonder if now, given his untimely death, he would regret the fact that he spent most of his life using the pseudonym of a serial killer?
Sun 12 Oct, 2008
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Band reveal release date of long-awaited new album
Fri 10 Oct, 2008
Anyone who heard the leaks will be very uninterested in this news... the music is fucking terrible.
Fri 10 Oct, 2008
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Label is reportedly planning to take on iTunes and Amazon.com
Thu 09 Oct, 2008
How many times have we heard this claim? "ITunes killer, iPod killer, iphone killer" etc etc... they NEVER are. They're ALWAYS shite! When will people learn? Apple just does it better.
Thu 09 Oct, 2008
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What are described as 'critical portions' of the site go down
Thu 09 Oct, 2008
"MySpace is horribly unstable and basically a huge pile of shit" is not exactly news... we all know it.
Thu 09 Oct, 2008
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Liam speaks out about Toronto attack on day one of UK tour
Wed 08 Oct, 2008
What a prize cunt
Thu 09 Oct, 2008
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Macca isn't happy that they're using the band's pictures to 'flog burgers'
Wed 08 Oct, 2008
That's pretty fucking rich from the man that signed up with Starbucks.
Wed 08 Oct, 2008
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Band make new effort available to hear ahead of official release
Mon 06 Oct, 2008
Wow, what a revolutionary tactic. Anyone daft enough to want to hear their awful "new direction" can get the album off bittorrent in about 5 minutes for free anyway.
Mon 06 Oct, 2008
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Band claim new effort was a 'pleasure' to put together
Fri 03 Oct, 2008
Yes it is easy making albums when they're as utterly shit as Razorshite's.
Fri 03 Oct, 2008
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See the frontman's commercial efforts on NME.COM now
Fri 03 Oct, 2008
What an utter ballbag... he never had any talent, he's just a stupid, sneering wanker who worships money, as this dismal sellout campaign confirms.
Fri 03 Oct, 2008
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Neighbours object to sex offender's presence
Thu 02 Oct, 2008
"Fallen idol"?? Hardly. He was ALWAYS shit, never an idol.How the hell has he got so much money left? He should be forced to give it to the families of the children he abused.
Thu 02 Oct, 2008
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Carl Barat and co call it a day
Wed 01 Oct, 2008
finally some good news!
Wed 01 Oct, 2008
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Rappers join the party at the Battersea Power Station
Wed 01 Oct, 2008
Cypress hill and the Cuban Brothers are great but as for the rest of the lineup... what a shower of utter shit.
Wed 01 Oct, 2008
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Guitarist Tad Kubler has been taken ill
Mon 29 Sep, 2008
Cancelled? So there is some good news then!
Tue 30 Sep, 2008
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Long-awaited album could be out before 2009
Sat 27 Sep, 2008
I've heard the leaked tracks, it's fucking wank. It's a bad joke. He needs to fuck off and morons need to stop indulging his twatty ego.
Mon 29 Sep, 2008
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Johnny Borrell and co hit the road this November
Fri 26 Sep, 2008
The only news I want to hear about Razorshite is that they are all dead
Fri 26 Sep, 2008
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Service is live in the US and coming to the UK soon
Thu 25 Sep, 2008
WHat the fuck has that got to do with this story you fucking stroker?
Thu 25 Sep, 2008
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Service will enable users to download songs directly to their phone
Thu 25 Sep, 2008
It'll be absolute shite just like every other failed iPhone ripoff!
Thu 25 Sep, 2008
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Angus Young reveals why his band boycott the store
Thu 25 Sep, 2008
Yes, it's just a coincidence that nobody would want to buy your utterly ridiculous, shit music anyway.
Thu 25 Sep, 2008
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New Sony Ericsson service could be available soon
Mon 22 Sep, 2008
It'll be shite just like every other iPhone knockoff
Mon 22 Sep, 2008
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The bands will cover one of each other's songs
Wed 17 Sep, 2008
Holy Lazy Shock Value By Putting A Swear Word In Your Band Name!
Thu 18 Sep, 2008
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Singer also reveals she'll unveil extra material soon
Tue 16 Sep, 2008
The most interesting thing she ever did was flashing her rubbish tits
Wed 17 Sep, 2008
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Rapper bows to pressure after 'Love Lockdown' leaks
Tue 16 Sep, 2008
What a cock. I wish he'd listen to public opinion more often and stop making his shit music and whinging public statements,
Wed 17 Sep, 2008
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Veteran rockers score top spot on both sides of the pond
Wed 17 Sep, 2008
Did you know they were originally called Metal Licker?
Wed 17 Sep, 2008
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Acts join the likes of Last Shadow Puppets and The Streets
Tue 16 Sep, 2008
A true representation of how utterly shite British music is nowadays
Wed 17 Sep, 2008
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Goth veterans also reveal new album tracklisting
Tue 16 Sep, 2008
Don't worry we won't - and we won't buy it from shops either cos it's shite!
Tue 16 Sep, 2008
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Oasis leader to follow up his work on 'The Royle Family'?
Tue 16 Sep, 2008
This promises to be a cuntfest of epic proportions
Tue 16 Sep, 2008
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The Rev has said he's changed his mind about giving up
Tue 16 Sep, 2008
Oh God, him quitting was the one bit of good news I heard this year. What a hypocritical, publicity-seeking wanker. Do us all a favour and actually do quit you parrot-headed, talentless prick.
Tue 16 Sep, 2008
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The former Genesis singer receives the award in London
Wed 10 Sep, 2008
lose the hat and admit your baldness like Gabriel!
Thu 11 Sep, 2008
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Plus guitarist praises Mercury Prize winners Elbow
Wed 10 Sep, 2008
You really don't get it do you kokboy?
Wed 10 Sep, 2008
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Andy Kershaw has allegedly broken his restraining order
Wed 10 Sep, 2008
He's a fucking lunatic! Too many years of listening to world music evidently turns people into alcoholic nutters.
Wed 10 Sep, 2008
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Nano gets smaller and cheaper
Tue 09 Sep, 2008
Well I'm sure Apple are just shitting themselves about your disappointment
Wed 10 Sep, 2008
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'Talons' doesn't feature on recent download album 'Intimacy'
Tue 09 Sep, 2008
This band really gargles my balls.. they're bloody AWFUL.
