PREMATURE EVACUATION!

The band flee the NME Signing Tent after being asked to sign a massive cock...

BLACK REBEL MOTORCYCLE CLUB stormed out of the NME

SIGNING TENT at the V FESTIVAL today after taking

offence at a penis.

The farce erupted at 2pm today when an NME reporter’s

mischevious plan backfired. Charged with the task of finding the funniest item

for Black Rebel to sign, eager Barry

Nicolson came up trumps with a giant inflatable penis, presented by a

fan queuing to see Delays.

Barry asked her to come back and get the penis signed by

the BRMC boys, and she came back and presented it as planned.

However, when NME snapper Andy Willsher

began taking pictures of Peter Hayes feeling the balls, he

became agitated, and stormed out, with a terse “Fuck you guys.”

Although drummer Nick Jago stuck around to sign the

member, the signing quickly ended. Black Rebel Motorcycle

Club play the NME Stage at 6.45pm today and were

unavailable for comment.