They share the stage with Steps, Jamiroquai and The Corrs at closed London show...

Blur, Paul Weller and Nick Cave are playing a gig on Monday…and tyou can’t go. It’s bneing filmed for TV, though you’re unlikely to ever see it.

The acts will play behind closed doors At the Greenwich Naval College and will be broadcast live to Japanese TV network NHK to celebrate the tenth anniversary of their TV satellite.

Greenwich Naval College have warned fans aiming to gatecrash the event – which also features Steps, Jamiroquai, The Corrs and Culture Club – that security will be heavy on the night.

“Nobody will be allowed in,” a spokesman warned NME.