"Knowledge is power", once declared a wise man, which is why we've trawled the country to bring you the best bars, music hang-outs and gigs in one handy guide. We've even thrown in a weekly music quiz in for good measure, so you can measure your expanding rock 'n' roll savvy. Enjoy!
Simon Reynolds has great style compared to most other musicians, but even he can get it wrong sometimes. However ironic you're trying to be, remember that wearing T-shirts bearing the image of faintly sinister '80s pop stars isn't going to make you many friends. Maybe people will think you've overdone it on the Jesus Juice.