Wed 10 Sep, 2008
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Singer will spin tunes in Camden on Thursday (Sept 11)
Tue 09 Sep, 2008
If we go, can we throw flaming bags of shit at her? That might go some small way towards redressing the balance for all the shit she brings into the world.
Tue 09 Sep, 2008
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Find out who wins on NME.COM tonight
Tue 09 Sep, 2008
Ed, I have video evidence of you blowing goats.
Tue 09 Sep, 2008
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Classic shot included in 'best magazine cover' shortlist
Tue 09 Sep, 2008
Thanks for that, I've just chucked up my breakfast at the sight of that fat whale
Tue 09 Sep, 2008
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However, band's new album is being released via game
Mon 08 Sep, 2008
They're pretty fucking awful on real guitars too
Mon 08 Sep, 2008
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Grace Jones, Hot Chip and The Specials also play the rain-lashed bash
Mon 08 Sep, 2008
Why can't the vapid, talentless crackhead just FUCK OFF and die quietly in a skip somewhere.
Mon 08 Sep, 2008
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Who's who on the 2008 shortlist?
Tue 09 Sep, 2008
Another predictably shit lineup for an award that now means less than nothing to anyone with taste
Mon 08 Sep, 2008
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Singer will hit the road with Robin Thicke this autumn
Fri 05 Sep, 2008
Is Robin Thicke then?
Mon 08 Sep, 2008
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Reality TV star set to make his silver screen debut
Fri 05 Sep, 2008
What a pointless, talentless prick. Why can't he just fuck off back to the obscurity he so clearly deserves?
Mon 08 Sep, 2008
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British comedian shakes things up
Mon 08 Sep, 2008
How is this vapid dot-cotton soundalike and lookalike famous? He's not funny, he's ugly as fuck, he's intensely irritating. Ticks all the buttons for fame in 21st century britain then.
Mon 08 Sep, 2008
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Johnny Borrell and the boys ready 'Slipway Fires'
Mon 08 Sep, 2008
OH GOD NO PLEASE MAKE THEM STOP
Mon 08 Sep, 2008
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Guitarist attacked during V Festival gig
Mon 08 Sep, 2008
Good!
Mon 08 Sep, 2008
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The DJ served 10 months in jail for drug possession
Fri 05 Sep, 2008
I bet his groove has been well and truly ridden now...
Fri 05 Sep, 2008
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Celebrity blogger will interview stars and report on gossip
Fri 05 Sep, 2008
Why oh why give this sleazy turd more publicity? What an utter sack of shit he is.
Fri 05 Sep, 2008
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Singer swore last year he'd never return
Thu 04 Sep, 2008
What a fucking hypocrite
Fri 05 Sep, 2008
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Mike Skinner says he doesn't think the song is any good
Thu 04 Sep, 2008
If only he applied the same rigorous standards to his own shit material
Thu 04 Sep, 2008
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Plus there's an EP on the way
Wed 03 Sep, 2008
Shit band, shit knock off boring soundalike crap.
Wed 03 Sep, 2008
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Find out the guitarist's definitive list
Wed 03 Sep, 2008
What a surprise. You could also title this "bands Noel has ripped off wholesale and bare-faced for years"
Wed 03 Sep, 2008
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French festival promoter fury at missed show
Sun 31 Aug, 2008
If everybody stops reporting it as headline news every time she farts, will she shut up and go away? How very fucking tedious she is.
Mon 01 Sep, 2008
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Presenter says station are 'over-reacting'
Fri 29 Aug, 2008
This bloke is a proper tool. Fuck off and shut up Alex you scruffy twat
Fri 29 Aug, 2008
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Acts are serious about working together
Thu 28 Aug, 2008
OH PLEASE GOD NO
Fri 29 Aug, 2008
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Skinner confirms he'll ditch his moniker after next album
Fri 29 Aug, 2008
He's fucking sick of the streets? He fucking knows how the rest of us have felt for years then. Mockney twat.
Fri 29 Aug, 2008
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It's an 'emotional' track for F1 ace
Thu 28 Aug, 2008
I think it's great that they're famous because of their musical talent and not the fact that they all look like particularly expensive hookers.
Thu 28 Aug, 2008
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It'll be his first live gig in over four years
Thu 28 Aug, 2008
Does it stand for Andrew WanKer? Cos he looks like one.
Thu 28 Aug, 2008
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FBI take Kevin Cogill into custody
Thu 28 Aug, 2008
I heard those tracks... they're bloody awful. Utter cheese. They would have sounded dated even if they had been released 15 years ago. What a load of old shite.
Thu 28 Aug, 2008
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James Ford talks about Shadow Puppets too
Wed 27 Aug, 2008
Couldn't they just settle for making one that's not as utterly shit as their previous output?
Thu 28 Aug, 2008
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'My Apocalypse' is available to listen to now
Wed 27 Aug, 2008
Are they going to sue everyone who listens to it?
Thu 28 Aug, 2008
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The record came free with the Mail On Sunday newspaper
Wed 23 Jul, 2008
Shit paper and shit band team up to bring you the worst shit imaginable!
Wed 27 Aug, 2008
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Plus St Albans and line-up new single
Fri 08 Aug, 2008
Enter Shitkari
Wed 27 Aug, 2008
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Radio DJ aired self-penned song about rape on his show
Wed 27 Aug, 2008
Anything that gets this pointless, vapid, talentless student-looking asshat off our screens and airwaves must be applauded.
Wed 27 Aug, 2008
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Pete Wentz reveals personal connection to Joe Biden
Tue 26 Aug, 2008
How the hell does this qualify as news?
Wed 27 Aug, 2008
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'Intimacy' is available as a download now
Thu 21 Aug, 2008
A fiver says it's as God-awful as the rest of their rubbish material
Thu 21 Aug, 2008
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Moonfest organiser claims police told him they despise the Babyshambles man
Wed 20 Aug, 2008
He's a talentless ballbag
Wed 20 Aug, 2008
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16-year-old Blake Peebles wants a career out of it
Tue 19 Aug, 2008
What a wanker
Wed 20 Aug, 2008
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Police say band could incite public disorder
Tue 19 Aug, 2008
They should be banned for being utterly shit and the embodiment of everything that is wrong with the British music scene.
