JUSTINE FRISCHMANN ON THE COUCH – PART 2

Ms Frishmann spills more beans than a Heinz factory in the final part of our On The Couch interview...

What is your greatest talent?

“Playing the spoons. I taught myself at an early age. And I can wiggle my ears.”

Whom would you most like to exact revenge on?

“I don’t believe in revenge at all. I think people get what they deserve in life, and what goes around comes around. I know it’s really hippyish. I used to think revenge was quite a good motivating factor, but I don’t any more.”

What can you cook?

“I can make quite a mean gazpacho, as it goes; I’m good at pasta and rice, the basics. I was a veggie for 15 years; you have to be able to cook.”

What’s your most treasured possession?

“My cat, Benjamin Frischmann. I’ve had him since I was ten. He’s incredibly healthy and determined. He gives me unconditional love.”

Can you read music?

“Very basic music.”

What have you most regretted doing while drunk?

“Taking my clothes off in front of other people. Isn’t that what most girls regret doing?”

What’s the best piece of advice you’ve ever received?

“There’s nothing that rhymes with month, silver or orange. So don’t even go there.”

If you were invisible for a day, what would you do?

“I’d go around and smell the napes of the famous. The napes of their necks. I have a bit of a nape thing.”

What are your final three wishes?

“It’s got to be sex, drugs and money. In that order. Not rock ‘n’ roll. Fuck rock ‘n’ roll.”