Given that most people in the NME office barely change their clothes, let along buy any new ones, I can't say any of us have been following London Fashion Week closely.
Even so, flicking through the papers this morning my eye was caught by this dapper creation, by a designer/sectionable lunatic calling himself Jaiden rVa James - presumably the Jonattan Yeah? of the fashion world:
Obviously I've already ordered mine: it's ideal lounging-round-the-house gear. But haven't we seen this look before?
That's right - it's a blatant rip-off of Slipknot's Craig Jones, who pioneered the whole Zippy-meets-'Hellraiser' look over a decade ago.
Let's hope this is the start of a new trend in the fashion world for heavy metal-influenced designs. I for one would love to see Paul Smith bring out a morning suit incorporating the circulaw saw codpiece worn by W.A.S.P.'s Blackie Lawless.