She says she’s 'straight' alright?
Alicia Keys has said she is not a lover of ladies.
The singer-songwriter has dismissed those ‘gay’ rumours with a loud and proud declaration she isn’t. At. All.
According to the tabs she said: “I’m as straight as they come.”
Well, that’s settled it then, right?
The tabs go on the qualify the point by posting pictures of Alicia in a skimpy swimsuit.
Because a lesbian wouldn’t do that, right?
Oh, hang on, we think we’ve just dropped 300 IQ points.