Ever wanted to be in a film with Tim Westwood? Thought so. It's a pretty primal urge.
He is, after all, the official bomb. As you'll know thanks to this delightful little device that should be music to the ears of anyone who likes hearing his awesome catchphrases repeated ad infinitum.
Westwood appears in a new UK film called Shank, filming for which is underway now. And the makers want you to appear in a scene that will be being filmed on East London's Brick Lane on Friday 25th September, between 8am and 6pm.
The directors will also be holding auditions on the day for specific featured roles, so "dress to impress and come looking futuristic, freaky, kooky, sexy, dirty, weird and dishevelled. All ages and types are welcome".
If you want to get involved and see your face on the big screen alongside Adam Deacon (Kidulthood), Bashy, Kaya Scodelario (Skins) and D Double E, email your name(s) to CastingForShank@googlemail.com, then turn up tomorrow morning.
Or as Westwood would say, "Leeeeeeet's gooooooo, baby monkey! Honnnkkk! Honnnnkkk!"