Forget the song and cast thine eyes upon the video, in which Will Young dances sexily with a trolley. Which means either a) he’s got a lucrative tie-in with Morrisons…

POP IDOLS

Elvis lives on to sit at number one on album chart...

YOUNG STILL TOP

Eminem remains at number one on album chart..

WILL POWER!

It's the 'Pop Idol' winner against the 'Pop Idol' hosts...

WILL YOUNG GETS A HATRICK!

Will Young staves off strong challenge from Shaggy and Ali G to keep the top spot in the UK singles chart...

FOREVER YOUNG!

The 'Pop Idol' winner is streaks ahead of the competition in this week's midweek chart...