Not a cuss-ridden introduction to Nicola’s re-emergence as an English Syd Tha Kyd, but a questionable metaphor about being like a crap ’90s toy. It’s not a patch on ‘[b]Beat…

[a]Cheryl Cole[/a] recently tweeted that she was “gutted” Twitter doesn’t have emoticons, because “they help me express what I’m saying…” That’s precisely why [a]Nicola Roberts[/a] is the better popstar. Not…