Half a point for Super Mario Bros, one point for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, three for Mortal Kombat and Terminator and a full ten for, um, y’know, that one where the massive spaceship eats the smaller spaceship and that basketball game where you set the hoop on fire with a slam dunk, wassitcalledagain…

For gamers of (ahem) a certain age, the new video for Pup’s alcoholic’s punk anthem ‘DVP’ is like watching your youth squandered on video games flash before your eyes. A quick-fire montage of game clips from the 80s and 90s, it’s a throwback to the days when you didn’t smoke things called ‘joysticks’, you waggled them about until they snapped off in your hand. But like wandering randomly into a room full of everybody you’ve ever had sex with, it’s a nightmare memory test, the ultimate two-and-a-half-minute spot quiz on your knowledge of antique video games. How many can you name?

Too old-school for you? Then how about having a go at this more modern game collage from 2013? Sure, you remember vaporising those Nazis, but in what game?

And how about this artful compilation of game trailers, also from 2013? No peeking at the credits now…