Tue 19 Aug, 2008
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McClure says his next album will be his last
Tue 19 Aug, 2008
Him and his band suck very, very hard and the sooner they shut up and piss off, the better
Tue 19 Aug, 2008
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Band say bootlegging stops them playing new material
Fri 15 Aug, 2008
Anything that stops these talentless dullards releasing new material is absolutely fine in my book. I wonder how much we'd have to pirate to get them to stop altogether and split up?
Fri 15 Aug, 2008
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Band will speak directly with fans this Monday (August 18)
Thu 14 Aug, 2008
Can we ask them what's really on our minds, like why are they so shit and why don't they do the decent thing and stop attempting to make music?
Fri 15 Aug, 2008
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Guide to Pete Doherty's band dishes the dirt on Kate Moss, says drummer
Thu 14 Aug, 2008
Will it be called "How to be famous despite being an utterly talentless junkie in a totally shit band"?
Thu 14 Aug, 2008
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Listen to all ten songs on 'Forth' now
Thu 14 Aug, 2008
Verve-by-numbers. Big tax bill to pay lads?
Thu 14 Aug, 2008
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Band register website for 'No Line On The Horizon'
Thu 14 Aug, 2008
Bollocks, you're a moron. They may be well past their prime but they've written some brilliant music. The infinite number of shit guitar bands clogging up the pages of the music press with their abysmal skinny-jeans-and-shouting three chord guitar wank are the tossers who deserve abuse.
Thu 14 Aug, 2008
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Plus the band have signed to Ronson's label
Tue 12 Aug, 2008
can somebody keep Mark Ronson away from music please?
Tue 12 Aug, 2008
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Band invited activist Brian Haw onstage with them
Tue 12 Aug, 2008
Finally, a band articulately saying something important. I am a pretty harsh critic of the NME but kudos to them for reporting this. Their music is pretty good too.
Tue 12 Aug, 2008
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There's also details of a new EP
Mon 11 Aug, 2008
He is a berk now
Tue 12 Aug, 2008
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The Purple One gets toothache from NHS dentist
Tue 12 Aug, 2008
He really is the most miserable bastard...
Tue 12 Aug, 2008
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Plus former Smiths mainman reacts to new 'Best Of' plans
Mon 11 Aug, 2008
No more live dates? Every cloud has a silver lining then... We will be spared his poncy, three-note-singing rubbish for a few months. Truly the world's most overrated, flouncing idiot.
Mon 11 Aug, 2008
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Sex Pistol hits out at the singer's 'idiotic' jazz style
Fri 01 Aug, 2008
Amy Wino is crap but talentless, sneering waste of space Lydon can't criticise anyone for anything. Pot, meet kettle.
Fri 01 Aug, 2008
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Nearly $400 has been pledged so far
Fri 01 Aug, 2008
Hahahahahha!
Fri 01 Aug, 2008
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Smashing Pumpkins frontman seeks $100,000 in damages
Thu 31 Jul, 2008
He looks exactly like a pumpkin
Fri 01 Aug, 2008
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Bands will team up with visual artists at the bash in Manchester
Thu 31 Jul, 2008
Does anyone know what Daddy G actually does to justify getting paid? The odd bit of dreary rapping and picking up huge pay cheques...
Thu 31 Jul, 2008
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The 'Banksy of dubstep' overtakes Radiohead in betting
Thu 31 Jul, 2008
If he wins, at least it will kill the lazy musical abortion that is dubstep
Thu 31 Jul, 2008
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Clip of 'The Shock Of The Lightning' is available to hear now
Wed 30 Jul, 2008
Have they not got enough money yet? Do we really have to be subjected to more awful rubbish which, in 12 months, Noel will admit was crap anyway?
Thu 31 Jul, 2008
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She also discusses new Black Eyed Peas album
Wed 30 Jul, 2008
It won't be acting, she's filthy. Just look at her.
Thu 31 Jul, 2008
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Does It Offend You, Yeah? create mosh pit with opening set
Wed 30 Jul, 2008
If you're at a Bloc Party gig your life is already devoid of meaning. Getting married isn't going to help. Bloc Party are the worst band in the history of the universe.
Thu 31 Jul, 2008
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And there’s a few more added in September
Wed 30 Jul, 2008
Sparro? Who is this faceless berk? Yet another crap singer. God help us.
Thu 31 Jul, 2008
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'The Escapist' is available to get for nothing now
Wed 30 Jul, 2008
I thought he said he was quitting music... hurry up then you talentless mockney turd.
Thu 31 Jul, 2008
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Director says: 'It's either genius marketing or a happy - or unhappy - accident'
Wed 30 Jul, 2008
Just when you thought Guy Richie's career couldn't sink any further down the bog, he bases a career on professional waste of space Doherty.
Wed 30 Jul, 2008
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Janis Winehouse reveals she does have the 'odd sneaky cigarette'
Wed 30 Jul, 2008
Does this woman also believe the moon is made of green cheese? Berk.
Wed 30 Jul, 2008
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'Arcady' is online now
Tue 29 Jul, 2008
Shit band release shit music shocka
Wed 30 Jul, 2008
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Singer says online sharing puts 'music in people's lives'
Tue 29 Jul, 2008
Her "music" is so god-awful I expect she's glad that anybody listens to it, even if they pirate it.
Tue 29 Jul, 2008
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Trio stick to 'no more LPs' pledge
Mon 28 Jul, 2008
It's good job nobody gives a crap about Ash any more so nobody will notice.
Mon 28 Jul, 2008
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Get new track 'Crawl' as a free download now
Mon 28 Jul, 2008
Kings of Yawn more like... dull, tedious rubbish.
Mon 28 Jul, 2008
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New Yorker heading to the UK as a 'motivational public speaker'
Mon 28 Jul, 2008
Does it stand for Andrew WanKer?
Mon 28 Jul, 2008
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Former Beach Boy wants to keep fans 'cool'
Fri 18 Jul, 2008
Everyone has bad days, and this is a really really classy gesture on Brian's part. I've Been lucky enough to see him live 3 times, and he's been amazing every time.
Sun 20 Jul, 2008
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Model will join Five O'Clock heroes onstage
Wed 16 Jul, 2008
are you missing something from this story? like, I don't know.. THE NAME OF THE BAND IT'S ABOUT???
