The Game Is Under Fire From Instagram For Posing In His Pants And Hashtagging About Groceries

The Game’s real name is Jayceon Terrell Taylor. If you think that’s a mouthful, wait and see. The LA rapper is under scrutiny from Instagram after posing such choice snaps as this:

#FineNiggaFriday & @Anureet_K_Dhaliwal got me feeling myself after the gym earlier today……. so let’s just assume, I’m at your house waiting for you to get home from work, 1st….. #StopAndGetSomeWetWipesCauseImGoneBeAssNakedSoonAsYouOpenTheDoorSoThatVajayjayGoneDrip #ThenImPullinYoPantiesDressSkirtOrPantsTheFuckOff #AndSlidinUnderThatPussyLikeAMechanicSlideUnderCars #NImEatinItWhileYouSquatOnMyFace #WhyYouAsk #CauseImHungryAndYouBeenGoneAllDay #WhyTheFuckYouStillHoldinTheKeys #DropThemMothafuckas #ImLickinYou #YeaLickinThatPearlTongueLikePecansNPrailinesIceCreamCuzThatsMyFavorite #RealSlow #2ScoopsOfThatPussy #AfterYouBustYa1stNut #ImPickinYouUp #CarryingYouToTheKitchenCounterToSitYouDown #BeforeYoAssHitTheColdCounter #WarmDickAlreadyInsideYou #GrazingYourWallsLikeAPaintBrush #InAndOut #SlowlyWhileITongueKissYouWitBothYoAssCheeksInMyHands #ThenImRammingThatPussTilYouBustAgainNToniteImNotPullingOut #LetsGoHalf #DropsMic .. #MEATPRINTPAPI has spoken !

A photo posted by The Game (@losangelesconfidential) on

Apparently the social networking site is threatening to suspend his account because some of its content is fairly, erm, in your face. He’s contended that it’s nothing Kim Kardashian hasn’t done on magazine covers and has criticised Instagram for the “double-standard”. Which seems fair enough… until you notice those hashtags.

I mean if I’m not your #ManCrushMonday then who da fuck is ??? Ok so this is my 1st time bringing the hashtags to Monday but you know what… I love you & you deserve to #GetWetOnYoWayHomeFromWork #ifYouOnYourWayToTheGymTurnAroundAndGoBackHome #YouBoutToWorkUpASweatPunchinThatMonkey #AndPutThemToysAway #WeGoinOldSchool #JustYouAndThemFingers #NowPutOnUsherConfessionsAlbumAndLetItPlayThrough #GetCompletelyNaked #PropThemPillowsSoYoureComfortable #IfYoHairFreshlyDid #LayYourScarfFlatOnThePillowAndLayGentlyOnIt #NowSpreadThemThighsForMe #LickYourIndexAndMiddleFingers #NowTouchThatPearlTongueAndGoCounterClockwise #Slowly #iSaidSlowly #DontMakeMeSlapYourHandAndMakeYouStartOver #KeepYourEyesClose #NowReverseTheMotionAndImagineMeLickingYourLegsStartingFromYourAnkle #ImBoutToCatchAUberDowntownToThatPussy #YouBoutToGetItAteLikeGroceries #ButOrganicGroceriesCauseImOnAStrictDiet #NowWhatImBoutToDoNextMightTickle #YouReady #YeaYouReady #NowBust #AndSayMyName #MEATPRINTPAPI #DropsMic

A photo posted by The Game (@losangelesconfidential) on

What’s happening here is The Game is captioning his images with hashtags that, read as a whole, amount to erotic short stories about exactly what he’d like to do with the contents of those pants.

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Imagine Jaycean hunched over his iPhone, diligently hashtagging the words #YouBoutToGetItAteLikeGroceries and #ButOrganicGroceriesCauseImOnAStrictDiet. The Game is an icon of social media and we cannot allow the suits at Instagram to shut him down. Grab a courgette and fight!

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