What did the couple do that took 90 seconds yesterday?

What takes 90 seconds and involves some officially “unreasonable behaviour?”

Well, according to today’s red-tops (November 22), it’s Chantelle and Preston’s “quickie” divorce, which occurred yesterday after 15 months of wedlock.

Ah yes, yesterday Chantelle divorced her former ‘Celebrity Big Brother’ lover in a minute-and-a-half, on the grounds of “unreasonable behaviour” from the Ordinary Boy, who didn’t contest the accusation.

And there we were, thinking they were the next Katie Price and Peter Andre. Still, now he can concentrate on the The Ordinary Boys‘ next album – hurrah!