Wed 16 Jul, 2008
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Camberley band call it a day
Fri 06 Jun, 2008
who?
Fri 06 Jun, 2008
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Singer says his band are ready to replace legends
Sat 31 May, 2008
wow.. not content with trying to sound like blur musically, he even goes as far as trying to emulate the blur/oasis rivalry.. Another stunningly original effort from the kaiser chiefs. Well done.
Sun 01 Jun, 2008
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Band hit out at a former friend who is flogging rare singles
Mon 19 May, 2008
cubak, i think YOU should read the article.. the friend in question put the record out with them, as such, she's basically the record company, it's her property and she should be allowed to do what she wants with it. If people don't want to buy it, they don't have to..for the ting tings to be lecturing someone on cashing in on their music is highly ironic given that most people know them from an itunes commercial anyway.... oh, and they suck.
Mon 19 May, 2008
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Thu 01 Jan, 1970
gee, on april 1st too?
Tue 01 Apr, 2008
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Former winner is not too keen on the singing puppet
Tue 26 Feb, 2008
Dana can go crawl back in the hole she came out of. She's a nobody who tried to run for presidency on the basis of winning the "prestigious" eurovision.
Dustin is exactly what Ireland needs. A bit of light hearted fun. All the other songs were absolute muck and an entering one of them would have been an embarressment to Ireland
Tue 26 Feb, 2008
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Frances Bean doesn't want to be a musician either
Mon 11 Feb, 2008
i feel sorry for the girl, but i'm otherwise not overly interested in her myself.. like she says, she hasn't done anything. good luck to her tho in her life..
Mon 11 Feb, 2008
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Thu 16 Apr, 2009
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Fri 10 Apr, 2009
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Gomez announce new US tour dates
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Tue 14 Apr, 2009
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Klaxons to re-record second album
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Michael Jackson's London O2 Arena setlist revealed
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Thu 12 Mar, 2009
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Pete Doherty: 'I sold The Strokes drugs'
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Michael Jackson announces 11 more London O2 Arena dates
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Band become YouTube hit covering MGMT with just an iPhone
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Mon 09 Mar, 2009
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Mon 09 Mar, 2009
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Metallica's Lars Ulrich downloaded 'Death Magnetic' illegally
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Mon 09 Mar, 2009
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Amy Winehouse steps out with Blake again – Daily Gossip
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Fri 06 Mar, 2009
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Kasabian name new album
The band will release their third LP this June
Thu 05 Mar, 2009
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Jamiroquai's Jay Kay's £1 million Ferrari vandalised
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Tue 03 Mar, 2009
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Kanye West disses Radiohead
He reckons Thom Yorke snubbed him at the Grammy Awards
Sat 28 Feb, 2009
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The Prodigy's 'Invaders Must Die' tops album chart
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Sun 01 Mar, 2009
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Morrissey cancels start of world tour
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Fri 27 Feb, 2009
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DMX attacks prison officer
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Fri 27 Feb, 2009
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Take That mainman injures back
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Sat 21 Feb, 2009
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U2 premiere new album for free on Spotify
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Fri 20 Feb, 2009
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Grammy Award winners' sales soar
Coldplay, Robert Plant and Alison Krauss sell record numbers
Thu 19 Feb, 2009
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Zavvi shuts up shop for good
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Thu 19 Feb, 2009
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BRIT Awards 2009 - all the winners and losers
Get the results from last night's ceremony here
Thu 19 Feb, 2009
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Katy Perry pukes at BRIT Awards
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Wed 18 Feb, 2009
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Duffy wins three BRIT Awards
Singer takes home Best Album gong to crown her night
Wed 18 Feb, 2009
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Portishead: 'We won't give our music away free'
Band say they're looking at new release ideas as they finish contract
Wed 18 Feb, 2009
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Ozzfest 2009 cancelled
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Thu 12 Feb, 2009
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Carl Barat refuses to reunite The Libertines
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Thu 12 Feb, 2009
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Feargal Sharkey to quiz fans with UK Music Survey
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Thu 12 Feb, 2009
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Santogold changes name to Santigold
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Thu 12 Feb, 2009
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Rihanna was unconscious after Chris Brown attack
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Primal Scream cover Suicide for new single
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Wed 11 Feb, 2009
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The Soft Pack finalise UK single plans, support Franz Ferdinand
US rockers come to the UK for the first time later this February
Wed 11 Feb, 2009
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Bob Marley beer, clothes and hotels on the way
The Marleys have struck a deal to licence the legend's name on merchandise
Wed 11 Feb, 2009
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Chris Brown advertising deals crumbling
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Tue 10 Feb, 2009
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Death Cab For Cutie launch anti-autotune campaign at Grammys
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Tue 10 Feb, 2009
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Pete Doherty reveals solo album artwork
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Tue 10 Feb, 2009
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Guns N' Roses' Axl Rose: 'Slash or I will die before we reunite'
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Fri 06 Feb, 2009
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Lightning Seeds announce comeback album
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Fri 06 Feb, 2009
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Coldplay to be 'followed by Joe Satriani's lawyers at Grammys'
The firm acting for guitarist plan to serve the band a writ at the ceremony
Thu 05 Feb, 2009
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Robbie Williams and Mark Ronson to head to the studio
Pair set to hook up in Los Angeles
Thu 05 Feb, 2009
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Groove Armada invent new online music scheme
The dance duo give their new EP away for free via a unique sharing system
Thu 05 Feb, 2009
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Christian Bale tirade remixed into song
Hear the actor's verbal attack – with some pumping tunes
Tue 03 Feb, 2009
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Amy Winehouse 'to move to Jamaica' – Daily Gossip
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Tue 03 Feb, 2009
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The Streets' Mike Skinner suffers bizarre crowdsurfing injury
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Thu 29 Jan, 2009
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Lil' Wayne's rep deems third-time Rochester cancellation 'necessary'
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Thu 22 Jan, 2009
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Will.i.am., Maroon 5 join Al Gore at pre-inaugural Green Ball
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Tue 20 Jan, 2009
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Nude Madonna photo up for auction
The rather revealing image is expected to go for nearly £10,000
Mon 19 Jan, 2009
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Bloc Party's Kele Okereke slams The Killers
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Fri 16 Jan, 2009
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Beautiful South reunite without singer Paul Heaton
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Fri 16 Jan, 2009
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Ryan Adams quits The Cardinals
Adams says now is the time to 'step back' from music
Wed 14 Jan, 2009
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Brand new Jamie T song and video posted online
Hear and see 'Fire Fire' now
Tue 13 Jan, 2009
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Lily Allen's TV show axed
There will be no second BBC3 series
Wed 14 Jan, 2009
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Duffy to star in new Diet Coke campaign - Daily Gossip
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Wed 14 Jan, 2009
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Bloc Party announce second New York City show
Longwave will open the March 25 gig at Terminal 5
Wed 14 Jan, 2009
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Morrissey to quit music?
