Gorillaz man has ‘stroke’, Cribs become Pavement roadies – this week’s top Tweets (May 21)

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All the best Tweets from your favourite musicians

It’s Friday again, which means it’s time to look back at what our favourite musicians have been sharing on Twitter over the past seven days. This week, GorillazMurdoc Niccals overdoes it, Billy Corgan attacks President Obama and The CribsGary Jarman becomes a roadie on the Pavement tour.

Here’s some of the best Tweets from the past week, spelling mistakes and all

Murdoc Niccals, Gorillaz: I’ve been plotting and planning my revenge against this band of Gorillaz impostors and I’ve given myself a stroke…

P Diddy: I NEED EVERYBODY RIGHT NOW TO BE GREAT WITH ME!! ARE YALL SCARED TO BE GREAT WITH ME ?!!LETS GOOO!! SEND YOUR POSITIVE ENERGY!!! #ULTRA!!!

The Cribs: Gary is currently out on tour in Europe roadie-ing with Pavement. So if you see him setting up gear give him a shout!

Billy Corgan: Who could have guessed the Obama administration would not only carry on Bush‘s policies of stripping citizens rights but take away more?

Ezra Koenig, Vampire Weekend: 1997, so mystical – ‘OK Computer’, ‘Come On Over’, ‘No Way Out’, The Fifth Element – I’m overcome thinking about it

Alex Kapranos, Franz Ferdinand: Water supply’s off, so had to brush teeth with Coke. Seem to remember it cleaning a 2p coin very well in an experiment when I was a kid.

Mani: Just been down to the Manchester Lyons scooter club. Loads of top people and ace scooters. Every Monday, dog and partridge, Didsbury rd, mcr

Alexis Taylor, Hot Chip: suffering from benign paroxysmal positional vertigo today, but it’s kind of fun in a way. Or maybe I’m still drunk?

Tune in next week for the best from the Twitter universe, and in the meantime make sure you’re following us at Twitter.com/NMEmagazine for the latest.