It's Friday once more, and today (May 22), to celebrate Morrissey's 50th birthday, we're thinking up bands as Morrissey and The Smiths stuff to waste time until the Salford Lads' Club opens.
Here are a few we've come up with so far:
Heaven 17 Knows I'm Miserable Now
This Charming Man O War
Will.I.Am It Was Really Nothing
Moz Def
Quiff Little Fingers
Cele-Bat For Lashes
First Of The Gang Of Four To Die
There Is A Lighthouse Family That Never Goes Out
Johnny Foreigner Marr
Swing Out Sister I'm A Poet
Stretch Out And Tom Waits
Death At One's Elbow
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