Yup, it’s actually called that. Rednex still hold the record for the longest song name, but Kieran Hebden’s makes an admirable attempt. Perhaps artists should get real and tell how it is more often with their track titles. ‘I Don’t Think This Is My Best Track But Mum Likes It’ or ‘We Wrote This In Five Minutes Fucked On Ketamine’, or ‘The Arguments Behind This Song Made Us Want To Kill Each Other’. I’m all for it.

Anyway, Hebden’s released ‘The Track I’ve Been Playing That People Keep Asking About and That Joy Used in His RA Mix’ and I think it’s the first, great beat of the year. Enjoy.