Bands as ‘EastEnders’ and ‘Coronation Street’ – Friday Fun

Soap opera-related timewasting fun on NME.COM

It’s Friday once more, and to waste time until the pubs open, and for no reason other than because we watch them a lot, we’re thinking up bands as soap opera stuff.

Here are a few we’ve come up with so far:

Richard Hawleyoaks

The Good, The Bad and The Queen Vic

Dianna Crossroads

Betty’s Hot Chip Pot

Weather-Field Music

Sean Pauline Fowler

Emmerdale Alien Ant Farm

El Guincho-dorado

Charlie Slater Of The Pier

East 17-enders

Minty Royale

Well’ard-Fi

Dot Allison Cotton

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