Moz says he doesn't plan to go on much longer
Wed 14 Jan, 2009
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Abe Vigoda reveal new EP details
It's due out next month
Fri 09 Jan, 2009
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Amy Winehouse: 'I'm off drugs'
Singer says she's clean of illegal substances
Sun 11 Jan, 2009
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Luke Haines to host one-off evening in London
Auteurs man will read, play songs and answer fans' questions
Wed 07 Jan, 2009
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New Eminem single appears online
Listen to 'Crack A Bottle' now
Wed 07 Jan, 2009
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Beatles songs become available as downloads
Podcasts featuring the Fab Four are online now
Tue 06 Jan, 2009
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Lily Allen unveils new album cover
See the artwork for 'It's Not Me, It's You' now
Thu 18 Dec, 2008
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Akon sentenced in 'fan tossing' case
Singer gets a fine and community service
Wed 17 Dec, 2008
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London music venue hit by fire
Babyshambles and The Holloways's favourite Nambucca damaged
Wed 17 Dec, 2008
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Simon Cowell 'bigger than God'
'X Factor' man comes out top in poll
Mon 15 Dec, 2008
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Patrick Wolf asks fans to buy shares in his new album
'Battle' is set to be a double album, Wolf says
Wed 10 Dec, 2008
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Blur's Alex James: 'Looks like I got my old job back'
Bassist admits to being as surprised as anyone by reformation
Wed 10 Dec, 2008
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Bloc Party: 'Our album must be good, we don't hate it'
Kele Okereke says he surprised even himself with 'Intimacy'
Tue 09 Dec, 2008
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Joe Satriani claims Coldplay plagiarism was a 'dagger through my heart'
Guitarist breaks silence after announcing lawsuit against Chris Martin and co
Mon 08 Dec, 2008
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Dirty Pretty Things announce last ever gig details
Carl Barat and co will wrap things up before Christmas
Mon 08 Dec, 2008
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Morrissey announces full UK tour
The singer will hit the road next May
Mon 08 Dec, 2008
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Grandmaster Flash to release first album in over 20 years
The album features guests appearances from Q-Tip and Busta Rhymes
Thu 04 Dec, 2008
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Leona Lewis' Snow Patrol cover breaks download record
The singer's version of 'Run' has been downloaded around 70,000 times
Thu 04 Dec, 2008
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Tony Wilson honoured by Manchester Council
The Factory Records mogul has been given the freedom of the city posthumously
Thu 04 Dec, 2008
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UNKLE to release new album this month
The album will feature reworkings of older tracks plus newies
Wed 03 Dec, 2008
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Amy Winehouse's husband Blake Fielder-Civil sent back to prison
Star's spouse reported to have broken out of rehab
Wed 03 Dec, 2008
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Morrissey reveals new 'baby' faced album sleeve
Check out the cover art for 'Years Of Refusal' on NME.COM
Wed 03 Dec, 2008
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Akon 'fan tossing' trial postponed
Rapper will now appear on December 17 in Fishkill, NY
Tue 02 Dec, 2008
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Pigeon Detectives cancel tour dates
Singer Matt Bowman is struck down with chest infection
Tue 02 Dec, 2008
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Ting Tings set to write new album in Paris
Duo are planning to use a brass section on their new record
Tue 02 Dec, 2008
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Axl Rose blamed for 'poor' Guns N' Roses comeback - Daily Gossip
Oasis, Alex Turner, Lily Allen – your music gossip stop
Tue 02 Dec, 2008
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MySpace accused of stealing band's URL
Argument breaks out after MySpace gives band no choice in the matter
Mon 01 Dec, 2008
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Emergency deliveries for new Take That and Britney Spears albums
Collapse of delivery firm forces retailers to use alternatives
Mon 01 Dec, 2008
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Didier Drogba and Nicolas Anelka banned from partying with Lil' Wayne/Akon
Footballers not allowed to travel to USA for hip-hop bash
Mon 01 Dec, 2008
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London Metro club to shut due to Crossrail
Venue to shut its doors for last time in January
Fri 28 Nov, 2008
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Bob Geldof juggles poverty summit with Margate's Xmas lights
Live8 man will flick switch then jet to Qatar
Thu 27 Nov, 2008
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Guns N' Roses lawyer says Dr Pepper failed on free drinks
Alan Gutman accuses drinks company of 'unmitigated disaster'
Thu 27 Nov, 2008
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Akon for intimate free show in New York
He'll perform this Monday at the China Club
Wed 26 Nov, 2008
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China says 'Guns N' Roses' 'Chinese Democracy' is venomous'
State newspaper condemns Axl Rose's gang
Tue 25 Nov, 2008
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Guns N' Roses release 'Chinese Democracy' early with cycling army
Advance copies are released a day early
Mon 24 Nov, 2008
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Blink-182's Travis Barker sues after plane crash
The drummer is seeking damages from two companies
Sat 22 Nov, 2008
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Take That 'write a song about Amy Winehouse'
'How Did It Come To This' will be on the band's new album
Thu 20 Nov, 2008
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TV On The Radio watched by Bat For Lashes and Klaxons in London
US band play sold-out show in UK capital
Thu 20 Nov, 2008
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Hear Guns N' Roses' 'Chinese Democracy' early
Axl Rose and co preview album online
Thu 20 Nov, 2008
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Rage Against The Machine's 'Killing In The Name' sparks Asda furore
The song is played in a branch of the shop in Preston
Wed 19 Nov, 2008
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Gary Glitter's band working on comeback album
Backing band say they could return without disgraced frontman
Mon 17 Nov, 2008
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Kanye West: 'MTV Europe Music Awards were fixed'
Rapper says he only won because he turned up
Thu 13 Nov, 2008
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Razorlight's Johnny Borrell fed up of the 'flak' he's getting
