For me a productive day is getting out of bed before lunchtime and making toast without injuring myself. Sportsday Megaphone is much more prolific. Not only is he a one-man music machine who can turn the sound of a Spectrum ZX81 loading into zingy pop he also draws, animates and directs his own explosively colourful cartoon videos, like this one for new single, ‘Meet Me In The Middle’.

I have some great remixes of this that will be on Pinglewood later, but first there is toast to attend to…