The Timmy Malletts of new rave (actually, everyone involved with new rave looks like Timmy Mallett) return to clonk you over the head with a big rubber hammer marked ‘GEDDIT?!’.…

Does It Offend You, Yeah? like doing things the hard way. They called themselves Does It Offend You, Yeah? for a start, thus inviting daily Nathan Barley gags before they’d…

Reading: Paris-Sur-Le-M25, home to fake Frenchie Jacques Lu Cont and now also chez DIOYY?. They’ve conspired to cram everything that’s banging about French house right now (ie your head, heaving…

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