Singer is angry his new album hasn't been given a chance
Thu 13 Nov, 2008
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'Hollyoaks' band release 'real' single
Dirty Diegos debut is out this month
Wed 12 Nov, 2008
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Guns N' Roses leaker to plead guilty
Kevin Cogill changes his plea to strike a deal
Tue 11 Nov, 2008
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'X Factor' Laura White controversy: Louis Walsh stands by decision
TV judge says he does not regret his controversial decision
Tue 11 Nov, 2008
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Antony and the Johnsons announce release date of new album
'The Crying Light' set to hit shops early in 2009
Tue 11 Nov, 2008
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Eminem's new album 'Relapse' now set for 2009 release
A source suggests the album won't be out this year
Tue 11 Nov, 2008
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Peter Gabriel 'free' music service launches today (Nov 11)
Music from Kings Of Leon, Pink and Nickelback available now
Tue 11 Nov, 2008
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Grace Jones documentary on the way
The singer/actress has been filmed for the past few years
Tue 11 Nov, 2008
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Guns N' Roses launch 'Chinese Democracy' air guitar competition
Winners will get to hear new album early
Tue 11 Nov, 2008
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Prince forced to pay $58,000 to video editor
Purple One was sued for unreturned equipment and non-pay
Fri 07 Nov, 2008
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Radiohead's Thom Yorke releases Barack Obama celebration song
The track is available to download now
Thu 06 Nov, 2008
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Dizzee Rascal tells Jeremy Paxman he wants to be prime minister
Watch the rapper's Newsnight interview online now
Thu 06 Nov, 2008
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Bloc Party announce five US shows
The gigs start next month in Los Angeles
Wed 05 Nov, 2008
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NME Cool List 2008 announced
Find out who made the cut and have your say on this year's run-down
Tue 04 Nov, 2008
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Amy Winehouse reaches demo stage with new album
Singer has been working on the follow-up to 'Back To Black'
Tue 04 Nov, 2008
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Wiley also caught in Lil' Wayne style 'BBC News' hoax
Internet death rumours strike across the Atlantic
Mon 03 Nov, 2008
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Snoop Dogg and Massive Attack in new collaboration
The song is available to hear online now
Mon 03 Nov, 2008
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Pussycat Doll hails Lewis Hamilton's Formula One championship win – Daily Gossip
Lily Allen, Take That, Oasis – your music gossip stop
Mon 03 Nov, 2008
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Bloc Party consider dropping CD singles
Band say 'Talons' may be their last physical single release
Tue 28 Oct, 2008
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Craig David becomes a Doctor
The R&B star receives honorary degree
Mon 27 Oct, 2008
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Feeder in motorway crash drama
Bus explodes on M62
Sat 25 Oct, 2008
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Amy Winehouse rushed to hospital
Singer suffered a suspected chest infection yesterday (October 26)
Mon 27 Oct, 2008
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50 Cent to resume acting career
Rapper will appear in '13'
Thu 23 Oct, 2008
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Listen to new Snow Patrol album 'A Hundred Million Suns' now
The band's new album is available to hear in full before its official release
Thu 23 Oct, 2008
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The Smiths definitely not reuniting for Coachella 2009
Sources close to band members say there's no chance of reunion
Fri 24 Oct, 2008
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The Smiths to reform for Coachella 2009?
Reports say band are close to reunion deal
Fri 24 Oct, 2008
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Morrissey to write autobiography
Former Smiths singer set to pen his memoirs
Wed 22 Oct, 2008
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Scissor Sisters split with drummer
Band say Paddy Boom 'will always be our sister'
Tue 21 Oct, 2008
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Metallica announce another London O2 Arena date
Second capital show added before tickets are on sale
Tue 21 Oct, 2008
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AC/DC rope in Formula One fitness crew ahead of tour
The classic rockers need 'whipping into shape'
Tue 21 Oct, 2008
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Coldplay reveal 'Prospekts March' EP artwork
The band have used another Eugene Delacroix painting for the cover
Wed 15 Oct, 2008
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Grace Jones brings 'Hurricane' tour to UK
Diva will play dates in January
Thu 16 Oct, 2008
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Have you got a question for AC/DC's Angus Young?
Uncut wants your queries for the rock legend
Wed 15 Oct, 2008
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ABBA man wins tax authority lawsuit
Bjorn Ulvaeus gets millions
Tue 14 Oct, 2008
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Does It Offend You, Yeah? set for free NME Radio gig
Station celebrates FM broadcast with special show
Fri 17 Oct, 2008
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Pete Doherty denies using drugs on video
Babyshambles man has responded to claims
Tue 14 Oct, 2008
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Take That announce new album details
Band reveal album title and release date
Tue 14 Oct, 2008
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Sigur Ros to release deluxe edition of latest album
It features massive photo book and original film strip
Mon 13 Oct, 2008
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Jon Bon Jovi sued for £200 billion
Musician Samuel Bartley Steele claims the singer ripped off his lyrics
Mon 13 Oct, 2008
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Massive Attack's 3D records film soundtrack
Track appears in Italian flick 'Gomorrah'
Mon 13 Oct, 2008
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Babyshambles' Mick Whitnall arrested
The guitarist was taken into custody for suspected drug offences
Mon 13 Oct, 2008
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Marilyn Manson band member found dead
Gidget Gein was 39
Sat 11 Oct, 2008
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Guns N' Roses to release 'Chinese Democracy' next month
Band reveal release date of long-awaited new album
Fri 10 Oct, 2008
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EMI to launch iTunes-rivalling download store?
