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Posted on 28/09/07 at 12:34:32 pm
Yup, it’s that time of the week again – when we stop working and start randomly dreaming up stupid 'Bands as (insert topical theme here)'.
This week, between discussions about Cribs b-sides, we’ve been nattering about Jeremy Kyle, star of this week’s NME Student Guide (free with this week’s issue…), who’s been in a load of hot water with a judge, who accused his show of “human bear baiting”. Ooh!
Anyway, inspired by Jez we’ve been dreaming up bands as daytime TV shows. Here are some of our favourites so far:
Republic of Loose Women
Johnny Cash In The Attic
Hard-Fi Sell
Richard Hawley and Judy
System Of A Countdown
Ready, The Hold Steady, Cook, or Ready Steady Kooks
Kim Deal Or No Kim Deal?
Mastodon Chef
Buddy Hollyoaks
Blue Peter Doherty
Judge John Deed Kennedys
Now we want to see if you lot can do better. Have a think then leave your own bands as daytime TV shows in the comment box below, and don’t forget to e-mail it around to get your mates involved.
Sounds a bit lame, I know, but trust me once you think of one, you’ll be hooked…
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Martyn Gall [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 13:16
bargain blunt
G . R [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 13:44
The Muse at 10
Jamie [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 13:46
Soundgardeners World
Hands Randall [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 13:53
Psychic GMTV
Jamie [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 13:58
Amy WineHouse Invaders
Dicky [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 14:02
The "Cribs" lol (bad i know)
Marc B [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 14:06
Going for Goldie
The Jerry Lee Lewis Springer Show
Can't Kook, won't Kook
Bloc(Party)busters
This Morning Jacket
Time Go! Team
Murderdolls She Wrote
Trisha Godspeedyoublackemporer-ard
darbs [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 14:11
homes under the hammerfall
Number Eight (Ur) [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 14:19
A Place In The Sunn O)))
Dicky [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 14:19
The Weakest Linkin Park
Walter Mitty [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 14:20
The (Sesame) Streets
Homebrew [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 14:24
One for NME Crossworders... Bis Morning!
Plums [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 14:26
Finger(modest)mouse. Eurgh.
Pummelled [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 14:32
Mogwai Don't You?
A Lotto' fun [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 14:35
The House(Martins) Invaders
HackedOff [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 14:38
This Morning
The Lunchtime News
Everybody Hates Raymond
Channel Four Racing
Seinfeld
control [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 14:43
Tricia Godspeed you Black Emperor
Control [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 14:44
A place in the sunshine undergound
Claire [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 14:47
Art Brut Attack
johnnycashback [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 14:51
the placebo effect
Sebastian Tempest [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 14:51
The Libertweenies
Sebastian Tempest [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 14:53
Dinosaur Jr Kickstart
johnnycashback [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 14:54
eastenders (it's also a band!!!)
johnnycashback [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 14:55
french and kevin saunderson
johnnycashback [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 14:57
the footballers desperate housemartinswives
Sebastian tempest on a roll now [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 14:57
Crackerjack Penate
Erm.... thorough the key HOLE
Sebastian Tempest [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 15:00
Courtney I LOVE Lucy
[Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 15:00
The Calling My Bluff; Ricki Clearlake, The Animals Hospital,
softget [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 15:00
EastEditors
johnnycashback [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 15:01
kumars cornershop at 42
j [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 15:04
kate nashbridges
Tommy B [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 15:29
Jeremy Kyle from The View
johnnycashback [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 15:29
brothers & scissor sisters
mouse [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 15:31
richard hawley & judy
This morning runner
gavin & macy (gray)
be your own pet hospital
the beta band of gold
popworld eat itself
shudder to think of a number
johnnycashback [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 15:35
luke slater with jools holland
Liam in the library [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 15:37
The Coronation STREETS
chopper [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 15:41
watch with wolfmother
tokyo police camera action club
Thom Yorkie [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 15:53
ZZ Top Gear
Liam Still in the Library [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 15:53
ASH in the Attic
Liam dying of boredom in the library [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 15:55
FLOG IT offend you, yeah?
Adam! [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 15:56
The Paddingtons Bear
johnnycashback [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 16:15
prim(e)al scream suspect
jonny swift [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 16:18
The Krypton Fear Factor
Going for Goldie Lookin Chain
Hands Randall [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 16:19
The Manic Coronation Street Preachers,
johnnycashback [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 16:30
the emma bunton peel sessions
Chris [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 16:37
South Linkin Park
Sonny J D [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 16:44
How about Biffy Clyro the vampire slayer
with a very strange combination of sarah michelle gellar and simon neil!!!
Chick [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 16:49
Bananaramas in Pajamas
Chick [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 16:53
Brosroads
Gwynn [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 17:49
Hell is for "Heroes"
Ioan [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 18:16
Crimeawatch
Goffizm [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 18:33
I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Hearsay!!!
Gowie [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 19:17
Jerenemy Kyle
josephbartram [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 20:47
bringing up babybird
josephbartram [Visitor] //September 28 2007 at 20:48
noel's housemartins party.
josephbartram [Visitor] //September 29 2007 at 10:40
kayne west wing
maz [Visitor] //September 29 2007 at 13:11
Eels or no eels
Who wants to be not worth a dollar but feel like a millionaire
(a song not a band, but there you go)
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