STAY OUT OF TOWN

Any fans expecting a kiss at this afternoon's London instore will be "crossing the line"...

O-TOWN N-RAGED!

Jacob from O-Town puts down his handbag to tell NME.COM that Lance Bass has a big mouth, basically...

O SELECTA!

She's "morpherotic", apparently. Which probably means she's sexually atractive to little Plasticine men. Or something...