Timewasting fun here on NME.COM

‘Big Brother’ creaked into action last night (June 5) to take over all our lives (or at least the tabloid newspapers) for the next so many weeks.

But instead of actually watching it, we’ve been coming up with bands as ‘Big Brother’ stuff to waste time until the pub opens.

Here are some we’ve come up with so far:

The Diary Cloud Room

The Task Shadow Puppets

The Hidden Cameras

Aphex Blonde Twins

Ike And Davina Turner

Notorious BIG Brother

Big Brother’s Little Richard

Danger House

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