Label is reportedly planning to take on iTunes and Amazon.com
Thu 09 Oct, 2008
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MySpace Music suffers technical difficulties
What are described as 'critical portions' of the site go down
Thu 09 Oct, 2008
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Oasis' Liam Gallagher: 'I'd make Noel's attacker eat his own dick'
Liam speaks out about Toronto attack on day one of UK tour
Wed 08 Oct, 2008
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Beatles' Paul McCartney slams McDonalds
Macca isn't happy that they're using the band's pictures to 'flog burgers'
Wed 08 Oct, 2008
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Keane stream new album 'Perfect Symmetry' online
Band make new effort available to hear ahead of official release
Mon 06 Oct, 2008
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Razorlight: 'Making new album 'Slipway Fires' was easy'
Band claim new effort was a 'pleasure' to put together
Fri 03 Oct, 2008
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Watch Sex Pistol John Lydon as the face of British butter
See the frontman's commercial efforts on NME.COM now
Fri 03 Oct, 2008
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Gary Glitter evicted from Mayfair home
Neighbours object to sex offender's presence
Thu 02 Oct, 2008
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Dirty Pretty Things split up – exclusive
Carl Barat and co call it a day
Wed 01 Oct, 2008
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Cypress Hill to headline London's 4 Freeze event
Rappers join the party at the Battersea Power Station
Wed 01 Oct, 2008
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The Hold Steady postpone UK tour
Guitarist Tad Kubler has been taken ill
Mon 29 Sep, 2008
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Guns N' Roses' 'Chinese Democracy' set for exclusive release this year?
Long-awaited album could be out before 2009
Sat 27 Sep, 2008
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Razorlight announce UK tour
Johnny Borrell and co hit the road this November
Fri 26 Sep, 2008
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MySpace Music launches
Service is live in the US and coming to the UK soon
Thu 25 Sep, 2008
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Sony Ericsson set to launch Apple iPhone rival next year
Service will enable users to download songs directly to their phone
Thu 25 Sep, 2008
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AC/DC slam Apple iTunes
Angus Young reveals why his band boycott the store
Thu 25 Sep, 2008
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New Apple iPhone rival to launch this week (beginning Sept 22)?
New Sony Ericsson service could be available soon
Mon 22 Sep, 2008
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Foals and Holy Fuck to release split single
The bands will cover one of each other's songs
Wed 17 Sep, 2008
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Lily Allen announces new album release date
Singer also reveals she'll unveil extra material soon
Tue 16 Sep, 2008
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Kanye West alters new track after negative fan reaction
Rapper bows to pressure after 'Love Lockdown' leaks
Tue 16 Sep, 2008
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Metallica hit Number One on US chart
Veteran rockers score top spot on both sides of the pond
Wed 17 Sep, 2008
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Keane and Chaka Khan set for BBC Electric Proms
Acts join the likes of Last Shadow Puppets and The Streets
Tue 16 Sep, 2008
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The Cure tell fans: 'Don't buy our music from iTunes'
Goth veterans also reveal new album tracklisting
Tue 16 Sep, 2008
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Noel Gallagher to 'write sitcoms with Russell Brand'
Oasis leader to follow up his work on 'The Royle Family'?
Tue 16 Sep, 2008
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Jon 'The Reverend' McClure's 'quitting music' U-turn
The Rev has said he's changed his mind about giving up
Tue 16 Sep, 2008
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U2's The Edge presents Peter Gabriel with human rights award
The former Genesis singer receives the award in London
Wed 10 Sep, 2008
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The Edge: delaying release will take U2 album 'to next level'
Plus guitarist praises Mercury Prize winners Elbow
Wed 10 Sep, 2008
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Arrest warrant issued for ex-BBC Radio 1 DJ
Andy Kershaw has allegedly broken his restraining order
Wed 10 Sep, 2008
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Apple launches new sleeker iPod
Nano gets smaller and cheaper
Tue 09 Sep, 2008
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Bloc Party reveal new non-album single - exclusive
'Talons' doesn't feature on recent download album 'Intimacy'
Tue 09 Sep, 2008
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Amy Winehouse announces London club night
Singer will spin tunes in Camden on Thursday (Sept 11)
Tue 09 Sep, 2008
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Mercury Prize announced today (Sept 9)
Find out who wins on NME.COM tonight
Tue 09 Sep, 2008
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Naked Beth Ditto NME cover up for award
Classic shot included in 'best magazine cover' shortlist
Tue 09 Sep, 2008
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Metallica admit 'we're bad at 'Guitar Hero''
However, band's new album is being released via game
Mon 08 Sep, 2008
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Amy Winehouse booed at Bestival
Grace Jones, Hot Chip and The Specials also play the rain-lashed bash
Mon 08 Sep, 2008
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Nationwide Mercury Prize shortlist - your guide to the nominees
Who's who on the 2008 shortlist?
Tue 09 Sep, 2008
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Mary J Blige announces North American tour
Singer will hit the road with Robin Thicke this autumn
Fri 05 Sep, 2008
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Towers Of London's Donny Tourette launches acting career
Reality TV star set to make his silver screen debut
Fri 05 Sep, 2008
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Russell Brand gets political at VMAs
British comedian shakes things up
Mon 08 Sep, 2008
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Razorlight announce new album details - exclusive
Johnny Borrell and the boys ready 'Slipway Fires'
Mon 08 Sep, 2008
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Oasis' Noel Gallagher assaulted in Toronto
Guitarist attacked during V Festival gig
Mon 08 Sep, 2008
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DJ Grooverider released from Dubai prison
The DJ served 10 months in jail for drug possession
Fri 05 Sep, 2008
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Perez Hilton for live MTV Europe Music Awards webcast
Celebrity blogger will interview stars and report on gossip
Fri 05 Sep, 2008
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Kanye West to perform at MTV Awards
Singer swore last year he'd never return
Thu 04 Sep, 2008
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Streets and Muse collaboration ditched
Mike Skinner says he doesn't think the song is any good
Thu 04 Sep, 2008
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Pigeon Detectives kick off mini US tour tonight
Plus there's an EP on the way
Wed 03 Sep, 2008
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Oasis' Noel Gallagher reveals his Top 10 bands
Find out the guitarist's definitive list
Wed 03 Sep, 2008
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Amy Winehouse faces legal threat
French festival promoter fury at missed show
Sun 31 Aug, 2008
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Alex Zane angry about Xfm suspension
Presenter says station are 'over-reacting'
Fri 29 Aug, 2008
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James Blunt and Roots Manuva collaboration is on
Acts are serious about working together
Thu 28 Aug, 2008
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Mike Skinner 'fucking sick' of The Streets
Skinner confirms he'll ditch his moniker after next album
Fri 29 Aug, 2008
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Pussycat Doll pens song for Lewis Hamilton - Tabloid Hell
It's an 'emotional' track for F1 ace
Thu 28 Aug, 2008
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Andrew WK announces London show
It'll be his first live gig in over four years
Thu 28 Aug, 2008
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Blogger arrested for leaking Guns N' Roses tracks
FBI take Kevin Cogill into custody
Thu 28 Aug, 2008
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Klaxons' record producer says new album will be 'melodic'
James Ford talks about Shadow Puppets too
Wed 27 Aug, 2008
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Metallica stream new 'Death Magnetic' song online
'My Apocalypse' is available to listen to now
Wed 27 Aug, 2008
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Millions of McFly albums given away
The record came free with the Mail On Sunday newspaper
Wed 23 Jul, 2008
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Enter Shikari announce UK tour
Plus St Albans and line-up new single
Fri 08 Aug, 2008
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Alex Zane suspended from Xfm Breakfast show
Radio DJ aired self-penned song about rape on his show
Wed 27 Aug, 2008
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Fall Out Boy learn of Obama's running mate when bowling with P Diddy
Pete Wentz reveals personal connection to Joe Biden
Tue 26 Aug, 2008
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Bloc Party release third album today (August 21)
'Intimacy' is available as a download now
Thu 21 Aug, 2008
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'Wiltshire Police hate having Pete Doherty there'
Moonfest organiser claims police told him they despise the Babyshambles man
Wed 20 Aug, 2008
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American teen quits school to play 'Guitar Hero'
16-year-old Blake Peebles wants a career out of it
Tue 19 Aug, 2008
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Babyshambles banned from headlining festival
Police say band could incite public disorder
Tue 19 Aug, 2008
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Reverend And The Makers' Jon McClure to quit music?
