Advice For Anyone Considering Skipping Adele’s Glastonbury Headline Show Tonight

Hi there, reader. Maybe you clicked here because you’re pumped up to see Oscar winning musician Adele at Glastonbury tonight, and that’s cool, because we are too.

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But maybe you clicked here because you’re thinking of not going to Adele’s headline slot at Glastonbury tonight, or turning over the channel on the telly.

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Well, it’s time for that to change. Because there are a few truths in this world: death, taxes, and the brilliance of Adele.

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She is the queen of soul and she’s invited you to her party. Are you going to turn her down?

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Because if you’re not feeling Adele, it’s probably because you’ve forgotten about this:

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And her outstanding Carpool Karaoke session with James Corden.

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And if you were put off by her swearing at awards shows, she’s sorry.

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Just kidding; she’s not.

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Her latest album sold over 19 million copies worldwide.

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So stop queueing for that burger, get out there and show some respect to this year’s Queen of Glastonbury.

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