There are people out there who hate Mumm-Ra. They hate their awful student union moniker (and we’d have to agree that naming yourself after a crappy-’80s-bog-roll-clad-cartoon-zombie-baddie hardly screams “adore us”…

Because girls are drugs, do you see? They’re expensive, they mess with your head, you should never buy any off the blokes outside Camden Tube station and, if yours happen…

Mumm-Ra couldn’t sound any more British if they were making an apology to Shilpa Shetty. But if we ever needed to be reminded that our nation isn’t all evil, it’s…