Ta-Da, Lady Gaga, it's your 26th birthday. We imagine you're celebrating this landmark day by making a cape from some diamond encrusted iced buns, but why don't you pause for a moment and have a look through this gallery of some of your more bizarre moments instead.
Hanging out, legs akimbo, on a keyboard / motorbike hybrid, as you do.
It's time for the "pregnant zombie" portion of the show. At Radio 1's Big Weekend in May 2011. Photo: Getty
What an offal dress! etc etc. At the 2010 MTV VMAs. Photo: Getty
"What's the burning smell?" At the 37th Annual American Music Awards in 2009. Photo: PA
Gaga scares some seagulls. In Central Park performing for Good Morning America. Photo: Getty
Channeling her inner Brian Cox at the 2011 MTV European Music Awards 2011. Photo: PA
Hats Entertainment! Performing in Paris in 2010. Photo: Getty
Crowd surfing duing a Semi-Precious Weapons show at Lollapalooza in 2010. Photo: Getty
"Hairdressers the world over, my work is done." Performing in New York at the launch of V Magazine in 2009. Photo: Getty
Is this a bit much? Masked and ready for the New Year's Eve ball drop in Times Square, New York in 2011. Photo: PA
"Help! I'm trapped in haute couture!" Unbelievably this is from the same night in Times Square on New Year's Eve. Photo: PA
"Phillip, I'll need a wet wipe after shaking hands with this one..." Meeting the Queen at the Royal Variety Performance. Photo: PA
"LOOK AT ME!! Is everybody looking at me? Hello??". Photo: PA
Finally a glimpse at what Lady Starlight looks like. At the X Factor in 2011. Photo: Rex.
Well, it's one way to hide a heavy night. Leaving the Late Show in 2011. Photo: Getty
So that's what happened to the net curtains...At the Brit Awards in 2010. Photo: PA
Unsuccessfully putting those "she's a man!" rumours to rest at the MTV VMA's in 2011. Photo: PA
"Oh bum, I've left the bath taps running." Gaga pauses for thought during the final night of her Monster Ball tour in New York. Photo: PA
Shaming Hells Angel's everywhere, during her Monster Ball show at Madison Square Garden. Photo: Getty
Attempting to "sex up" a cricket glove during her Madison Square Garden show. Photo: PA
Her cautious, underplayed red carpet entrance to the Grammy's in 2011. Photo: PA
Another day, another mask. Attending the Mac Viva Glam launch. Photo: PA
Space-age weirdness during a show at Paris' Omnisport Bercy in 2010. Photo: PA
Playtex's range of 'exploding sports bras' were surprisingly successful. At the MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto in 2009. Photo: PA
Her Goth/Zombie look for the Grammy nomination concert in LA in 2011. Photo: Getty
"Hands up for everyone who's dressed like a sad mountain range!" Performing for Good Morning America in Central Park in 2011. Photo: PA
A prize for noticing the one similarity in all these picture, despite their extreme differences. No? She's not smiling in any.