McClure says his next album will be his last
Tue 19 Aug, 2008
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Kings Of Leon slam bootleggers
Band say bootlegging stops them playing new material
Fri 15 Aug, 2008
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Bloc Party announce live webchat
Band will speak directly with fans this Monday (August 18)
Thu 14 Aug, 2008
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Babyshambles to release official book this November
Guide to Pete Doherty's band dishes the dirt on Kate Moss, says drummer
Thu 14 Aug, 2008
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New Verve album streams online
Listen to all ten songs on 'Forth' now
Thu 14 Aug, 2008
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U2 name new album?
Band register website for 'No Line On The Horizon'
Thu 14 Aug, 2008
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Mark Ronson to produce second Rumble Strips album
Plus the band have signed to Ronson's label
Tue 12 Aug, 2008
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XX Teens speak about political protest during Underage performance
Band invited activist Brian Haw onstage with them
Tue 12 Aug, 2008
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Antony And The Johnsons to play orchestra shows on both coasts
There's also details of a new EP
Mon 11 Aug, 2008
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Prince bans dentist from covering 'Purple Rain'
The Purple One gets toothache from NHS dentist
Tue 12 Aug, 2008
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Morrissey explains album delay
Plus former Smiths mainman reacts to new 'Best Of' plans
Mon 11 Aug, 2008
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John Lydon slams 'Aimless Winehouse' for 'imitating black music'
Sex Pistol hits out at the singer's 'idiotic' jazz style
Fri 01 Aug, 2008
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Petition asking Bono to retire launches
Nearly $400 has been pledged so far
Fri 01 Aug, 2008
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Billy Corgan sues filmmaker
Smashing Pumpkins frontman seeks $100,000 in damages
Thu 31 Jul, 2008
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Massive Attack and Santogold set for Becks Fusions festival
Bands will team up with visual artists at the bash in Manchester
Thu 31 Jul, 2008
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Burial now favourite for Mercury Prize
The 'Banksy of dubstep' overtakes Radiohead in betting
Thu 31 Jul, 2008
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Oasis new single previewed online
Clip of 'The Shock Of The Lightning' is available to hear now
Wed 30 Jul, 2008
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Fergie says she's 'thrilled' to play a prostitute
She also discusses new Black Eyed Peas album
Wed 30 Jul, 2008
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Couple get engaged at Bloc Party's LA show
Does It Offend You, Yeah? create mosh pit with opening set
Wed 30 Jul, 2008
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Sam Sparro reschedules US shows
And there’s a few more added in September
Wed 30 Jul, 2008
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The Streets offer new track as free download today (July 30)
'The Escapist' is available to get for nothing now
Wed 30 Jul, 2008
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Guy Ritchie bases new film character on Pete Doherty
Director says: 'It's either genius marketing or a happy - or unhappy - accident'
Wed 30 Jul, 2008
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Amy Winehouse 'not using drugs', says singer's mother
Janis Winehouse reveals she does have the 'odd sneaky cigarette'
Wed 30 Jul, 2008
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New Babyshambles song surfaces
'Arcady' is online now
Tue 29 Jul, 2008
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Duffy: 'Illegal downloading is a good thing'
Singer says online sharing puts 'music in people's lives'
Tue 29 Jul, 2008
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Ash to continue album boycott with new release
Trio stick to 'no more LPs' pledge
Mon 28 Jul, 2008
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Download Kings Of Leon's new song for free here
Get new track 'Crawl' as a free download now
Mon 28 Jul, 2008
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Andrew WK takes up lecturing
New Yorker heading to the UK as a 'motivational public speaker'
Mon 28 Jul, 2008
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Brian Wilson refunding unsatisfied fans after gig
Former Beach Boy wants to keep fans 'cool'
Fri 18 Jul, 2008
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Agyness Deyn to play Club NME this week (July 18)
Model will join Five O'Clock heroes onstage
Wed 16 Jul, 2008
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Reuben go on indefinite hiatus
Camberley band call it a day
Fri 06 Jun, 2008
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Kaiser Chiefs Ricky Wilson: 'Oasis have disappeared up their own arse'
Singer says his band are ready to replace legends
Sat 31 May, 2008
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The Ting Tings slam 'That's Not My Name' cash-in
Band hit out at a former friend who is flogging rare singles
Mon 19 May, 2008
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Ireland's turkey Eurovision entry under fire
Former winner is not too keen on the singing puppet
Tue 26 Feb, 2008
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Kurt Cobain's daughter finds some Nirvana fans are 'creepy'
Frances Bean doesn't want to be a musician either
Mon 11 Feb, 2008
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