Timewasting fun here on NME.COM

It’s Friday once more (January 16), and today, because the NME is in the grip of an obsession with HBO‘s series ‘The Wire’ – we got the box set for Christmas – we thought we’d bounce around some ‘Wire’-themed puns to waste time until the pubs open.

Here are a few we’ve come up with so far:

Jimmy Eat World McNulty

Omar Rodruigez-Lopez

Thelonious Bunk

Stringer Andy Bell

The Stash

5.0. Cent

The Corner Shop

Stringer Bell-Rays

Omar Ah Ha

Rawls Against The Machine

Proposition Joe Jackson

Michael Baltimore

Carver USM

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