Snoop Dogg, sorry – Snoop Lion, has uploaded a handwritten note to his Instagram account detailing 10 reasons he won’t be voting for Mitt Romney and the 10 reasons he supports Barack Obama. The note was originally written by Dragonfly Jonez. “Bitch got a dancing horse,” it states, referring to the dressage pony owned by Mitt’s wife, among wide-ranging reasons such as “he’s a ho” and “he’s a Mormon but he ain’t got no hos”. The reasons to support Obama are quite something. My favourite? “We use the same hair clippers”.