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Beanpole Britpop godhead Jarvis Cocker is hosting the our <a href="http://www.nme.com/awards">awards bash</a> on Wednesday February 24. To celebrate, here are some of the former Pulp frontman's wisest/funniest quotes. Pic: Richard Johnson

The wisdom of Jarvis Cocker

Beanpole Britpop godhead Jarvis Cocker is hosting the our awards bash on Wednesday February 24. To celebrate, here are some of the former Pulp frontman's wisest/funniest quotes. Photo: Richard Johnson

  • Photo: Richard Johnson
  • Added: Nov 10, 2009

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