Tabloid Hell: Alex Turner hearts Lily Allen?

Has Arctic Monkeys being texting to 'LDN'? Mmm...

A very reflective paper ‘reports’ today (August 14) that Alex Turner has been texting Lily Allen with suggestive messages.

Allen apparently let slip that she received a series of suggestive text messages from Turner, one of which said that he wanted to spend the night with her.

A ‘source’ said: “Lily showed a few people before falling about laughing saying that he had no chance.”

The texts were received by Allen on Saturday (August 11) while she was at the Field Day festival in east London.

Of course, the fact that Artic Monkeys were playing the Summersonic festival in Osaka, Japan at the time in no way questions this story’s accuracy, oh no, not at all…