After a few short weeks of existence, Pokémon Go players might find themselves dreaming of new Pokémon being released. Few, you imagine, will be dreaming of a new Pokémon based on The Rock. As in, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Yet that’s what happened to Seth Rogen.
The video is part of the “PokeRock” video series on Johnson’s YouTube channel.
PokeRock is a real dick. He’s replaced entire Pokédexes with Weedles. He’s smashed up lucky eggs. He stole James Franco’s Charizard. What an arsehole.
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Seth Rogen, an inexperienced Pokémon Trainer, tried to stop him, but to no avail.
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Undeterred, Rogen pressed on with an as-yet unreleased Master Ball:
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And he thought he’d caught it:
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But he accidentally unleashed the true power of PokeRock:
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Then PokeRock beat him up:
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In short, should you come across PokeRock, run for your fucking life.
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