These cut-price Rick & Morty Christmas jumpers are crushingly festive

"Time to get riggity riggity wrecked, son!"

As we approach the most wonderful time of the year once more, the question of mandatory office Christmas jumper days looms large. For people who hate this sort of thing – and there are many – how about applying the unabashed cynicism of Rick & Morty to the unarguable cuteness of Christmas jumpers? The result is a brutally honest jumper that will chill the cockles of any festive heart.

First is the ‘Tis the season to get riggity riggity wrecked, son!’ jumper, reminding us all of Christmas’ core component: alcohol.

Next up, you can get £10 off Zavvi’s R&M jumper, bringing its price down to just £14.99. No words on this one, but there’s a nice festive portal/wreath.

If you want to convey your Christmas-based alienation, try this one, which reads: ‘Happy Human Holiday’.

And if you want to go the extra mile, supplement your favourite R&M characters with a bit of Nietzschean philosophy with this jumper. It reads: ‘God is dead, Merry Christmas’.

Lastly, here’s a Christmassy ‘Time to get Schwifty’ jumper, because why the hell not.

Keep an eye on NME.com for more Cyber Monday deals as they continue to come in.