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Named ‘Just-in Beaver’, the not-related-to-Mr-Bieber-in-any-way product retails at around $26. The company’s advertising blurb – which rather dubiously fixates on ‘Beaver’ recently turning 18 – describes ‘Beaver’ as a “barely legal boy-toy who’s waited 18 long years to stick his lil’ dicky in something sticky! When he’s not busy beating up paparazzi or beating off, he’s up to his high-tops in hot Hollywood tail!”
The company also produces a ‘Dirty Christina’ doll modelled on Christina Aguilera, and a doll named ‘Finally Miley’ modelled on Miley Cyrus.
The real Justin Bieber produces his own, much more child friendly, range of dolls via the company Bieber Time Merchandise, including one that sings his hit ‘Baby’.
Last month, a Michigan man launched a lawsuit against Bieber claiming that the pop star stole his credit card and used it to buy himself penis enlargement surgery. The lawsuit also alleges that Bieber bought cocaine for him and P Diddy with the stolen credit card.