The annual warm-up for next week’s NME Awards took place last night as the great, the good and the hangers-on descended on the O2 Arena for the Brit Awards 2014. And what a night it was – Harry Styles went to the loo, Alex Turner did one of his speeches and Lorde sang in front of a gigantic neon-lit version of Katie Price’s face. Now, I don’t know about you, but I was at the football. Actually, I do know about you. You were all at home on the sofa firing off sarky tweets, and here are some of the best.

http://storify.com/matthewjh/first-the-big-questions

http://storify.com/matthewjh/isn-t-the-cream-of-british-pop-talent-brilliant

http://storify.com/matthewjh/james-corden-was-there-again-and-he-snogged-nick-g

http://storify.com/matthewjh/the-first-big-performance-of-the-night-came-from-k

http://storify.com/matthewjh/footballbantz

http://storify.com/matthewjh/there-was-an-impromptu-re-enactment-of-the-hobbit

http://storify.com/matthewjh/all-those-emeli-sande-gags-from-2012-were-dusted-o

http://storify.com/matthewjh/but-she-wasn-t-going-to-take-jokes-about-her-foreh

http://storify.com/matthewjh/harry-styles-took-an-untimely-toilet-break

http://storify.com/matthewjh/alex-turner-had-a-few-words

http://storify.com/matthewjh/everyone-in-the-arena-and-at-home-was-having-a-spl

http://storify.com/matthewjh/and-bowie-saved-the-union-hurrah-gawd-bless-you-ma