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Liam Gallagher's 75 most hilarious one-liners

Liam Gallagher's been back in the news this week with his mischievous Tweeting. Here we round up some of his funniest pearls of wisdom through the years, starting with his thoughts on being invited to design a gnome for the Chelsea Flower Show: “It'd be a fucking rock’n’roll gnome man. It would look like me. Nah, it'd look like our kid – same fucking size and everything.” (NME, June 2013)

  • Photo: Dean Chalkley/NME
  • Added: Jun 4, 2013

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