Oh the agony of fame! Damn that mansion, damn those millions in the bank and most of all, damn you, fickle fans. Because CJ Fam is sick. Sick of the sickly finger of fame pointing at her and making her be, um, famous. What's that? Oh, you've never even heard of CJ Fam? Oh hush up. Surely you must be joking? OK, we'll fess up, neither have we. ARK Music Factory progeny CJ's rant againt the incessant flicker of the pap flashbulb is made even more ridiculous by the fact no one's actually heard of her.