If another person greets me by grabbing my forearm, and in hushed tones asking: 'Erm, have you SEEN Dominique Young Unique yet???' I'm going to gargle my luke warm latte in the unfortunate offending party's face. For the past few weeks nearly every journo, scout, A&R, traffic warden etc I've come across has greeted me with a variation on this manoevre.
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YES, I've ruddy seen her. YES, I've ducked and dodged her richocheting shrapnel-pinging verses. And YES, I'm aware of the fact she's underground booty-bass' best stab at a genuine popstar.
I'm so aware of all this I gave her a pride of place slot as our lead Radar feature in next week's mag. Have a gander at that for the Tampa lass'first UK interview. It involves chocolate cake.
Here, as a bit of a treat, is the exclusive worldwide premiere of Dom's new mixtape. Get stuck in:
Dominique Young Unique - Domination Mixtape