Old women dancing, over-animated tweens, over-sexed jocks, it's all here. We present the worst music videos ever from Susan Boyle to Milli Vanilli and back again. Let's start with Cher…
Released: 2005
It seems bizarre that in 2004 this former army officer would rule the charts with his combination of hamster-like voice and songs which breezed through the streets of Clapham like chilly, futuristic winds. For the video for this stalker-on-the-tube track he got all 'new man' on us, but to the more cynical eye it just looked like "A toothy minor royal strips off in the rain."
