It's Friday once more (August 8), and today, because the season starts tomorrow (August 16), we're coming up with bands as Premiership Football to waste time until the pubs open.
Here are a few we've come up with so far:
Alex Is On Fire Ferguson
Tottenham Hot Chip Spur
Hull And Oates City
Manfred Man U
Chelsea-Sick Steve
Frank Blackburn Rovers
Wigan Athlete
Franz Lampard
Aston Gorillaz
Roy Keane
Harry Redman
Arsene Wenger-boys
Carlos Camposinos! Tevez
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