Last week we revealed that Charlatans frontman Tim Burgess had teamed up with Kellogg's to launch his own breakfast cereal, Totes Amazeballs. Why the hell not, eh? The guy wrote 'One To Another', he can do no wrong in my eyes. But what if other musicians were to follow his lead? The results might look a bit like this.
What better way to fix up, look sharp first thing in the morning?
No distance left to run? A bowl of this should perk you up.
He's a street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm. And a belly full of revolting breakfast.
Every day should begin with coffee and TV. And cereal.
Now with added pomp-rock bombast.
How does it taste? Alright, still.
Muesli for the jilted generation, anyone?
You're advised not to sprinkle with either E's or whizz.
Be careful not to store Yoko Pops alongside other cereal boxes - it might cause them to split.
Photoshopping by Jo Weakley. Hat tip to everyone who Tweeted on our #bandsasbreakfast hashtag the other day