It's been a while since we did one of these, so here's a batch of tedium-liquefying links to help the weekend come that bit quicker…
If Valentine's Day cards told the truth.
'Watchmen' game. Get in the mood for the forthcoming film with this old-school, 'Double Dragon'-style arcade beat-em-up.
Indie rock's 5 most over-used animal names.
Foxes on trampolines. A potential sequel to 'Snakes On A Plane'?
Classis songs remade using Microsoft's Songsmith.
Become Street Fighter! Paste your own face onto Chun Li, Guile or Ken's. Then have a long hard think about your life.
New Simian Mobile Disco, 'Synthesise':