Ah, Lady GaGa. Now, we’re no fans of the veiled misogyny and rampant bitchiness that passes for fair comment on the woman born Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta (the fashion mags, displaying their usual charm and wit, are fond of calling her ‘Lady Gargoyle’ – hilarious!)

And yet… what to make of a woman who in one breath says she’s ‘complex’ and waffles on about her art, and in the next insists the only thing she looks for in a man is ‘a big dick’, and says the best thing about touring is ‘sleeping with lots of really good-looking people’?

It’s a puzzle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a really, really unpleasant personality – as the following dead-eyed interview demonstrates:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAvsMLngNYA