So Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger is getting married to Avril Lavigne. We ought to agree on the portmanteau now. Chadril? Avger? Chavigne? It’s a minefield. Plus, their offspring will no doubt haunt your worst Candadian rock nightmares, as this photo demonstrates.
Atrocious photoshopping by Australian music photographer, CarbieWarbie

Plus, the inevitable faceswap: